*Urgent Message*
Everyone, please take a moment between whatever you were doing previously and whatever you were planning to do next and pray for me. Earlier, I received an unnecessarily hostile message in my inbox, but the weird thing about the message was it was penned with an air of authority as if it were written by moderators yet the message was written by an anonymous and uncredited individual.
That's right, this message in my inbox was not attributed to any particular user, making it impossible for me to respond as I couldn't track down the source of the message. It was like suddenly hearing a loud crash and screaming "Who's there" and being met with complete silence causing you to hysterically search for the source of the crash to no avail leaving you with only one conclusion-it was a ghost, and he's pissed!
Everybody please send your prayers because the only explanation is I have accidentally angered the Kiwi farms gods. I don't know what I did wrong either, I swear. I didn't even know Kiwi farms had gods that get pissed and yell at you if you're unlucky enough to draw their attention.