African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

[74164978231]

Tariq's true vision of heaven;

https://youtu.be/J37qmUPupHk

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

these days black women want white boys

Spoiler: P-P-P-POWERLEVEL

>be me, yt
>ronery, decide to sign up for christian dating app because why not
>match with liberian girl
>she seems nice, we hit it off
>pretty face, nice curves too
>she brings up race apropos of nothing
>offers me a minivanful of mixed kids
>she keeps bringing up race in this weird and awkward way
>says she wants like, 6 kids; admits she wants to get really pregnant over and over
>she continues to bring up race, eventually she flips the fuck out over it and hangs up on me
>i ask her what the fuck is going on and if she's trying to pigeonhole me as a racist (who wants to date a liberian?????)
>mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum bix nood cof bin dub
>eventually i ignore her like the white man in the boondocks nigga moment
>all caps text
>no more contact
>c'est la vie

too much fucking hassle

 

[Twix Eatr]

 

[Retreaded Tire]

I would rather not have half-niglet mutts as my genetic legacy

They'd be quadroons- she's YOUR daughter, remember. A quarterblack, if you will.

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[Evilronald]

A fight at a salon you say: I can’t imagine who’s involved in that.

 

[The Un-Clit]

A fight at a salon you say: I can’t imagine who’s involved in that.

Well that was boring. I kept waiting for the chimp-out and these skanky shaniquas to start pulling hair or something, and was let down.

3/10 would not recommend.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

do you ever think to yourself how easy and blissful life must be to be this trashy
no responsibilities, no expectations, nary a thought up in the noggin, just cruising all day doing whatever and not even being bogged down by the human drive to strive for better, your only concerns in life being your weave, your next fight and your next bag of spicy doritos

 

[JustSomeDong]

do you ever think to yourself how easy and blissful life must be to be this trashy

Eye of the beholder, I guess.
I see different things, here. None of these miserable cunts seem blissful. They all seem like miserable cunts.

 

[pippy]

do you ever think to yourself how easy and blissful life must be to be this trashy
no responsibilities, no expectations, nary a thought up in the noggin, just cruising all day doing whatever and not even being bogged down by the human drive to strive for better, your only concerns in life being your weave, your next fight and your next bag of spicy doritos

Imagine instead of work or hobbies you spend your day trying to guilt trip your family and ex's to buy you doordash and all you can hear is a way too loud TV, your screaming niglets and a smoke detector

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Eye of the beholder, I guess.
I see different things, here. None of these miserable cunts seem blissful. They all seem like miserable cunts.

i guess it'd be only blissful in comparison, like how we look at a toddler and think "it has no concerns", yet its' small problems are just as massive to IT as ours are to US, since the toddler doesn't know of anything else, every pain it goes through is the greatest pain ever for it so far

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

proud nigress parasite.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Spoiler: P-P-P-POWERLEVEL

>be me, yt
>ronery, decide to sign up for christian dating app because why not
>match with liberian girl
>she seems nice, we hit it off
>pretty face, nice curves too
>she brings up race apropos of nothing
>offers me a minivanful of mixed kids
>she keeps bringing up race in this weird and awkward way
>says she wants like, 6 kids; admits she wants to get really pregnant over and over
>she continues to bring up race, eventually she flips the fuck out over it and hangs up on me
>i ask her what the fuck is going on and if she's trying to pigeonhole me as a racist (who wants to date a liberian?????)
>mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum bix nood cof bin dub
>eventually i ignore her like the white man in the boondocks nigga moment
>all caps text
>no more contact
>c'est la vie

too much fucking hassle

They also constantly smell like cocoa butter and are always greasey from the lotion. Imagine it.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

They also constantly smell like cocoa butter and are always greasey from the lotion. Imagine it.

Considering that this girl wanted a bajillion kids, I guess she'd avoid stretchmarks while pregnant all the time. She also told me

Spoiler: Powerlevel part 2

how her IUD made her really fucking fat (she was not fat, she was cute-chubby but pretty clearly self-concious about it) and caused her mom to flip the fuck out about pre-marital sex, calling all her aunties and the neighbors and shit. She got an IUD because her monthly cycle was extraordinary painful (or so she said). I bet she would blimp out if she got pregnant; I'm glad I don't know for sure. She seemed really horny all the time.

edit: tmi ratings deserved, it is too much information

 

[SomeGuy1111]

This may be the funniest inner african racism I ever saw, who else would use "we got 84 IQ" as a flex?

Want to know the craziest thing about those low average African IQ scores? They're almost certainly overinflated due to overrepresenting non-African racial groups in the countries and giving literal pity points through malnutrition estimates, economic estimates, quality of schools, and "cultural differences". Sometimes they don't they don't even test people and just make estimates based on professions held throughout the country. And the white collar professions that are used to bump up the IQ estimates are often held by foreigners.

The malnutrition factor is probably the only fair consideration since it's estimated that malnutrition as a child can lower a person's IQ by 5 to 15 points as an adult. The other factors and estimation methods are extremely questionable.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Considering that this girl wanted a bajillion kids, I guess she'd avoid stretchmarks while pregnant all the time. She also told me

Spoiler: Powerlevel part 2

how her IUD made her really fucking fat (she was not fat, she was cute-chubby but pretty clearly self-concious about it) and caused her mom to flip the fuck out about pre-marital sex, calling all her aunties and the neighbors and shit. She got an IUD because her monthly cycle was extraordinary painful (or so she said). I bet she would blimp out if she got pregnant; I'm glad I don't know for sure. She seemed really horny all the time.

edit: tmi ratings deserved, it is too much information

I thought she introduced you a van full of mixed kids? They weren't hers then? (That's the minute I would have said "later days" and deleted her number btw. A single mother with a whole pack of niggerspawn is NOT someone I am going to waste time and money on no matter the potential quality of the sex.)

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

this girl wanted a bajillion kids

That is normal for Africans. African-Americans, aka niggers, just spawn mindlessly, but Africans consider having gaggles of kids to be a sign of success despite it being the 21st century, although to white eyes it looks like a breeding fetish. Mating with a white man and producing a tribe of mulattoes is even better than importing a spouse from back home because she is less likely to be raped or brutalized by an American husband.

Spoiler: PL

I once knew an African woman who hated her father and said that he had too many kids... she wound up having six children of her own, exactly as many as him.

 

[The Last Stand]

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I forgot what high profile incident caused police bodycams, but I'm glad it happened out of necessity. You have distrust from the police and entitlement from the populace to thank for that. Two can exist at once.

 

[Lady Bizness]

They also constantly smell like cocoa butter and are always greasey from the lotion. Imagine it.

Weird memory, thanks:
"Ms. Business, you got any LOH-shun?"
Uh...no?
"But ahm ASHY!"
If I had a nickel for every day that went by that some kid didn't ask me for LOHshun I'd have a dime. When I started teaching at a white school, never got asked for lotion again. Not even from the handful of black kids that went there.
...
Kind of miss being asked. It was quaint.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

I thought she introduced you a van full of mixed kids? They weren't hers then? (That's the minute I would have said "later days" and deleted her number btw. A single mother with a whole pack of niggerspawn is NOT someone I am going to waste time and money on no matter the potential quality of the sex.)

No, she said she wanted to have a vanload of kids with me. I was flattered and repulsed at the same time.

 

[Wilson The Ball]

proud nigress parasite.
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Fair enough, Ape. I'll just be contacting my Senators about the Big Beautiful Bill to cut all that shit.