Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

He wants to be able to say that SHE destroyed the marriage, she ended it, not him. He wants to go on pretending he gave a fuck about the family he helped create and demolish.

Time and time again we're proven right. Remember when tourists will come in (usually from red forum) and bitch about how it's definitely THE EVIL WAMEN (our wife) who wanted to swing?
Even if she did, it was after numerous conditioning and signaling from skelly. Without a doubt.
I don't think so though, Skelly started the polycue. He was the one that followed STMS and Fishy Ape on Instagram. He, the man of the house invited them over to have orgies.

God that physique. Absolutely disgusting. Somehow worse than Ralph with back tits. How Nick, a man who constantly complains about fat people, make this is compatriot?

Nick told him that boredom was the hardest part of “sobriety” (I do not believe he is sober FWIW).

A man with zero life or hobbies. All he does is drink, seethe, and dose his children with cocaine.

I forget if it’s @Balldo's Gate or @John Andrews Stan who hate Aaron more than the average poster (understandable to dislike Aaron), but this is more a matter I can stand to watch Aaron. He’s a shithead, but he can actually fucking say what he means and mean what he says even if he’s not the most articulate or educated. Nick is over educated and wants to fart huff. If you watch Potentially Criminals show you’ll have Sean go over a legal topic and then state it plainly. Nick has to fart huff if he actually gets to the topic.

It's the former and it's not about disliking Aaron. A few vocal posters thinks Aaron will be the "balldo dragon slayer" when he's every bit as bad and responsible for this feud as Skelly.
However, he never dosed his children with cocaine. Out of everyone, he's the least bad (NOT a compliment).
That's why most posters simply don't care.

Nick must want his channel mass reported. Tells Keanu “Go catch fire” and holy shit his voice sounds RETARDED:

This is a fake account, I asked her

Rugieta:
- Follows AI Instythots
- Argues with AI like Grok
- Has a box of AI-audio powered dolls to arrange and play with
- Sperged out at an AI voice of Keanu
This irrelevant unhinged retard is a simulation.

 

[Nova902]

"minnesota lawyer" im just as much of a lawyer as nick is.

anyways in regards to his fingers i think there's a likelihood it's whippet related

but it could also be heart damage from all the boozing he has done
this could lead to circulation problems particularly in his hands and feet since theyre the farthest from the heart

im curious if he ever goes to the doctor

Nicks last medical report was he had "low white blood cell count" AKA he has the AIDS ( likely a Jamaican version )

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It's significantly more likely that the kids are straight-up neglected.

I'm going to posit a theory on this. The kids are okay from Nick's point of view because it is once again a word game. They're not dead, missing limbs, or about to drop dead from starvation, (I make no claims on if his daughter who tested positive is being sexually abused).

though on a rewatch it's also notable for a seeming Freudian slip in Nick's misinterpretation that she must have been teasing some new infidelity story, as if he's been obsessed with the latter even though she never brought it up:

Recall the Anime Matsuri and friends with Ralph (pre-shart) arc. His wife was getting really high or something that everyone talked about it. Ralph called her a slatternly whore after the shart, Drexel burned the bridge with Q/intothedarkness after Q implied he fucked our wife, Nick was really good friends (He hung out with in Nashville) with Brittany Venti (Uh oh stinky), and they all fit into place (unless he met Faran Unbalanced in person lmao)...

 

[AltisticRight]

This one looks really fucked up, like he's starting to get frostbite on his hand

He already hides the red nose behind AI thumbnails (sometimes)

Do you guys know how cameras work? He's wearing a red... blue, yeah, a violet shirt! Which is red and blue!

I just noticed something.

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This channel description is grossly inaccurate and needs to be fixed. Lawyer? Scotch? No, that won't do at all.

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That's better!

"Nick Rekieta breaks down."

The new Rekieta Law channel.

 

[stupid frog]

I just noticed something.

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This channel description is grossly inaccurate and needs to be fixed. Lawyer? Scotch? No, that won't do at all.

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That's better!

"Nick Rekieta breaks down."

The new Rekieta Law channel.

@AltisticRight You too! reeee

 

[ChromaQuack]

You guys are going to cause Nick to go out of his way to never show his hands on stream again ffs
He already hides the red nose behind AI thumbnails (sometimes)

We're going to bully him into compliance with the old kiwi no-stream order one part at a time, if need be. It's all going according to plan.

