Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Someone's not happy.
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If there's anyone that'd know about toddlers eating off of sidewalks, it's Captain Father Of The Year here...

 

[DiscountRichEvans]

At this point I'm 90% sure that Nick is a pedophile

He hangs around pedophiles, his favorite anime is about kids raping each other, his favorite porn stars are young looking, he makes jokes about pedophilia, his daughter tested positive for drugs

He projects constantly and this is likely an example

This is what has worried me especially after the 8 year-old's multiple positive tests
But it's the company he keeps, the jokes he makes, the statements he's made....

It really leaves me feeling ill

 

[Soapmore]

We’ve seen tremors of Filthquake.
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Someone's bare foot is resting on that carpet full of dried spunk and booze stains. Fucking gross.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Just popped into Nick's stream and he's talking about how he prefes Nurgle (God of Filth and Decay) amongst all Warhammer Chaos Gods.

Little bit on the nose considering the state of his home and body, but at least he's honest. This was about 38-42 mins into the stream

 

[Vibralldo]

Just popped into Nick's stream and he's talking about how he prefes Nurgle (God of Filth and Decay) amongst all Warhammer Chaos Gods.

Little bit on the nose considering the state of his home and body, but at least he's honest. This was about 38-42 mins into the stream

Lol what a nerd

 

[Smack Patrick]

We’ve seen tremors of Filthquake.
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Nick and Drexel coming back from a super sweaty session of balldoing Kayla the gym for an 8hr livestream in a hot and humid enclosed environment?
Imagine the smell, picture the aroma, envision the scent, conjure the fragrance, smell it mentally, sense the air, recall that scent, visualize the stench, inhale in thought, mentally sniff it, summon the odor, smell with mind, imagine that fragrance, think about scent, feel the smell.

I'm sorry.

 

[RotPockets]

If there's anyone that'd know about toddlers eating off of sidewalks, it's Captain Father Of The Year here...

Have you seen his unaborted niggers? The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Meat Target]

Just popped into Nick's stream and he's talking about how he prefes Nurgle (God of Filth and Decay) amongst all Warhammer Chaos Gods.

Little bit on the nose considering the state of his home and body, but at least he's honest. This was about 38-42 mins into the stream

Gimme a break, Nick. We all know you're a thrall of Slaanesh.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

You may not realize it, but this is what winning looks like:

He looks like he's Wattomaxxing:

Maybe Nick doesn't want the bodycam released because it will show that he's keeping lil Anakin somewhere in his cokeden lair.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Someone's bare foot is resting on that carpet full of dried spunk and booze stains. Fucking gross.

Even Cobes has a cleaner carpet than Bluefinger.

 

[chalkyresidue]

Nick's chimpout when the bodycam footage is released and everyone is watching it is gonna make the BLM riots look like a fucking joke lmao
I know Null said the second he gets the footage he's releasing it, but wouldn't it be funnier to wait until Nick's live before doing so?

I want to hear the audio of Nick screaming things like “You can’t do this to me—my parents are riiiiich!!” and “My mommy’s gonna pay off the prosecutor!!!!!”

 

[AltisticRight]

A little too cocky two weeks ago, skelly?

Wanna take this back? Mocking a man with 20k subscribers because he streams to less than 500 people while your 418k (and growing, negatively) gets 1500?

Sucks to suck. Hit up the canister and take some of that sweet blueberry flavoured galaxy gas.

 

[Smack Patrick]

He looks like he's Wattomaxxing:

Shit, I could be imagining things but he kinda sounds a bit like him as well when he's on the whippets no?

 

[MarukuNaru]

Just popped into Nick's stream and he's talking about how he prefes Nurgle (God of Filth and Decay) amongst all Warhammer Chaos Gods.

I hope his apotheosis happens on stream

 

[Soapmore]

I want to hear the audio of Nick screaming things like “You can’t do this to me—my parents are riiiiich!!” and “My mommy’s gonna pay off the prosecutor!!!!!”

Nah he won't say quite that, but his head will be on a swivel to identify any women around him, and in his shrill nasal voice he will instantly unleash on them as the cause of all his problems. Any men around him will be spared the impotent rage. Nick is craven, hates women, and only punches down.

 

[Vibralldo]

A little too cocky two weeks ago, skelly?
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Wanna take this back? Mocking a man with 20k subscribers because he streams to less than 500 people while your 418k (and growing, negatively) gets 1500?

Sucks to suck. Hit up the canister and take some of that sweet blueberry flavoured galaxy gas.
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Everyone that Nick mocks surpasses him a week later

He is the reverse sonichu medallion now

 

[SigmaBalls]

A little too cocky two weeks ago, skelly?
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Wanna take this back? Mocking a man with 20k subscribers because he streams to less than 500 people while your 418k (and growing, negatively) gets 1500?

Sucks to suck. Hit up the canister and take some of that sweet blueberry flavoured galaxy gas.
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lol

 

[AltisticRight]

Look at this guy, isn't he having fun? Isn't he gainfully employed and enjoying the streams?
He's totally not bored out of his fucking mind.

 

[Meat Target]

I hope his apotheosis happens on stream

Let's see... Fulgrim ascended to Demonhood by attempting to sacrifice Perturabo...Perturabo ascended to demonhood by offering Imperial Fist geneseed to the Dark Gods....Angron was transformed via dark ritual into a demon of Khorne...Magnus made a Faustian Bargain with Tzeentch...I can't remember Mortarion's...

If my understanding of 40k theology is correct, in order to ascend to Daemon Princedom, Nick needs to murder Kayla, pluck out one of his eyes, or steal a sample of Aaron or Null's cum.

 

[Spongebuck Breakerpants]

Gimme a break, Nick. We all know you're a thrall of Slaanesh.

Maybe he fancies himself as a follower of Chaos Undivided. Would track with his gay polycule name.