Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
The contamination was primarily in the bedroom, the 'favored child' would sometimes sleep in the same bed with Nick and Kayla. (And April?)
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Personally I think this is why the daughter's hair tested positive for cocaine. To me it seems more logical that she was at one point laying in bed cuddling her mom with her head inadvertently on the coke pillow than it does that she actually took cocaine.
There’s just no fucking way a pillowcase with coke is enough to spike her test result to the level of a weekend user. The test only works for cocaine metabolites, which requires cocaine to be ingested and broken down by the body. These metabolites are stored in the hair. It does not happen from contact. They wash the hair strands before testing anyway.

It’s been gone over in this thread so many times, @AltisticRight has broken it down in detail more than once. I know the thread is hard to catch up with but this topic coming up again, when coke and crack pipes were all over the house, is so gay.
So in theory it could have achieved sufficient particle density in the air that she ingested it just by breathing?
Not to the level you’re suggesting. They were snorting the coke you know, not throwing it into the air.
 
Check your bodycam bingo cards for these hits

>Prescription bottle not belonging to the arrested party
>Ketamine
>No2 container
>Vapes
>Metal Pipe
>glass pipe
>Cocaine
>rolled money as coke straw
>drugs accessible by children
>cops in shock at perps living situation
>Hoarding
>empty alcohol containers
>Guns
>Unkown substance collected for evidence
>children getting electronics to occupy them while parents are arrested
>sex toys
>pretending to be hurt while detained
>proclaiming the cops don't have the right to search
>crackhead couple
>hidden bonus crackhead
>piles of unwashed clothes
>Claiming a warrant is invalid
>incriminating yourself by answering the cops questions
>obstructed walkway
>man arrested in tank top
>needing to get shoes for a perp
>refridgerator as furniture
>animal abuse
>child neglect
>drugs in plain view
>drug hiding spot betrayed by drugs hanging out of the drug hiding spot
>random mail
>weed gummies
>moonshine
>can you call my parents
>woman needing proper clothes to be arrested in

I'm gonna be honest, I've seen months worth of bodycam footage in my life but I've never seen the RX that belongs to the arrested's mother.

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that isnt how hair follicle tests work. they do not check residue on the outside of hair. this has been covered like 400 times
She was found with metabolites of cocaine in her system. Your hair does not metabolize cocaine. This has been gone over ad nauseum for nearly a year and now we can expect it again.
It’s been gone over in this thread so many times, @AltisticRight has broken it down in detail more than once. I know the thread is hard to catch up with but this topic coming up again, when coke and crack pipes were all over the house, is so gay.
This might blow your minds, but not everyone is in these threads 24/7/365 and have every single piece of Balldo lore committed to memory - let alone technical specifications on various forms of drug testing and the biological science of how those tests work. These threads are not just your personal community.

So in theory it could have achieved sufficient particle density in the air that she ingested it just by breathing?
Or gotten some in a snack she was eating, got some on her hands/under her fingernails. But I think it would have had to have been a significant amount for her to register as high as she did for that one test.
 
Hunter S. Thompson (one of Nick's idols IIRC?) domed himself for this exact reason.
And Hunter S Thompson was in an infinitely better place in life than Nick Rekieta but was so miserable he blew his head off with his kid in the next room. The lifetime of partying obviously was not worth it. The philosopher Robocop said it best. "You may think you're having fun now, but you're only hurting the ones you love." Obviously, that's not entirely true in Nick's case since he only really hurt his kids.
 
How the fuck was he not charged for that? I remember the shit I used to have to go through as a fucking City Officer in order to maintain and replace the Nitrous kits we used to carry on the Ambulances (before New Yawk finally got their head out of their ass and let us carry Morphine like everybody else).
Because it's only illegal to possess with intent to use, which is usually tough to prove. I think they could have carried the burden in this case considering the context and all the other evidence, but when you have a shit-ton of Bolivian marching powder to go with, why bother? It's only misdemeanor anyway.
The judge is using every semantic trick possible to try to make it sound like it wasn't presented in court when it clearly was, it's kind of pathetic.
Fucking Judge SJW indeed.
Someone will clip it if he does anything interesting but the anxiety is clearly burning his gut even as the Jamaican microbiome burns his urethra.
From his shrieking about gonorrhea to the cop, I assume it's his usual projection and that he does, in fact, have anal, colorectal, and esophageal gonorrhea himself.
 
I'm like 30 pages behind so clock me accordingly, but for those wondering about the cat, he was spotted in October of last year by none other than April. She desaturated the photo (maybe so nobody would recognize Nick's cat?) but he's definitely orange, note the classic orange cat nose freckles.

