Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Midnight Energy Drink]

It would be kind of embarrassing if the first time I ever won in court was against Josh[...] Since I lose every case it will be embarrassing if Josh lost against me."

I need to correct the transcription here:
"It would be kind of embarrassing if the first time I ever won in court was against Josh
Since I lose every case it will be embarrassing if Josh lost against me. "

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It is gonna be pretty funny if the bodycam ends up coming all because Nick's retard lawyer raised it too early

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

He keeps munching nervously as he repeats "he's never getting that footage". He doesn't believe his own lies anymore. No amount of oral fixation is going to soothe you Crackets. You're so fucking cooked, you duplicitous, narcissistic, underachieving, white trash, trust fund, cuckold, homo, faggot-ass, white nigger. You are a white nigger. You let your wife turn into a pill popping ghoul and you let other men use her. I know you don't give a shit about Kayla, and you don't give a shit about your kids either, but you do care about your own machismo and worth as a man, and let me tell you; no real man lets Aaron I'm-Hole from the Steel Toe Morning Show cum in their wife, whether they love her or not. You can't even keep your limp dick hard.

You couldn't even keep your coke whore April in check. How did you fuck up so bad? A real man keeps his hoes in check. Faggot white bread ass nigga. All you had to do was keep only one of the women in your life, and you made them both dump your faggot ass.

Take it from a real man, faggot; you're cooked.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He has returned after a 2 hour absence
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Imagine Nick from 5 years ago gleefully celebrating that criminal evidence the state had against someone was suddenly deemed not evidence by the state and therefore you were not allowed to know what the state was trying to use against that person all because some out of towner wanted to see it. He'd be screaming. He'd make that as big as the Vic stuff. It'd be kinda like if Michigan said that the snapchat posts Lucas Gerhard made were no longer relevant and we weren't allowed to see what he said to put him in 2 year house arrest.

Nick deserves this fate, a filthy house filled with kids who are fed spaghetti-o's by the strange man who fucks their mom and has had his dick sucked by their father. Celebrate your children forever remembering that, you disgusting cuck.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Clip 5: Nick throws down the gauntlet; "It would be kind of embarrassing if the first time I ever won in court was against Josh[...] Since I lose every case it will be embarrassing if Josh lost against me."

TOTAL REKIETA VICTORY

Null in shambles

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Clip 5: Nick throws down the gauntlet; "It would be kind of embarrassing if the first time I ever won in court was against Josh[...] Since I lose every case it will be embarrassing if Josh lost against me."

The closet, fat tranny from Siberia versus the Rage Twig of Minnesota. They should fight it out at Creator Clash 3.

I think the footage will be released. Nick is a public figure and his fuckery is of public interest to his local community. He did teach kids at a Church and they have a right to know the kind of person that was trusted with their kids.

I still think he taught those kids some "off the books" knowledge. Some skull drudgery if you will.

 

[Blasphemian]

Damn man. It's always cursed to make a definitive, declarative statement before "X" happens. The universe always finds a way to fuck your plans up. That being said, I'm not giving up hope on the bodycam footage. I will not be deprived of the best possible coping and seething of the year.

Null, I'm giving you all of my energy!

AAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHAAAAA

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick, trying to emulate the Toe, set up a goal. It resulted in some funny superchats, intentional and otherwise.

The best and easiest way for Nick to go e-begging would be to set a goal of $x dollars and when his donations reach that amount, he'll get the bodycam footage and THROW IT ON THE GROUND!

Sorry, I meant 'release it to the public' I just had a nigger Rekieta moment back then.

Alternatively, he should sing the songs of Julie Andrews as Karaoke.

"Feed the kids, tuppence a bag."

Or the ode to Nitrous Oxide, in which Nick VanDyke encourages the kids to get blasted on Galaxy Gas.

"I love to laugh."

 

[AltisticRight]

(L/A)

Literal Skelly Tomlinson.

Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Yeah, it's @Spectre_06. He hasn't posted in like 3 years, and Null had to brand his account with a message that his views do not represent the forum.

