Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Goku 1000000 O]

If Bob and Celeste were part of the Polycule, then Chris has been toppled as the Dark Tower of Lolcows. Unthinkable.

I still suspect there were more members of the polycule.


I really really doubt the parents were involved, but they definitely knew and enabled.

 

[AltisticRight]

So he had at least three "safes" when he claimed that they never left his watchful eye.
He had loose baggies in this goon den with weird concoctions housed within.
His parent's and children's medication are found alongside narcotics.

And this fucking retard faggot still tries to grasp at straws with his daughter's positive cocaine test that was over 10 times the cutoff? He's confused and surprised that she tested positive?
Show us the other tests then. I would bet all the kids had exposure levels, but none were above 500. Do you know what this means?
(I'll hold onto my cards, massive post coming soon.)

Literally fucking kill yourself. You are a child doser.

 

[TV's Adam West]

If Josh reads the transcripts about the footage he's violating the law and disseminating classified evidence. C'mon Josh give Rackets that easy W right as you pay Ralph his $5k

To quote bossmanjack

Shut the fuck pussy, I fucked your mom.

 

[200MB]

The footage proves his house was filthy and that the drugs and guns were very accessible

The TM2 transcript describes his house as "a literal labyrinth of clothes and 'stuff'", so bad that it was, "Hard to decipher where one room begins and another ends."

Rekieta was making his family live in a fucking landfill.

EDIT:
Oh TM2 is you lmao.
Appreciate your efforts @Tiki Bar Man 2.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

If Bob and Celeste were part of the Polycule, then Chris has been toppled as the Dark Tower of Lolcows. Unthinkable.

We're getting into Carcossa territory...

 

[Nigger Cobson]

I can’t wait for the anime adaptation of this kino.

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[Vibralldo]

So he had at least three "safes" when he claimed that they never left his watchful eye.
He had loose baggies in this goon den with weird concoctions housed within.
His parent's and children's medication are found alongside narcotics.

And this fucking retard faggot still tries to grasp at straws with his daughter's positive cocaine test that was over 10 times the cutoff? He's confused and surprised that she tested positive?
Show us the other tests then. I would bet all the kids had exposure levels, but none were above 500. Do you know what this means?
(I'll hold onto my cards, massive post coming soon.)

Literally fucking kill yourself. You are a child doser.

I really want Nick to stream his suicide

He's beyond redemption. Chris Chan had a cleaner house.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

It’s been awhile, but we have pretty good interior photos of Nick’s house right? Like ones from Zillow or whatever.

It’d be a useful visual while going through the transcript.

 

[PrestonHolt]

If Bob and Celeste were part of the Polycule, then Chris has been toppled as the Dark Tower of Lolcows. Unthinkable.

At this point would it even be surprising? Nick was mad at his parents for not talking about sex with him when he was younger, if they are willing to lie under oeath, provide drugs, im not rulling off them "making up for upseting Nick" in most retarded ways imaginable, they do have money to do it.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

These notes are horrific, Nick must be seething right now.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

9/11? How horrible! Reminds me of that tragedy.

What tragedy? Man, you gotta be more specific. The holocaust? The Rwandan genocide? Give us some hints at least.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

The state of the house sounds absolutely horrifying. How can Nick contest the results of his daughter's drug test when he had all that shit just laying around? How can Nick be so upset at his nanny for allegedly giving his child a sip of a White Claw when he had alcohol bottles all about the house as well? No way all of the bottles laying around were empty.

Edit: grammer

Also the nitrous tank lol.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The alternative is unthinkable, that THE STATE is conspiring with the balldo to prevent everyone from knowing the horrors that THE STATE allows to be perpetrated on children in Kandiyohi County.

I don’t think this is unthinkable. I think if you only had however many total minutes to learn about the depth of Nick’s depravity, you might pity him as if he were a normal person and think “gee maybe he doesn’t need to be embarrassed more, or his kids don’t need to deal with it”

There’s also social class. Nick was once of the court caste, and you can take a look at history and see how often it was more important to government to protect the social class it’s comprised of than to mete justice

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

9/11? How horrible! Reminds me of that tragedy.

Officer Pomplun had to walk through blood and bones to look for all the coke

 

[AltisticRight]

I really want Nick to stream his suicide

He's beyond redemption. Chris Chan had a cleaner house.

There is no redemption. He's going to, should, and will burn in Hell. I'm not religious and all that but he's making me hope some form of Abrahamic God exists so people like him goes to Hell.
His house was a literal drug den. There's no other way to describe it.

I know I said a while ago to not take shit seriously and put an end to some dumb thread feud (well, we listened here which is all that matters) but it's really hard to not find this disgusting and just plain evil. He is evil.

>There’s a baggie that says “KKK” on the outside. They surmise it’s ketamine.
Is he like 10? Hurr durrr kool kidz klub amirite same initials.

>There’s also a digital scale, snort tubes, a metal piece (that looks like a crack pipe), and another metal item (that looks like a spoon without a handle).
>He asks for another cop and says, “This is insane.” His glove rips and he needs a new one.
>He says he thinks one is ketamine and the “bites” are either molly or LSD.
So was this where he got his retarded cop's metabolic glove cope from?

Is there a single "safe" that doesn't have drugs in it? It sounds like his hobby was being a literal polysubstance enthusiast.

>The location of the master bedroom is especially concerning. It is very close to the main communal areas, making it easy for kids to overhear things they shouldn’t — like sex noises, arguments, and other adult conversations or activities.
Good Lord this is grim.

 

[NotIntelligence]

If we can't get the footage then someone who is good at animation should recreate it with the notes provided. Jesus Nick, you live like shit.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

"My kids have never seen drugs"

"My kids never saw us on drugs"

And other such lies.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I hope the case goes to SCOTUS Kiwi Farms vs Kandiyohi County would be lit.

 

[Oongok]

We must dedicate all available resources into fighting for the release of this footage.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Read through these over the last half hour. Probably late, but this once again vindicates Aaron about the state of the house and about Robert Rekieta lying under oath to the court.

Wowzers.