Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

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The hyperbole is exhausting to read in a single skeet. It’s got to be a mental illness to curate a feed full of this stuff while casually going about your day. “We have nowhere to run!” browses DoorDash, hits bong, switches over to fetlife, yells to no one in particular that the baby is crying. “Billions are dying! Disappeared! Your neighbors even!” Sent to a niche social media website in between porn memes and navel gazing
Becky: "I COULD BE HAULED OFF TO A BLACKSITE ANY MINUTE NOW FOR BEING A DISABLED TRANS LATINX PERSON! I'M SCARED TO GO OUTSIDE!"

Also Becky: "So we went to the San Diego zoo, and to a sex club, and then Disney, and then we went to Fogo De Chao for all you can eat pork...."
 
If Becky gets disappeared, I'll cheer on the Federal Gestapo. They're going to sweep your McMansion neighborhood for criminal Pedros, not malingering chronic confabulators.
Which makes her safer than she’s ever been. Becky wouldn’t allow a poor brown into her home unless they were already signed up for SRS or they were doing her vacuuming
 
Becky hasn't offered a single brownoid sanctuary. They're the one category conspicuously missing from her collection of losers.
This is why true progressives hate liberal white women, with their pathetic pretenses of supporting the true minorities, like crackheads, murderers, cartel members, etc. and only hang around with other white people.

I cheered when Humphrey was chosen
My faith in the system restored
I'm glad that the Commies were thrown out
Of the A.F.L. C.I.O. board
And I love Puerto Ricans and Negros
As long as they don't move next door
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal.

Very old commie song.
 
This is why true progressives hate liberal white women, with their pathetic pretenses of supporting the true minorities, like crackheads, murderers, cartel members, etc. and only hang around with other white people.



Very old commie song.
Champagne socialists are some of the most blatantly disingenuous people on the planet. They either espouse theory and praxis without believing in it (and are therefore liars and hypocrites) or they believe they will somehow be spared (and are therefore screaming about things they haven’t begun to try to understand).

They should be mocked and laughed at until their mouths close.
 
No no it’s “from each according to his ability, to each according to his need.” Becky isn’t able to do anything because of her ambiguous made up disabilities and she needs a giant house, piles of weed, Disneyland vacations, weird dick she found on Fetlife and for someone else to deal with that annoying screaming baby.
 
She's back to being whiny.

Indirectly jabs at, idk, Daniel? How does she keep forgetting her fake ex husband is German?

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I guess if the "standards" don't include supporting the layabout baby mama, her real husband and varied fetish toy-people in perpetuity, it's a low standard.

Then she says they're "losing [their] home" like they're being evicted to the curb and not going to get about $300k in equity when they sell the place.
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Storage units exist, Becky. And I'm sure Jack's Mom would keep stuff. I'm sure people have offered, but giving everything away is part of the drama. Probably peppered with passive suicide threats. "Oh I won't need THIS anymore SOB."
 
Becky hasn't offered a single brownoid sanctuary. They're the one category conspicuously missing from her collection of losers.
Pretty sure I pointed that out a long time ago, but it’s worth repeating. For all her I AM LATINX bullshit (and it’s bullshit) she never engages with the community. It’s an identity she wields for oppression points and nothing more. It’s probably the thing I find most abhorrent about her. Bitch, you are white. Sit the fuck down.

I never see her posting about anything Cuban besides eating at Porto’s a few times. She doesn’t make Cuban food. Real Cubanas are taught how to make every family recipe starting in young childhood. It’s a point of pride for families. Surely Basic Becky, Queen of the Cubanas, can make frijoles negros or ropa vieja or a REAL flan with her eyes closed, no?

She has never shown herself speaking Spanish (because she can’t) and she rarely tweets in Spanish. When she does, it’s all sorts of fucked up. I never see her mentioning celebrating the two big Cuban holidays (Nochebuena and Dia de Los Reyes) she mentioned a King’s Cake once, but that’s not Cuban at all. It’s Creole and for Fat Tuesday, not Epiphany. IIRC she was asking for it around Lent as well like the dumbass she is. There is a special bread similar to a King’s Cake called a roscón, but the only overlap is the plastic baby inside. They’re not remotely similar. Of course, being a fake LATINX, Becky doesn’t know this.

