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Who is on top when DarthChaos and Solidmario share a bed?

  • Solidmario

    Votes: 12 5.0%

  • DarthChaos

    Votes: 20 8.3%

  • SHARING A BED IS NORMAL IN EUROPE OK

    Votes: 69 28.5%

  • WOW GAY

    Votes: 141 58.3%
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StoneKnightMan said:
Hey @SolidMario and @DarthChaos if you two actually live with each other, then why do you two openly talk to each other on the farms when you can do it off the internet? This kinda seems suspicious.
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Ryan sparks me as the kind of guy that always had imaginary friends while he was growing up. He tags his so called best friend in stupid autistic memes and viral videos 3-4 times a day on facebook and the guy hasn't even bothered to comment or like any of the last 15 posts he's tagged him in. Ryan probably gets ignored so much that he makes up for it by socking and buddying up with the socks and ineffectively talking to himself.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
I'm thinking that his vague threats were about including me in the police report. Which is really funny to me. I want there to exist an actual legal document somewhere detailing a police report against a character in a Cartoon Network show.
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There's already one with @Dynastia. Your dreams could come true some day.
 
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SolidMario said:
I am thinking about starting to kill the gooks in my area. They mock me with their marvelous yellow skin, reminding me of Bart wherever I go. I cry whenever I see an Asian woman pass, it is a primal defense mechanism to make them go away. But they always come back, I see one a few days later and the weeping begins once more. I’ll slaughter them like roaches, skin them like lambs, I say to myself working up the strength to one day use the knife I carry in my backpack, nested next to the disgusting Bart doll that whore gave me. I’ll make a suit out of their skin, I’ll make Bart real. I’ll buy an orange shirt and blue shorts, dye my hair yellow and spike it. Then I’ll find my ex and rape her wearing the Bart Asian skin suit, I’ll shout into her ear: “THIS IS WHAT YOU DID TO ME, MOMMY! THIS IS WHAT YOU DID TO ME! NOW EVERYTHING’S COMING UP MILHOUSE!”
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Now remember guys, this picture sums up a way he sees himself with Bart, he is Fry in this picture.
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Fry: Doesn't that feel good Bart?
Bart: Oh yeah, I love it when you rub my belly, Fry.
Fry: Thanks, Bart. I love doing it for you. After all, it's a beautiful belly.
Bart: Thanks Fry.
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I took the liberty of figuring out what the words are cause putting blue on a black background is :autism: as fuck.
And I think we can all agree that the rape face Fry is making says it all.
Edit: 16 minutes after right after this post:
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WeeGee said:
Now remember guys, let's twist the facts of this picture, and here's the reality, he is not Fry in this picture. Fry is Fry, and Fry's giving Bart a nice loving belly rub. Cats and dogs get belly rubs so why can't people?
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I took the liberty of figuring out what the words are cause putting blue on a black background is a good way of writing dialogue.
And I think we can all agree that the face on Fry could have been reworked. Then again, I couldn't have cared any less. I hope whoever requested him to make this regrets it now. [\QUOTE]

Fixed that for you, good sir.
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WeeGee said:
Now remember guys, let's twist the facts of this picture, and here's the reality, he is not Fry in this picture. Fry is Fry, and Fry's giving Bart a nice loving belly rub like a good big bro. Cats and dogs get belly rubs so why can't people?
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I took the liberty of figuring out what the words are cause putting blue on a black background is a good way of writing dialogue.
And I think we can all agree that the face on Fry could have been reworked. Then again, I couldn't have cared any less. I hope whoever requested him to make this regrets it now. [\QUOTE]

Fixed that for you, good sir.
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@DarthChaos You get :dumb: ratings for double posting edited quotes like a faggot.

Also more goodies from his talk page https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User_talk:Guy-incognito.12366

Then do what you wish. Because I do not negotiate with terrorists.

  • Well, if the above message was any indication, you don't "negotiate" at all. Do you even know how to negotiate? Hint: It DOESN'T involve saying "let me have what I want." Why are people with autism so stupid? Autism isn't supposed to be a form of mental retardation, but most of my experiences with them strongly indicate otherwise. Darwin2288 (talk) 02:09, 27 March 2017 (UTC)
Then I'm afraid you need to get a real job and study autism better.

  • Says the guy who fantasizes about an underage boy from a cartoon show that's overstayed its welcome.
By the way, this isn't helping me decide to unblock you. Darwin2288 (talk) 15:51, 27 March 2017 (UTC)

Says the a person associated with the people taunting an autistic person over shit that happened YEARS ago!

  • Autism doesn't cause people go from frothing at the mouth to begging in the same instance. You look even more exceptional blaming your condition for your stupidity, you're becoming 2007-2009 Chris Chan. I'm pretty sure you're a schizophrenic as well since you make accounts for all your imaginary friends. Weegee.10936 (talk) 14:08, 27 March 2017 (UTC)
Oh, blow it out your ass, WeeGee. Just go fuck yourself!

  • Now, now. That's no way to persuade me to unblock you. Darwin2288 (talk) 22:10, 28 March 2017 (UTC)
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Ryan, I know I can't possibly speak for the other members on the site, but i can bet that others like myself would like you to answer some questions. Can I ask some questions that aren't difficult or me being an asshole? Like, were you bullied in highschool?
 
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