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[Rudolf's Friend]

Troon Chaser, Game Show Obsessed, Faux Journalist, and Cheater on his wife Cory Anotado of Buzzerblog a few weeks back uploaded a video on Tiktok from his Ring Camera where on May 2nd, 2 drunk women who were looking for a house on his street with the number 812 ended up stumbling onto his house with the number 822 and he had to tell them that they had the wrong house.

Doing some more digging into Cory's Tik Tok account, I found a video from a few years back on December 19th, 2021, where at 4 in the Morning two men broke into Cory's car to rob it of all of its valuables inside, and then poured some unknown liquid inside of the car. Why these two men specifically decided that Cory's car was the one that needed to be ransacked, I have no idea, but at the end of the day, as Cory says, it was just another Baltimore Christmas.

Discuss why Cory's Car was broken into here.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Keanu posted a DM between herself and Nick Rekieta's side-piece April after Nick openly denied ever wanting to leave his wife the mother of his children, Kayla.

This confirms that Nick Rekieta told April the following:

a) Nick wanted to divorce Kayla

b) Nick wanted to be with April

c) Nick wanted to see how their pending legal woes were resolved "for the kids..."

d) Nick needed Kayla to tell him "in some explicit manner" that she realizes she doesn't love him anymore



Discuss here.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Internet Forums Site Something Awful has done it again!

Another (alleged) killer has emerged from their forums.
Elias Rodriguez or from Something Awful known as: William Gaddis

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/two-is...-museum-in-washington-dc.220129/post-21543087

Feel free to discuss why Something Awful remains searchable on the internet while Kiwi Farms which to my knowledge is 0 on the assassins and killers or whatever I guess.

 

[PunkinMan]

Jessica has dropped some more shit on idubbbz, shows the agreement Froggy Fresh had to sign to get in to CC2
First highlighted post, the other posts she made haven't all been highlighted so read carefully.

Mod edit: @stupid frog wanted me to tell you that Jessica is "Froggy's wife".

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

A teenage TF2 / Sonic tranny porn addicted autist named Charlotte / Grant Fosgate 41'd off a bridge; only to get turned into a massive punchline on Twitter.

Spoiler

Discuss this "shameful, unchristian like behavior" here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/team-fortress-2-community.84172/post-21525170
And here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tranny-sideshows-on-social-media.33028/post-21529010

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

In spaceman news...

Some retard has been DDOSing the server hub since May 13th. Allegedly it's some open source software tard trying to force the hub developer to open source their code.

Spoiler: Large screenshot

The DDOSer appears not to be really competent either...

EDIT: Update on the DDOS retard. Apparently he lets it lapse when going to sleep. So he's either not very good at scripting, or Lummox's dev skills are shitter than we thought. Whose more no life? The players constantly checking the pager, or the ddoser (or dare I say, both)?

Currently this DDOS has expanded to a rotating smack of regular servers people play on.

Not entirely on point but apparently they're DDOSing paradise (archive), others hit include Monke, Goon, et al. The host of Paradise (AA or Affected Arc plebbit link) posted this in the comment section:

Nobody knows the real reason why the DDOS is happening, but there's been a several instances of this before in SS13 history.

Spoiler: Previous instances noted in the thread

One was by a group demanding more furries in the game (The Furry Freedom Force).
Second was a host who was upset other servers where doing better population wise then his.

BestRP was started by AbbeyRiley 2013/2014 ish. Abbey quit and shutdown the server sometime in 2014 (with Necladun from that going off to form Paradise), Purlek "took over" as the server had no forums or contact method, pushed all the work to Emanuel Basil. Took "donations", spent it all on private shit and ddosing other servers (archive).

Third was for the trolling luls.

That is until, that nigger Rshoe started to crash the server so I laid off and came back later to check the server only to be greeted with this:

Then there were the people who were upset at X server for some reason...

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Super hacker, Jackie Singh has provided analysis of the Israeli Embassy shooter's Insurgency: Sandstorm activity.

Oh boy.

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This guy played a game for 30 hours. 30 hours of COMBAT DATA. You better believe Man Hands can use it to build a full psychological profile.

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TEMPORAL CONVERGENCE.

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I learned tactical reloading from Solid Snake.

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"5 gaming sessions in one day showing extreme stress"

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When your weapon jams in-game, it jams in real life. If you think that's air you're breathing...