She never mentions any knowledge of Cuban icons that all Cubans and Cuban Americans (even the first and second gens) know and love. She only complains about MAGA Cubans. For being so quick to let everyone know she’s a CUBAN ADOPTEE, she sure seems embarrassed and disengaged with her “identity.”

Give me the top hats. I will never let her get away with appropriating Cubano-ness.

RE: her gifting things away (don’t want to double post) — a poor person would attempt to sell all these things, especially the pricey LEGO bullshit. Pretend poverty LARP begins again!
 
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Storage units exist, Becky. And I'm sure Jack's Mom would keep stuff. I'm sure people have offered, but giving everything away is part of the drama. Probably peppered with passive suicide threats. "Oh I won't need THIS anymore SOB."
Oh no whatever will I, 40 year old mother, do without my LEGO collection... (:_(
 
RE: her gifting things away (don’t want to double post) — a poor person would attempt to sell all these things, especially the pricey LEGO bullshit. Pretend poverty LARP begins again!
Pissing money down her leg like that just shows she’s in no place to be making those decisions.

I’m sure everyone who bought Hannah those expensive gifts (since we know Becky didn’t) are really happy to see it all shoveled out of their McMansion hotbox and into some dumpster Goodwill.

Assuming of course she’s not lying about getting rid of any of it, or pawning it for weed money like the true shit-class trash she is.
 
Then she says they're "losing [their] home" like they're being evicted to the curb and not going to get about $300k in equity when they sell the place.
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Didn't another Farmer say that due to Daniel covering the majority of the mortgage/house costs, therefore the majority (if not all the profit) goes to Danny Boy?

It's so lovely seeing that Becky thought she had Daniel locked down with a baby and her sea hag vagina, only to see it all vanish in smoke the second he found someone else with a vagina but less crazy. I'll bet she is constantly bugging her or Jackson's parents, guilt tripping them into letting her fuse to their couches and fill their homes with the odor of dank skunk weed. These poor people have suffered enough by being in occasional proximity to Becky - they don't need to make their final years a torturous never ending cycle of screeching, sloth, and smoke.
 
I don't get it. So now Daniel is REFUSING to sell.
Becky is probably telling a half truth.

Daniel is likely refusing to sell until they hash out the dynamics of the sale. Specifically he likely has funded 100% of the house and wants near 100% of the proceeds of the sale and not a "we're all friends here's a hundred thousand dollars" sale.
 
Becky is probably telling a half truth.

Daniel is likely refusing to sell until they hash out the dynamics of the sale. Specifically he likely has funded 100% of the house and wants near 100% of the proceeds of the sale and not a "we're all friends here's a hundred thousand dollars" sale.
This. Selling a house is not something that can be done on a whim and overnight, ESPECIALLY when there there are multiple people living there and SUPPOSEDLY there are 3 names on the paperwork. Daniel is PROBABLY being nice and giving Becky and the Cuck Squad time to gather their shit and go, as well as meeting with lawyers to untangle the legal intricacies.

Of course, Becky has take a single grain of truth and build a giant pearl of lies around it to garner maximum victim points.

Give me the top hats. I will never let her get away with appropriating Cubano-ness.
As a Latino who grew up around many, many Cubans, this is also one of the things that makes me want to cunt punt the sea hag. It's a bludgeon and a shield for her, nothing more. She does not engage with the culture, the community, the language, NADA. Yet she uses it as an excuse to eat pork, when I know several Cuban Jews and vegetarians who got along just fine for decades without consuming pig flesh.

That's probably why she never stuck her nose on the Latino side of Twitter, because as bad as the Jewish Twitter users dunked on her, the Cubans (ESPECIALLY the Conservative ones) would leave her crying on the floor, bleeding from her ass. They know a gringo cosplaying for Progressive Points when they see one.
 
I never see her posting about anything Cuban besides eating at Porto’s a few times. She doesn’t make Cuban food. Real Cubanas are taught how to make every family recipe starting in young childhood. It’s a point of pride for families. Surely Basic Becky, Queen of the Cubanas, can make frijoles negros or ropa vieja or a REAL flan with her eyes closed, no?

She'd have a hard time boiling rice or opening a can of refried beans.

Storage units exist, Becky. And I'm sure Jack's Mom would keep stuff. I'm sure people have offered, but giving everything away is part of the drama. Probably peppered with passive suicide threats. "Oh I won't need THIS anymore SOB."

Doesn't matter, she's not going to give away anything she considers hers, only Jackson & Daniel's stuff.
 
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