Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Red Dye #5]

*hits the galaxy gas*
I GOTTA DRIVE MY KIDS (for 30 days with credit for 2)

 

[AnOminous]

We can be sure it wasn’t a woman. Nick doesn’t have the guts to flip out on a man.

It could very well be a woman Nick knows has the power to end him.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Is it possible that Nick’s story about “throwing drugs in the car with the child” has opened the door to new charges or even violated his parole?

If he publicly admitted to possessing illegal drugs that weren’t part of his original conviction, and provided specific, verifiable details about when, where, and what he possessed, then prosecutors and CPS could initiate a new investigation. That admission could potentially lead to fresh criminal charges under Minnesota Statutes § 152.025.

Under Minnesota law, each drug type and each act of possession can be prosecuted as a distinct offence, even if they occurred simultaneously. His prior conviction for cocaine doesn’t protect him under double jeopardy, nor does it bar new charges so long as they fall within the three-year statute of limitations. They may not even need physical evidence which is obviously long-gone, as Nick has outright admitted to concealing the crime.

TL;DR – Nick’s drug-bragging could very well have landed him in hot water.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Do PO's call you to tell you that you pissed hot? And that they have to pass that information to the court and you're more than likely going up against the judge again soon. And the judge is more than likely going to give you your 28 days early? That would be my logical guess.

Either that, or his PO called him LIVE to tell him he's going to start getting blood tests in his routine testing. Cos, you know, he's definitely not showing all the signs of huffing fucking gas in every live stream he appears in....

Top kek. Suffah Rekieta

 

[AnOminous]

Do PO's call you to tell you that you pissed hot?

Yes. And they generally tell you to come in immediately for a second test on your own power, or come in cuffed after they come get you.

 

[Meat Target]

It could very well be a woman Nick knows has the power to end him.

You just know having to answer to a female PO chaps his flaccid tallywacker to no end. Very based move by the court.

My patience wears thin. The suspense is making me antsy.

 

[Vibralldo]

Yes. And they generally tell you to come in immediately for a second test on your own power, or come in cuffed after they come get you.

Did Nick abuse enough prescription meds to trip the test or is he just trying to sneakily use and hope they don't test him?

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Yes. And they generally tell you to come in immediately for a second test on your own power, or come in cuffed after they come get you.

It's probably that then. He only cares about himself so only something that affects him and him alone could eviscerate such reaction. What a faggot

 

[thebigdream]

Please give us some closure so this doesn't become 'the worst day' part 2

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Having problems in the first month of his 60 month probation doesn't bode well, balldosisters...

 

[Sneed Force One]

It amuses me how Nick's life is so fucked up it could be a whole spectrum of different things ranging from divorce to felonies to rabid children.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Did Nick abuse enough prescription meds to trip the test or is he just trying to sneakily use and hope they don't test him?

Whichever one it was I have a feeling it was a decision backed up by a lazy Quora search.

 

[Maude Snew]

He could replace his missing hands with balldo contraptions and become a supervillain.

Spoiler: Artist's rendition NSFW probably

I see what you did there

Close, that guy is an incel prude anyway, only smokes weed with his kids when he could afford to keep them coked up like some other dads.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Imagine being tested like a lab rat for loser and failure disease randomly and on schedule for years. Couldn't be me. Imagine being a subject literally.

I confess I have never cared for how rigid the probation drug testing is. The whole "you must be here before the second hand crosses the 46 minute mark" inflexibility gets scary dangerous. I've had a few cases where I've had seriously injured MVA victims having nervous breakdowns in the back of the ambulance because the probation officers and Judge would not accept "gross physical trauma" from being t-boned due to racing to get to the courthouse, as a valid excuse for not making the random drug test on time.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Having problems in the first month of his 60 month probation doesn't bode well, balldosisters...

Completing 60 months of probation isn't hard at all (I would guess) if you're not a shady junkie who definitely wouldn't abuse other substances to try and get around the list of bad things daddy gubbamint says I must not do.

But he's a smart boy remember. He told us so in court. He's definitely smart enough to not break those conditions, even on live streams. And he's definitely not abusing gas and prescription meds. Not at all. Nick never lies.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Soon, I can feel it...

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Not the look of a man who was just told to drive his daughter to dance class.

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Actually, given his hysterical nature and inability after 17 years not to flip tf out over the crushing burden of driving kids around, it could be.

But so was he really heard saying "I can remedy that"? Could be he missed another test and they told him he's over the limit for fucking around.

Or it was an hysterical April screaming at him because the check he gave her for her rent bounced.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I confess I have never cared for how rigid the probation drug testing is. The whole "you must be here before the second hand crosses the 46 minute mark" inflexibility gets scary dangerous. I've had a few cases where I've had seriously injured MVA victims having nervous breakdowns in the back of the ambulance because the probation officers and Judge would not accept "gross physical trauma" from being t-boned due to racing to get to the courthouse, as a valid excuse for not making the random drug test on time.

>is late to druggie test
>speeds to get to druggie test
>crashes do to speeding

Shit like this makes me want to believe in god

 

[RodgerDodger]

Completing 60 months of probation isn't hard at all (I would guess) if you're not a shady junkie who definitely wouldn't abuse other substances to try and get around the list of bad things daddy gubbamint says I must not do.

But he's a smart boy remember. He told us so in court. He's definitely smart enough to not break those conditions, even on live streams. And he's definitely not abusing gas and prescription meds. Not at all. Nick never lies.

How hard can not doing mountains of cocaine be. Most of us go decades without any problem.

 

[AnOminous]

Did Nick abuse enough prescription meds to trip the test or is he just trying to sneakily use and hope they don't test him?

I'm assuming both. And drinking too.