Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.7%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 152 40.2%
  • Total voters
    378
Soapmore said:
[EDIT to clarify] Perhaps the bad news is that an investigation into Rekeita's violation of federal CFAA statutes is moving forward to prosecution.
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Aren't they not supposed to tell or tip off the soon-to-be defendants that they're under investigation until the indictment drops? Or is there an exception to that for their lawyers?
 
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@Null I know you don't like to pinged incessantly but stating that you are addicted to shota seems to be an incredibly incendiary statement.

I could see how this would cause you both undue distress and harm as a public figure and could cause you financial harm that could be quantified.

Just food for thought.
 
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Meat Target said:
Aren't they not supposed to tell or tip off the soon-to-be defendants that they're under investigation until the indictment drops?
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Aaron has said that the authorities had a long list of people to interview. It might be as simple as that Nick's received some official notice that he's to be interviewed. If I were Nick, that would make things get really real real quick. It would be difficult to imagine being questioned by some state or federal authorities about another unrelated crime, and to keep that somehow secret from the authorities he is currently hoping to comply with.
 
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Doug S said:
And Mersh. I think that may have been his first step onto the Farm grounds
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So Hoffman hates Ralph and Mersh?

Well, I don't know much about the guy, but I'll say he's on the right track with me thus far.

Noxe said:
Two faggots within the same month calling null a pedophile/shotacon. Curious if rekeita is just parroting what that synth fag said or if he's just trying to dig up old shit.
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It feels like everybody who hates Null eventually ends up calling him a pedophile. It doesn't make it right, but that's the least shocking thing that happened today. In fact, Nick has claimed this before from pre-arrest hot tub streams. Remember the "hashing" bullshit?

But @AnOminous? That's just extra fucking retarded. Nick used to sing Anominous's praises back during Weebwars. AnOminous wouldn't have made it 11 years and nearly 200,000 posts here if he were a pedo. Pedos tend to get outed pretty easily on the Farms.

Nick is a worthless faggot, and a disgrace to the human species. Absolutely deplorable. He might as well throw in with Keffals or Vordrak at this point.
 
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Burt Macklin said:
How has not one of the pharmaceutical companies not come out with a nitrous oxide test? With the amount of people doing whippets to avoid a positive drug test? They would making a fucking killing. That is unless they're helping supply the nitrous oxide.........
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I could be wrong, because thank the Lord, I haven't quite gotten to the point of whippet abuse, but I believe its because the gas has an incredibly short half life and would be out of your system too fast, to the point that if you're quick enough to test it, you probably saw them do it. That's also why the high doesn't last particularly long from my understanding.
 
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Burt Macklin said:
How has not one of the pharmaceutical companies not come out with a nitrous oxide test? With the amount of people doing whippets to avoid a positive drug test? They would making a fucking killing. That is unless they're helping supply the nitrous oxide.........
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They exist, they're just very expensive and specialized and their window for detection is relatively small.
 
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A Very Big Fish said:
I could be wrong, because thank the Lord, I haven't quite gotten to the point of whippet abuse, but I believe its because the gas has an incredibly short half life and would be out of your system too fast, to the point that if you're quick enough to test it, you probably saw them do it. That's also why the high doesn't last particularly long from my understanding.
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So this now explains the cope leave every 5-10 minutes. Holy shit. Sorry if I'm late on this, but what the actual fuck.

EDIT: I wonder if there's an oxygen counter test or some shit. That's the only way it appears to do it, seeing his purple sausage fingers.
 
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2 oz. from the top of the fridge that never got reported according to Nick.
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It's a little worse than that. Rekieta states that after the police found the cocaine bullet on top of the fridge — which can clearly be seen as full on the bodycam — it was taken to the station for "testing" and subsequently disappeared. At one point, he even jokes that it might have ended up on someone’s nose.


The two ounces from the top of the fridge did disappear. It's gone. [...] I'm not joking. It's not in discovery anywhere. There are no photos of that. They're on bodycam footage. They open it up and you can see that there's, it's full of cocaine. They closed the thing back up, but they didn't want, they're running out of drug tests, the field tests. And so they're, which are expensive. So they're like, we'll just take it back to the station and test it. [...] I got the pictures of all of the, all of the recovered stuff and that exhibit, it's exhibit two. There is no cocaine. There's no cocaine associated with that bullet. It's nowhere to be found. It's amazing. Like, there's allegedly two ounces of cocaine and that thing and, uh, and it just, it's just vanished. Like, maybe up a nose or two.



So the cocaine that was sitting on the nightstand is gone. Yeah. It doesn't exist. [...] So on the body cam footage, they opened the container. It was on the nightstand and it's full. I didn't know it was full. Like I didn't remember. But it is full of cocaine. And then they closed it up and they're like, well, we've, you know, our testing kits were running low on them and they're expensive. So we'll test it back. [...] They're like, we'll take this back to the station and check it there. So I get the evidence photos... and the canister is empty. And they're like, oh, there's two grams of cocaine and it's like, where is it? It doesn't exist anywhere. No one knows where this cocaine went.

I added this to the Information for the Rekieta Bodycam Request.
 
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