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Link to COMBAT DATA: https://www.insurgencytracker.com/profile/PS4/782553601095760640/Pvp

Discuss Here

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Jessica has dropped some more shit on idubbbz, shows the agreement Froggy Fresh had to sign to get in to CC2

Slight update:

• The event has changed venues; instead of Tampa, it will be held in LA.
• Anyone who has purchased tickets for the Tampa venue will be refunded.
• Froggy Fresh's wife said Anisa's husband smells like shit, even outside of a gym setting. iDubbbz doesn't bathe

 

[Blackstar]

BossmanJack has had court today and has been found guilty of violating his probation, and sentenced............ to more probation! Retard luck holds out!

BossmanJack's retard luck continues to hold out! He was found guilty of his felony probation this morning...and sentenced to two years probation!

Post in thread 'Commonwealth of Virginia v. Austin Curtis Peterson'

May 28, 2025

Austin had his first hearing in Louisa Circuit court this morning regarding his 2nd felony probation violation (the probation for the car break ins from 2015). His probation has been revoked and he was sentenced today to 2 years additional probation.
Retard luck wins again. Our boy is coming home.



As I previously stated could happen, it seems the judge looked at this as a past event that was already taken into consideration with his July 2 drug possession, and has elected to only sentence him to 2 years supervised probation, to run concurrently with his current probation...

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He's coming home boys!

Edit: He has a bond hearing in 2 weeks in the JDR court so although he's not been sentenced to enjoy prison, it'll be a while before he's out for that

 

[slungus22]

The Matrix Has Attacked: UK Prosecutors Approve 21 Charges Against the Tate Brothers

Manosphere Post in thread 'Andrew Tate / Top G / Cobratate'

May 28, 2025

UK prosecutors say 21 charges authorised against Tate brothers​

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Prosecutors in the UK have confirmed for the first time they have authorised 21 charges against Andrew and Tristan Tate, including rape, actual bodily harm and human trafficking.

The Crown Prosecution Service said that it had authorised the charges against the brothers before an extradition warrant was issued in 2024 to bring them back from Romania.

The two Britons are under investigation in Romania, facing a number of charges, which they deny - and the CPS said "the domestic criminal matters in...

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[D_Tractor]

In an email marked "for attorneys eyes only", Russell Greer apparently threatened police action if Josh doesn't settle. This is very likely a crime. (felony if he is demanding over $5000.)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-21547921

 

[thhrang]

(December 25th, 2024)
JonTron and his wife are having a child.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jontron-thread.33687/post-20162365

The child has been born.

Post in thread 'JonTron Thread'

May 28, 2025

Jon wins

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[LikeAStone 2.0]

Elon Musk has announced he has officially left DOGE.

 

[Azdy]

Morgan E. Griffin of California, pirate entertainer, gave a 'like' to a video of a monkey being tortured with a drill on Facebook.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/millio...ears-evilunveiled-vidlii.123113/post-21552646

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Fat pedophile Nova Online is currently having a complete and total meltdown and is threatening to kill himself after his pedo-riddled discord got nuked live on stream.

Unfortunately, he is currently alive.

Spoiler: Obligatory New Jack post

 

[Hooked on phobics]

One of the contributors to the massive fucking failure CONCORD is selling their plaque commemorating their development of the "its the next star wars" game which had under 700 total players on steam, and died in less than 2 weeks. Did I mention it had a budget of AT LEAST 200 million on the low estimate?

Do YOU have money you want to spend and have nothing better to do? DONATE TO KIWI FARMS.
But if you have already, you could buy a piece of history of the WORST and BIGGEST failure of a game ever seen, its PROBABLY a smarter financial decision than 500$ worth of laced meth.

Thread

 

[Relinquish]

EWU Bodycam had just released a bodycam footage of an arrest on a popular Minecraft YouTuber with 17+ million subscribers, Patrick Thomas "Pat" Julianelle AKA PopularMMOS

