Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 84 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 108 35.1%

  • Total voters
    308
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Nick's run out of stuff to make fun of so now he's making fun of the quality of Kurt's knives

He's watching the pizza casserole video again, right?
Yes, I view comedians and those who aspire to be the same way Null views the podcaster caste. I don't think I'm some sort of funny person, I just see it draw some of the most insufferable fucking people alive. With that being said, remember that Nick thinks he's some sort of comic and has a great sense of humor. I look forward to the day all the whippets/galaxy gas/whatever he's inhaling claims his fucking fingers. I don't want it to stop his heart, I want all his appendages, to include his dick, to die and fall off.
 
Camelot's a creep, but unique to Nick's friend group he hasn't abused a spouse or been creepy regarding kids

Camelot harassing Pippa because she wouldn't collab with him and recently secretly recording and distributing a private conversation with the staff of a convention he got booted from makes me think
He's Nick's idol because he did what Nick wants to do everyday: abandon his kid
 
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