Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FuhrerMustang]

It'll be out when it's out

History of bodycam footage has no set schedule. It will be out when it is out. I had a lot going on this month and I do not appreciate all of these comments going "where is the bodycam footage episode".

 

[Kakkerum420]

That one old bag… uh… Corrine, that’s it! She was shoving colloidal silver into her vagina as an STD cure/preventative.

Maybe she joined the qover and the reason Rackets fingers are blue is fingering her?

 

[not william stenchever]

Maybe she joined the qover and the reason Rackets fingers are blue is fingering her?

A better excuse than anything Dr. Nitro, Esq. could come up with.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

This niggerfaggot actually used the driving muh keedz excuse before ending the stream! Unbelievable.

at 55 seconds. Utter faggotry.

 

[CryptoHermit]

History of bodycam footage has no set schedule. It will be out when it is out. I had a lot going on this month and I do not appreciate all of these comments going "where is the bodycam footage episode".

Kiwis need their body cam SLOP. Instant gratification forum kulcha.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

The prints behind him will never not be funny

It's poignant how his choice of Joker is the Joker that got ass raped into being the Joker anymore.

 

[oh no im late for school]

Now I’m no photoshop experts, but wouldn’t ALL of Nick turn bluish if you cranked up the saturation?!

i mean if i just wanted his fingers to be blue and was going to fuck with photoshop to do it, i'd just use a mask to only blue the parts that i want to

 

[Chode]

Everyone stop tagging @Null! He give us the bodycam footage when he has it.

I wanted to know if the arrest on a public road is more readily available than the rest of the footage. A police interaction for a confessed to crime shouldn't be considered private.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

It's poignant how his choice of Joker is the Joker that got ass raped into being the Joker anymore.
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Nick's favorite movies:

1. American Beauty
2. Joker 2 (the one with the ass rape)

 

[McMitch]

Okay, I’ve been out of the loop: what’s the deal with all his superchats dealing with micro penises?

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

Okay, I’ve been out of the loop: what’s the deal with all his superchats dealing with micro penises?

He's just a fan of them, is all.

 

[Mouse Cop]

For fun, I am going to present a series of alternatives, reply your favorite:

: Kayla has left/is leaving him

: He failed a drug test

: He violated probation in some other way. Not relating to drugs or alcohol

: Miscellaneous "family emergency": something genuinely not his fault. Kayla got into a car accident or an elderly family member fell down. That kind of thing

:He just didn't feel like streaming

:He has been alerted that the bodycam footage has been released!

Edit: Added some clarification/Added 6th option

Edit again: Assigning to ratings

It also could have been bad news related to the Montagraph lawsuit. It's funny that this man has so many dumpster fires going on in his life that when he gets shocking news there are too many things that it could be about.

 

[john marston]

It'll be out when it's out!

"So yeah it's been a while since the last Rekieta update, as such I need to address a couple of things that have cropped up. Yes, I'm aware of the fact that Nick has blue fingers. Yes, I'm aware that Keanu dominated him last Friday. Yes, I will continue to mention Nick on MATI after the bodycam footage releases. Now many of you have been very patient in waiting for these videos, and for that I’m very grateful. Others of you have not been so patient to the point where I’m actually taking time out of this podcast to talk about it. Let me say this once again, since apparently it was not made clear when this video series began. The body cam footage has no set schedule. It will be done when it's done and will be released when it's done. In case you haven’t noticed I’ve been more than a little busy the last few months. If you haven’t noticed, wake up already! I left Serbia and moved to America, did a very complicated ending to an episode of Mad at the Internet, released additional videos in May beyond my regular workload, did my regular workload, which consists of an episode of Mad at the Internet every week despite trannies and other difficulties, one of those difficulties being moving into a trailer. In addition to that people don’t seem to realize how much work actually goes into these videos..."

At this point, I got sick of my ownjoke

 

[McMitch]

It also could have been bad news related to the Montagraph lawsuit. It's funny that this man has so many dumpster fires going on in his life that when he gets shocking news there are too many things that it could be about.

The Rekeita-verse has many mysteries:
1) Rekeita’s worst day
2) The shortest stream ever
3) DarksydeRekeita: why this now?
4) today’s panic-inducing phone call

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Has anyone considered that maybe Nick’s fingers are turning blue because he’s been packing on weight recently? Maybe his circulatory system is having a hard time getting oxygen there because he’s so fat now?
That would also explain why his hairline is getting so bad.
Nick needs to STOP eating so much and START microneedling 24/7 before he looks like WingsOfRedemption.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember his cokehead video was a central part of the warrant and so forth. Even after the original child abuse reporting.

This is what I don't get when people say it's ridiculous to think something he did on stream could come back and bite him or that it's ridiculous to think the cops would actually watch his stream to see what he's up to. It's ALREADY HAPPENED.

They already know he does criminal shit live on stream like an absolutely mammoth fucking sped.

Also lmao at this idiot claiming what everyone saw live on stream was "photoshopped." Eat a fucking dick you spastic.

The problem is ETG production varies wildly based on metabolism. Some people can drink a handle and not piss anything dirty, others can use some hand sanitizer and get popped. An easy probation violation to fight but my PO gave me a pass on the first fuckup.

That's why if they really care and aren't just going to let it slide, they want an immediate second test, not just to confirm the first test, but also to rule out that the first test actually WAS bunk. I don't know Minnesota or more importantly Candy Yoshi itself, but a lot of times they use one of the cheapo five panel tests but the followup is something more thorough.

This was what Nick was rabbiting on about with regard to the unreliability of tests. The FIELD tests and cheapo routine tests actually are unreliable, to the point if you tried to go to trial solely based on such a test, it could probably be discredited at least to a reasonable doubt standard. The more expensive tests they prefer to go to court with, though, are scientifically reliable under Daubert/Frye or whatever other standard you'd need, and to discredit those, you'd need to discredit the experts the state brings, prove that equipment was miscalibrated, procedure wasn't followed, cross contamination could have occurred, etc.

 

[Captain Manning]

Okay, I’ve been out of the loop: what’s the deal with all his superchats dealing with micro penises?

He started a thing where everybody is supposed to send him money via pedotips and say Kurt has a micropenis.

That's it. It's dumb.

 

[Kakkerum420]

A better excuse than anything Dr. Nitro, Esq. could come up with.

If he shows proof of that I will never accuse him of doing nitrous again (after the vomiting).

 

[Mama Martini]

2) The shortest stream ever

Which stream is this? Is it when Aaron left the polycule?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

At 4:17pm today, the Kandiyohi County Attorney filed a motion asking the judge in Rekieta's criminal case 34-CR-24-341 to "correct Court records to properly reflect that the two body cams were never offered or received as exhibits at the Omnibus hearing", stating that "the import of this issue is significant as under Minn. Stat. 13.82, subd. 7, 'any investigative data presented as evidence in court' shall be public."

The following motion was uploaded on MCRO:


The judge's omnibus order and the transcript of the omnibus hearing are also attached after this motion in the filing, but I'm not duplicating those as those have already been posted.