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When will Jack drop dead?

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I'd also suggest his Carolina Barbecue wars since he starts getting angy over no beef in the pork and chicken tendency style places.
Of course fatty would be willing to put his life and his wife's life at risk from a tornado because of fast food.

I was cheering for the tornado though
 
Of all the retarded shit. Driving 300 miles to a Vegas buffet for Thanksgiving? But then come to think of it if given the choice between a Vegas buffet and Thanksgiving with the Scalfatties... I'd choose the buffet as well.


His homo-brain liked it but had to pretend he never saw nothing because he's totally straight gaiz!
He has a timeshare in Vegas. Maybe it was one of the times he could use it.
 
The time he threw a tantrum and demanded to be driven back during an active tornado warning to a Wendy's to get his bakin for the double borble beggin borgl.
I know its been beaten into the ground at this point but holy fuck Jack literally acts like a child. The yaaay then immediately whining about needing to potty was a highlight. I know Jack is childish but it's really obvious in JotG. Also
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Watching the vegas buffet someone else suggested and its unbelievable how he gets right up in peoples business with a camera. Although if his mom didn't want to be on video and he did it anyways, why would he care about strangers?
 
Quick look on google and there are maybe a dozen recipes for the concept and they're what you would expect: cook the wings then dress them in an elote-style sauce. But what is in that pic is not that at all. I think this is going to be some carnivore abomination of air-fried pork rind breaded wings with chili flakes and... parmesan? Ok, I'll buy that as a Jack original.
 
Sir/madam, I will assume you are new to Jack because if you were a seasoned veteran you would know that Jack  is salmonella. Well, that or Jack died long ago and is his corpse is merely being puppeted by the spirit of a Wendigo. Either works really.
even better, thank you for this insight. will be jerking off to this message + your profile.
 
That's actually the opposite of the truth. Inuit have a higher rate of heart disease than non-Inuits do, and it's in fact about 50% higher. Same goes for diabetes, obesity, and hypertension
Okay, MOM. Next time you have to correct me send me a private message, OKAY? *smugly stuffs greasy gobbets of entrails into mouth, then drools gape-mawed for 45 minutes*
 
I know its been beaten into the ground at this point but holy fuck Jack literally acts like a child. The yaaay then immediately whining about needing to potty was a highlight. I know Jack is childish but it's really obvious in JotG. Also
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Watching the vegas buffet someone else suggested and its unbelievable how he gets right up in peoples business with a camera. Although if his mom didn't want to be on video and he did it anyways, why would he care about strangers?
Isn't this the screenshot where he smashed half the burger into his face and got sauce everywhere? Still one of the most bizarre things I've seen; that's a level of gluttony that you truly don't often catch on camera outside of shit like My 600lb Life. He was quite literally pushing the burger into his mouth to get as much food in at once as possible.
 
I'd also suggest his Carolina Barbecue wars since he starts getting angy over no beef in the pork and chicken tendency style places.
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Yeah except the whole thing that the Inuit, not the Eskimo, didn't suffer from heart disease is mostly false.

Yes there were slightly lower rates which could be attributed to them eating a lot of Omega-3's but you have to understand they were active hunters and they expended a lot of energy in doing so. What's more keeping warm needed a lot of energy and blubber is a very energy dense food.

Fatty doesn't understand the first thing about... anything other than "Food goes here" while pointing at his mouth.

That's actually the opposite of the truth. Inuit have a higher rate of heart disease than non-Inuits do, and it's in fact about 50% higher. Same goes for diabetes, obesity, and hypertension
That's now a modern thing when they've adapted to processed foods. You can see the same thing in a lot of islands in the South Seas where their original diet of fish, taro and other natural foods has been replaced by modern convenience foods and just about everybody is overweight and has heart issues.
 
That's now a modern thing when they've adapted to processed foods. You can see the same thing in a lot of islands in the South Seas where their original diet of fish, taro and other natural foods has been replaced by modern convenience foods and just about everybody is overweight and has heart issues.
It's hard to get accurate historical data for how prevalent heart disease was back then, but the odds are pretty good that it wasn't any better than other peoples who were alive back then.

But fatty just wants to cope by pretending that his MEAT GUD diet is healthy
 
It's hard to get accurate historical data for how prevalent heart disease was back then, but the odds are pretty good that it wasn't any better than other peoples who were alive back then.

But fatty just wants to cope by pretending that his MEAT GUD diet is healthy
It doesn't matter one way or another because it isn't like Jack will actually do a proper carnivore diet. He will half ass it while still stuffing his face with items loaded with sugar, carbohydrates and a lot of processed additives he shouldn't be putting into his body.

The irony behind all these fad diets is whether they are healthy or not, most of them would still have Jack coming out healthier if he actually committed to them rather than just preaching about them online.
 
It's hard to get accurate historical data for how prevalent heart disease was back then, but the odds are pretty good that it wasn't any better than other peoples who were alive back then.

But fatty just wants to cope by pretending that his MEAT GUD diet is healthy
The heart disease thing I agree with but you look at the South Sea islanders and they're all fat due to processed foods. You can't argue with that.

Taken as a whole 60% of the population is obese. The island of Naru in 1953 compared to now.
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Processed food and lack of activity has changed the people this much in only 70 years. And this is endemic in the South Pacific.
 
Isn't this the screenshot where he smashed half the burger into his face and got sauce everywhere? Still one of the most bizarre things I've seen; that's a level of gluttony that you truly don't often catch on camera outside of shit like My 600lb Life. He was quite literally pushing the burger into his mouth to get as much food in at once as possible.

Jepp. And he truly enjoyed the Burger. Untill Tam pointed it out after they "diagnosed" the Burger that there was no Bacon inside. Then the tantrum started and she had to drive back lmao.
 
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