Pat was charged with resisting arrest with violence, as well as possession of marijuana under 20 grams. This happened on March 3rd, 2024, when he first plead not guilty, only to change to guilty on November 20th, 2024, after accepting a plead deal dropping his possession charge. Patrick was sentenced to complete 12 months of probation, 100 hours of community service, and a mandatory substance abuse evaluation with follow-up treatment. He was also ordered to donate $1,000 to the Police Memorial Fund and write an apology to the officer he assaulted. However, on January 8th, 2025, he violated his probation due to substance-related issues after failing a drug test on December 20th, 2024. On January 10th, 2025, an arrest warrant was issued. On February 2nd, 2025, Police responded to a mentally Ill person at Pat's home address, where police arrested him on his active warrant. Upon his arrest, his probation was modified to include GPS monitoring and completion of an inpatient treatment program. On May 12th, 2025, a warrant was issued for his arrest due to a second violation of probation

Discuss Pat's depressing downfall here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-minecraft-community-megathread.187100/post-21554288

 

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German Youtuber Schlomo Finkelstein and co-host of the HonigWabe podcast (a podcast where multiple popular members of AfD were guests on) has been jailed for Volksverhetzung - incitement to hatred.

The German dissident right wing youtuber Aron "Shlomo Finkelstein" P., also known as "Die vulgäre Analyse", is behind bars in prison for 201 days as of now. For wrongspeech. For hate speech.

As of today, Shlomo is back and free, with an early release from prison.
Having been trafficked to 11 different correctional facilities, rejecting the "offer" to become a confidential informant for the domestic intelligence agency, and facing lots of other insanity.

Post in thread 'Shlomo Finkelstein / Aron Pielka Arrest'

May 29, 2025

Bespoke translation by yours truly. Original [A] by Shlomo at Krautzone

I'm back!​

As you may have noticed, I haven't been to the most recent editor booze party, nor did I enrich the world with further op-eds on the political stance of coffee. I've got quite a good excuse for that:

9 and a half months ago, in front of my, at the time, 1-year-old son, I have been assaulted by roughly 15 "undercover investigators" and special forces in riot gear and locked up until now. The reason was the playback of a Rucka Rucka Ali song, my Shlomo avatars, showing a photo of Joseph...

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[Beardless Lenin]

LA Beast has dropped out of CC3 (A):

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Adding insult to injury another fighter has dropped out of Creator Clash. This time being L.A. Beast who was supposed to fight Harvey Morenstein before Harvey dropped out. This means that the headling fight is now gone. Suffah!

Come watch the continual trash fire of Creator Clash in Anisa and Anisa's husband's thread!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/anisa-...nd-poo-pants-swastika-boy.38107/post-21555137

 

[Seafarer]

Drama has erupted in the 3D printed firearms community (an especially autistic part of the wider online firearms community), as prominent figure “FDM Arms” has had a callout post accusing him of trying to whore out his underage daughter as an OnlyFans model:





(This girl is known online as “Zoopy”, though I won’t post pictures of her due to the nature of the allegations being made)

This drama was apparently instigated after FDM Arms (who already had beef with OP and his affiliates for various reasons, mostly coming down to being on opposite sides of the Cody Wilson drama*), attempted to rat to the sponsors of a shooting event involving OP due to a t-shirt one of them was selling:

Spoiler: *Context

As mentioned FDM Arms and OP (Dianexis) are apparently on opposite ends of drama (FDM Arms pro, Dianexis anti) in the 3D printed firearms community (3D2A for short) involving a figure named Cody Wilson. There are probably more informative summaries that can be found online or even elsewhere on the Farms, but in short Wilson was one of the first prominent figures in the 3D2A community who a good portion of the community now dislike because of (among other reasons):

-Cody being arrested for sexual solicitation of a minor female (although Cody and his defenders argue the situation was entrapment instigated because he had found himself on the fed’s shitlist for his activities)
-Cody apparently stealing free 3D designs from others in the community and selling them on his website for a price (something he is currently being sued for, and which is the source for much of the current drama)
-Said website requiring you to dox yourself to Cody, which he has been alleged to use to snitch on people he dislikes to the Feds with

It should also be noted that another point in contention is that the community Dianexis (the guy making the allegations) is in is much more LGBT+ friendly and apparently has several tranny members, which FDM Arms is apparently not a fan of.

Annoyingly, much of the allegations being made have scattered or nonexistent sources of information, so this post is also being made as a bit of a callout to get Kiwis interested so that a more comprehensive understanding of this drama can be reached.
I was also warned there might be discord gay ops afoot, which I can believe due to how autistic and drama prone the 3D2A community is, and how vindictive OP sounded in that last series of xeets. For that reason these allegations should probably be taken with a bigger grain of salt than usual.

(Discuss Here)