Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Nick just looks miserable, and the majority of the happiness he seems to experience online is filled with hatred for certain people. Drugs aside, his is a horrible way to be living life.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick Rekieta’s fury and panic over the release of the bodycam footage speaks volumes, it is damning as people suspect and has people have seen.

He doesn’t want his literal dirty laundry aired. The drugs weren’t locked away in a safe, as he falsely claimed; they were in plain view, and he’s contradicted that lie more than once. He also fears exposure of his extensive fetish collection, which would lay bare the extent of his porn-fuelled, dopamine-fried masochism.

The judge has already instructed it's release, now some embarrassed cops are contravening lawful order and for some inexplicable reason, the prosecution is balldoguarding Nick, likely because they don't want to deal with the headache of prosecuting him again when he inevitably crashes into a tree with a child in the backseat due to exhaustion.

This bodycam footage will come out, and I will donate double my previous contribution if needed to force the Judge Wentzell to come down to Kandiyohi PD himself to yell at the sheriff.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

The judge has already instructed it's release

It sounds like a judge—not the trial court judge in Nick's county, but an administrative judge or two—has cleared the release. The attempt now is to subvert the administrative judge's determination by retconning the evidence. It's a pretty scummy move. I'd say it proves Nick has no principles because he's conspiring with the evil government to keep information tinged with a public interest away from the public, but everybody knows Nick has no principles at this point. He's just throwing a nitrous tard tantrum.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Dozens of pages of cope about the bodycam.

Does anyone really think Ralph and Nick are going to score a W here? Relax.

 

[Mama Martini]

The one where he starts the stream and immediately tells the audience how he’s cancelling that show while looking at someone who is standing in the corner of his stream room. It may have been related to his worst day ever.

I think this was when April first went over to stay at Nicks and was dumping Aaron. She was confirmed as the corner demon and it happened when the Quover broke up / lost Aaron. The worst day ever was before Aaron and April so I don't think the short stream was related to it

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Dozens of pages of cope about the bodycam.

Does anyone really think Ralph and Nick are going to score a W here? Relax.

Personally, I'm not even bothered if it comes out or not (though at this point, I think it will, just a matter of time). I love seeing Rugieta have his little meltdowns and tard rages as he obsesses over the people he hates. He gets angry about his enemies, personally I just get entertainment from watching the people I don't like constantly ruin their own lives.

 

[Fapcop]

He will just get his parents to max out his commissary fund and use it all to buy drugs while in the system.

Nick will just get his shit kicked in, the first time some hardcore con just takes some of it, and skelly Nick tries to pipe up with a: “It’s kinda FUNNY you’re just taking that! I don’t mind sharing but you have to ASK nicely!”

Many drug sales in prison involves outside money. As in: “I’ll get you what you need but you need to give/wire X amount of money to Y”.

Nick will of course think nothing of sending Kayla off to some trap house in the ghetto with 300$ in cash.

Shit, he’ll likely get high as a kite and then lie to Kayla about being extorted and how they’ll hurt him unless she pays up.

 

[Canard]

I really wonder if cops screwed up something the house search. Nothing that would invalidate the evidence, but something that would look at least unprofessional. And as such want to hide it.

Which only means there is very much greater reasons for it to be public.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I'm not sure Kayla would co-sign that.

If Qualya hooked up with Mr tomato face, @Fapcop would open his veins in a bath like a Roman senator.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I really wonder if cops screwed up something the house search. Nothing that would invalidate the evidence, but something that would look at least unprofessional. And as such want to hide it.

Which only means there is very much greater reasons for it to be public.

They messed up the search as Rugieta already confessed to hiding a cocaine bullet in his car where his daughter was, a crime he got away with.

 

[Rafael Epstein]

Dozens of pages of cope about the bodycam.

Does anyone really think Ralph and Nick are going to score a W here? Relax.