April and a stinky puss.webp

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It’s been gone over in this thread so many times, @AltisticRight has broken it down in detail more than once. I know the thread is hard to catch up with but this topic coming up again, when coke and crack pipes were all over the house, is so gay.
I get that, which is why I've already edited my post to reflect it. This thread moves very fast and I don't have the time to keep up with it beyond the big news. Heck I almost completely missed the hypoxia fingers thing if it hadn't been mentioned on a stream elsewhere.
Not to the level you’re suggesting. They were snorting the coke you know, not throwing it into the air.
Sorry, I'm not a degenerate drug addict, everything I know about coke comes from movies and TV. I didn't learn that the effects only last for like 15-30 min until I was out of college.
 
Many of the patients the papers covered had difficulty walking and sometimes even with limb control, stemming from some sort of B12 deficiency.
Would that explain his arm flailing when he crashed out at Keanu or is he just sussy by nature? That would explain why he doesn't stand on his streams anymore.

Remember when he came back and was doing standing streams and it just stopped?
 
Based on the results from the pillowcase, that poor kid was getting a dose every time she slept in there. If they were doing lines off the top of that fridge, I can guarantee you there was a microscopic little snowdrift at the base of that fridge, right where she played. Anyone who spent significant amount of time in that room would have tested hot afterwards. And in a little girl who wasn't taught personal hygiene and probably weighed about 50 lbs., that's enough for her to accidentally ingest enough cocaine to test hot as a weekend user.
“microscopic snowdrift” and a contaminated pillowcase isn’t going to make anyone test hot as a weekend user. Not even a literal toddler. You have no idea what you’re talking about.

The thread is busy and since multiple people are sharing this theory, I figure it’s worth countering since the test has been analysed to death at several points in the threads existence. And to be frank, it’s extremely retarded to think this is how she tested positive, and I’d hate to hand Nick the W by letting any new people actually believe this.
 
At this point, I can only conclude that the LEOs in Kandiyohi county are hopelessly corrupt.
The Kandiyohi County screw job will be a permanent black eye on the shit hole hick town. I just wanna ask the judge and prosecutor if its really worth it being a capo for a drug addicted man child that embarrasses their community? Their action is back firing on them and drawing even more attention.
 
You can't spell KeaNU without KNU, I just wanted to get this out there.

Also I read only one of the transcripts and it's no wonder why Nick wanted these bodycam footages out from public eyes.
Maybe the Scandinavian prudes only helping the Rekietas hide these footages, because it's an embarassment to the community as a whole? It sounds ridicuolous, but I heard stories from smaller towns in my area that did similar things to "hide facts" and "defend the commune's reputation".
 
Re: "Sealing" the bodycam footage

Minnesota is one of the last holdouts against cameras in the courtroom. The bench and bar have been opposed to it for a long time and it is deep in the legal culture. The forced switch to Zoom court because of COVID pushed that back a lot, but deep down, it's hated. As an example, look how hard they went after Ethan Ralph.

Bodycam video isn't the same as courtroom video, but to an Early Gen X/Boomer judge, they feel a lot alike. So I'm not surprised that old animus toward courtroom video has influenced SJW to try to shut it down.
 
This might blow your minds, but not everyone is in these threads 24/7/365 and have every single piece of Balldo lore committed to memory - let alone technical specifications on various forms of drug testing and the biological science of how those tests work. These threads are not just your personal community.
There’s a highlight feature. I mention the fact the thread has gone over it a lot so curious people can find it with said feature, or even search posts. Multiple users were posting the same dumb shit over and over, potentially confusing new lurkers brought by the footage notes.

Leave the Reddit snark for your own personal communities.
I get that, which is why I've already edited my post to reflect it. This thread moves very fast and I don't have the time to keep up with it beyond the big news. Heck I almost completely missed the hypoxia fingers thing if it hadn't been mentioned on a stream elsewhere.

Sorry, I'm not a degenerate drug addict, everything I know about coke comes from movies and TV. I didn't learn that the effects only last for like 15-30 min until I was out of college.
Then edit your post and don’t bother typing a reply to cry about it. It’s not a big deal.
 
This whole evidence or not evidence thing is bullshit anyway. It's footage recorded by the government in relation to a search warrant and arrest. It should be public whether it was used in court or not.
"Should be" is not a synonym for "is." Unfortunately, Minnesota is virtually the opposite of Florida, which has the "Sunshine Law," which should be the national model for public records laws.
 
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