Shoulders next, he's going to have to lower his chair until only his neck up is visible.

 

[Sneed Force One]

We're going to bully him into compliance with the old kiwi no-stream order one part at a time, if need be. It's all going according to plan.

Shoulders next, he's going to have to lower his chair until only his neck up is visible.

I agree. Nick never asked the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil for permission to begin streaming again. He is currently in debt to us at the value of 2 KNUs per day of unauthorised action.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I know people mention drugs and alcohol as driving him into dementia by carving holes in his brain, but I should add that sleep deprivation is also not good.

I've finally managed this past couple days to get more than 3 hours of sleep (unlike Nick I was finishing up my work on integers and sequences (calculus fucking sucks) and I feel like Einstein compared to last week.

I'm just saying this isn't mentioned as often here, not sleeping is probably enough to render your brain into oatmeal, not sleeping and doing whippets after years of alcohol related brain damage is homo erectus-maxxing.

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

"Nitrous man" sounds like a Devo track. On that theme can someone do a version of "Whippet" - their biggest mainstream hit??

 

[Pedophobe]

"Nitrous man" sounds like a Devo track. On that theme can someone do a version of "Whippet" - their biggest mainstream hit??

It sounds like a bog skeleton that was discovered in a really embarrassing pose.

 

[Nova902]

"Parasocial relationship" is the new "Why do you care". Screenshot is of Stallyn's comment section. Instead of answering there, he considered this important enough to take to Twitter. He also was in Melton's chat again but didn't say anything interesting.
Archive

Nick and Stallyn are buddies. one can say sweeper of comments even.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick and Stallyn are buddies. one can say sweeper of comments even.

In Stallyn's defence, his comment section shits hard on Nick, they aren't on his side since the Kiki v Rekieta bloodsports, and I'm not seeing any sweeping.

 

[Briareus]

Bless you, I loved this stupid video.

I was kinda surprised to find Lipstick Larry's channel just gone, does anyone know how or why? Luckily I had the vid downloaded too, the shanty theming is so amusing, it's very goofy. I can only imagine how hard Nick seethed about it.

 

[Oxyjen]

Rugieta:
- Follows AI Instythots
- Argues with AI like Grok
- Has a box of AI-audio powered dolls to arrange and play with
- Sperged out at an AI voice of Keanu
This irrelevant unhinged retard is a simulation.

• You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
• You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
• Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

This nigger would definitely fail a Voight-Kampff test.

 

[demicolon]

Aaron Imholte RAPED AND KILLED a cuck in 1990!

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

my best friend of nearly 30 years hasn't talked to me since my kid tested positive for cocaine, what can i do to win him back? i know, i'll cut a youtube short of one of the times i made fun of him

https://youtube.com/shorts/tShJ2iKft_w

The only positive comments are from the bots.

 

[SigmaBalls]

I love how there's two definitive traits to current day Nick that many of us can relate to; Not being lawyers, and Not getting enough sleep to the point that we turn into cavemen with our metric system room temperature IQ's.

Aaron Imholte RAPED AND KILLED a cuck in 1990!

STOP SAYING THAT AARON IMHOLTE RAPED AND KILLED A CUCK IN 2024 IN THE BALLDO BUNKER WHILE HIGH ON COCAINE!
oh no now we're including Gilbert Gottfried into the foray of nick memes.. the potential is almost limitless..

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

It's 8 a.m. and no Nick. No nothing. Meanwhile, Emily D. Baker already has the stream up, a nice summary of the Read trail thus far, and almost 500 people in the live chat.

Nick has been increasingly sporadic, late (and gay). Is he currently in NLO's live chat?

Nick where are you? What are you up to?

-A Concerned Kiwi (ACK)

 

[Vibralldo]

It's 8 a.m. and no Nick. No nothing. Meanwhile, Emily D. Baker already has the stream up, a nice summary of the Read trail thus far, and almost 500 people in the live chat.

Nick has been increasingly sporadic, late (and gay). Is he currently in NLO's live chat?

Nick where are you? What are you up to?

-A Concerned Kiwi (ACK)

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If Nick stops streaming doesn't that mean he's unemployed and therefore breaking probation?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I'm just saying this isn't mentioned as often here, not sleeping is probably enough to render your brain into oatmeal, not sleeping and doing whippets after years of alcohol related brain damage is homo erectus-maxxing.

"So you're saying I can get erect again?"