...Does "last seen" show your last login or your last post? I believe it's last login. So he's using another than @Spectre_06, or a washer with an account fed him that screenshot.

He last posted in 2023 under a sock account @Zelensky the Nazi.
He was caught because of this:

Spectre slipped up. He couldn't go more than a couple weeks without spreading the good news about his favorite frozen food. This has to be the most stereotypically American way to expose your sock ever.




What is Stouffer's Mac and Cheese?

This is Stouffer's Mac and Cheese.

It all comes back to cheese.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

The specter of the bodycam footage being released might actually be more detrimental to his wellbeing. He needs another protracted legal battle in his life. Even if he succeeds, the paranoia that somebody illegally videotaped the bodycam is going to eat at him.

He should really be more worried about whatever Gabe has to say

 

[Fapcop]

His unjustified ego continues to rot him, both inside and out. I do agree with the Kino boys in that permeant incarceration is probably where he belongs since he's too stupid to change and is a burden on everyone around him, in spite of whatever he thinks

A nice, long stay in jail (A year at the minimum, preferably three years or more) would be one of the few things that could improve Rekieta.

It might even make him a tolerable member of society. Jail has a way of infantilizing you. You HAVE to do what they tell you, they give you something practical to do, and daddy government tells you what to do every hour of the day. Right down to lights out at 10 pm.

Since Nicks parents so thoroughly failed him, the government would have to step in and try to parent him for a few years. There’s literally no downside aside from the drought of Rackets spergouts.

 

[Hellblazer]

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So are these needing to be FOIA'd separately now or wh

Do we think that Nick negotiated for this as part of the plea deal with the state? I can't see why they'd otherwise do this.

Edit: Ah. Dumb idea, then.

 

[MadStan]

The solution is simple my brethren: we tell them to turn over the footage or we mail them the Sonichu medallion and they take their chances with our black magic.

Instead of the film “the serpent and the rainbow” we rightly could expect a film called “the Sonichu and the LOLCOW”.

 

[Cad an Hell]

It is gonna be pretty funny if the bodycam ends up coming all because Nick's retard lawyer raised it too early

A lawyer recommended by Robert “it’s legal not to feed your kids” Barnes

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

What I don't understand is why the county is willing to help him?

I suspect it was part of the plea agreement.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

A nice, long stay in jail (A year at the minimum, preferably three years or more) would be one of the few things that could improve Rekieta.

He will just get his parents to max out his commissary fund and use it all to buy drugs while in the system. And he will be in a low security facility so nobody will push his shit in without his consent.
A couple of years doing drugs and gay sex is not punishment for Nick.
Nicky is the type of stupid that not even percussive maintenance can fix. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't try.
If I am being honest Nick is the type of scum that even getting cut off from his enabling parents and the trust fund would not change for the better. Only death can improve him.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If I am being honest Nick is the type of scum that even getting cut off from his enabling parents and the trust fund would not change for the better. Only death can improve him.

If anyone deserved to be stranded on a deserted island, it’s Nick. In fact, science demands it

I need to know if raw discomfort could motivate him to do anything productive, or if he’d just try to repeatedly strangle himself with vines for hypoxia highs

 

[LiquidKid]

Nick wants a Maddox style enemy both for his ego and because it helps drive viewer engagement

Unfortunately his enemies are boring

Now that you mention it. Maybe that’s his big thing with Aaron. He wanted Aaron to be his Maddox, and he wanted the revenge porn case to be his lol suit. But it backfired and Aaron came out on top and he was made an even bigger fool but putting a court mandated price tag on his wife

 

[AltisticRight]

I suspect it was part of the plea agreement.

Because apparently the multi-faceted establishmentarian conspiracy against him and HIS KEEDZ are also oddly trying to defend the honour of his slum of a house.
Makes total sense if you're on nitrous.

 

[Troonos]

Someone's not happy.
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Seeing this makes me so happy I donated to the Legal Fund.