I fear for Ralph's life if he suddenly has an extra $5000 in American notes to spend on xannies and booze, assuming the cartel doesn't kill him for waving around his loaded manpurse

 

[ChromaQuack]

I really wonder if cops screwed up something the house search. Nothing that would invalidate the evidence, but something that would look at least unprofessional. And as such want to hide it.

Something like using special gloves that cause cocaine metabolites to suddenly appear in someone's hair? Surely not.

 

[Swole McPole]

Who lets their kid stay up until 2am on a thursday, especially when you just had them taken off you? Absolute degenerate lunacy.

We run this household on Libertarian principles. Who do you think I am? The nanny state?

If my kid wants to stay up until 2.00 am. he has the freedom to do that.

If she wants to chop out a line of coke and snarfff it up her hooter. Nanny Rekieta isn't going to intervene and tell her she can't do that.

If he wants to exercise his second amendment right to bear arms, there's an AR15 under the bed. Have at it and blast away, kiddo.

What's that you say? You're hungry and you want something to eat?

What do you think I am? The welfare state? If you want to eat, get a fucking job and start earning some money. You might have to lie to Only Fans, but that's OK. We don't kow-tow to the government in this household. If you want to flog your golly to old men over the internet, that's perfectly fine. And in a few years, you'll be able to take a break from work to take your own kids to Disneyworld. As a little reward for all the times you had to leave them with Uncle Drexel to take care of....

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

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Nick really is the man of a thousand faces, and they are all the faces of addiction.

 

[Oxyjen]

it would be very shitty and expensive because AI can't get motion down well and can't handle liquids or powders and something as simple as opening a door is super hard for it. there's a reason every example you see even from google is mostly people standing still looking at the camera

It can produce kino results but shouldn’t be used to replace the real thing.

Spoiler: example

I’d be happy with a documentary style retelling from the kiwi who watched it (in silhouette), interspersed with narration from Null to provide context or background. A proper production. I mean, we’ll get the real thing eventually, but I’d actually like a dramatization too.

2 oz. from the top of the fridge that never got reported according to Nick.

2 grams, but still - I find it hilarious if some cop risked his pension and his freedom to “lose” some of the coke, because the county and police department were corrupted by Rekieta oil money - doing them a favour… only for Nick to scream about it in a public broadcast and accuse them of stealing his drugs.

I mean it was very very fortunate for Nick that the total amount found diminished to just under the more serious felony amount for the purpose of charging him. Just as it was very very fortunate for Nick that the prosecutor cut him a very good deal, 5 years down to nothing. And very very fortunate for the prosecutor to make an unprecedented step months after the court date to claw back evidence.
All just a coincidence, Nick really is a fortunate son.


I hope the thing that the child wanted signing at 2AM was her emancipation papers.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

What Nick and the local gubmint dont know is, we have already hacked into the mainframe, and have retrieved the footage. We have several gay logs dubbing the tapes around the clock Release is imminent. Stand back and stand by.

 

[Kakkerum420]

I'm so excited for Null's stream today.

 

[McMitch]

I think this was when April first went over to stay at Nicks and was dumping Aaron. She was confirmed as the corner demon and it happened when the Quover broke up / lost Aaron. The worst day ever was before Aaron and April so I don't think the short stream was related to it

The corner demon was an ongoing thing where he’d occasionally glance at April during his stream. The one I’m thinking of has him addressing the person directly, and was speculated to be when Nick’s daughter got into the cocaine.

 

[sufferhorse]

i wonder how much money rekieta's dad donated to that sheriff and prosecutor's campaigns.

Seems like that kind of arraignment.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I really wonder if cops screwed up something the house search. Nothing that would invalidate the evidence, but something that would look at least unprofessional. And as such want to hide it.

Which only means there is very much greater reasons for it to be public.

My guess is that rekieta offered to suck them off and autograph balldos for everyone, and the cops are just embarrassed that they didn’t kick his teeth in

@McMitch the corner demon wasn’t just April, he looks up and to the side when he’s making shit up. I think it was exaggerated by coke and booze into a tic gone wild, because hopefully April wasn’t crawling on the ceiling