Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[stupid frog]

How much money have your parents spent towards the county to keep things hush hush, Nick?

He's truly a child, depending on mommy & daddy for everything.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I've read/heard the words "I didn't say that" from Rugieta so much now.

It reminds me of another compulsive liar I had to deal with long ago, a social worker who hated me and would lie about fucking everything. I was waiting for the day she said "I didn't say that I didn't say that" and that day came and I laughed at her for it. (I was so happy when that social worker left, I've never had that problem with any other social worker.)

It makes you think what the fuck his creative writing degree was for if he can't write clearly enough that he doesn't need to keep saying "I didn't say that".

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

The entirety of Diddleverse (Aaron included) should be deported to an island and have various chemical weapons tested on them.

They probably made up a bunch of bullshit about Stuttering John for years and were comfortable doing so because John is an objective loser that nobody would willingly defend. Same with Opie.

It's easy for Karl to be the cool guy when his opponents are computer illiterate boomers with mental problems, now he's A-logging a Farms user while simping for a child abuser. Whoa buddey

 

[woodedbag]

He got the call from the courthouse giving him the heads up that the release of the body cam footage was imminent unless he came down there ASAP to sign a clarification that would help get their motion through to have it retroactively removed from evidence. That's why he looked like his life was flashing before his eyes. It was on a razor's edge whether or not this bullshit they pulled would work.

I would bet you're right, but I can't help but wonder if something else is up. He just doesn't seem to be doing the victory lap you'd expect after a full year of L's. Hope the gut instinct is right and we have some new lore drop soon

 

[Baroque]

Being 40 and calling women fatso on Twitter is high cringe. What a juvenile retard.

 

[break these cuffs]

I would bet you're right, but I can't help but wonder if something else is up. He just doesn't seem to be doing the victory lap you'd expect after a full year of L's. Hope the gut instinct is right and we have some new lore drop soon

I really want Nick to start using "it's all a werk". He's already appropriated a number of things from the Sektur, just keep going.

 

[Truly Rural]

"County Attorney, in apparent collusion with the criminal Defendant"

Weird and funny.

 

[The Saltening]

Is there still any hope for it coming out?

 

[Jew-ish]

I hope they use the slobber mutt for Null when this becomes a Quimby for law students

 

[Oxyjen]

which leaves the question; what else is going on in that house that is not standard trailer park crack head shit that only the top lolcow degenerate has going on?

The home brew whisky is a new one on me. What the fuck? Where I’m from they’d throw you in jail for that alone.

All you faggots who said he didn't deserve another loty had better apologize.

Take it up with Sherrif Tollefson who is apparently the one in charge of LOTY nominations!

Anyway, Null mentioned on stream that Nick was surprisingly calm about possibility of April snakeing him with footage, because they are most likely still in contact, when you look at Keanu seething stream it makes much more sense, they are still in contact

Y’know, I think Nick has been surprisingly calm about the whole prospect of the bodycam coming out. To the point of smugness even, like he knew there was a good chance it was going to get swept for him.
He’s only been freaking out about it the last while because he figured out kiwis were viewing it at the court house.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Being 40 and calling women fatso on Twitter is high cringe. What a juvenile retard.

I mean, he has a peen joke counter He is a perpetual 13 year old boy when it comes to his sense of humor.

Is there still any hope for it coming out?

I’m taking the wait and see approach on this. In every case I watch streaming it seems like the judge never rules the way it seems like they should.

 

[Super Hot Dog]

"THEY SAY I BEAT MY KIDS, SEAN!!!"

Comes out that he allegedly slaps his wife and his oldest child, and gets banned from buildings for being a fucking sped. Is it really that surprising? All of the speculation this place comes up with keeps getting vindicated, which is fucking horrific.

 

[JCDenthog]

Nick gets to be part of legal history in the state of Minnesota but probably not in a way he would have ever foreseen.

 

[Tiger Jack]

I would bet you're right, but I can't help but wonder if something else is up. He just doesn't seem to be doing the victory lap you'd expect after a full year of L's. Hope the gut instinct is right and we have some new lore drop soon

Well Null and Hardin are suing the county now so he's not out of the woods just yet. Maybe there is more stuff coming down the pipe but personally I think he's just sweating over there still being a risk that's it's gonna get out there. If the notes on what's in that footage is even remotely accurate then he's never going to live it down.

 

[Lemondale]

"THEY SAY I BEAT MY KIDS, SEAN!!!"

Comes out that he allegedly slaps his wife and his oldest child, and gets banned from buildings for being a fucking sped. Is it really that surprising? All of the speculation this place comes up with keeps getting vindicated, which is fucking horrific.

At least he didnt do it with a remote.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

I would bet you're right, but I can't help but wonder if something else is up. He just doesn't seem to be doing the victory lap you'd expect after a full year of L's. Hope the gut instinct is right and we have some new lore drop soon

He spent all day taunting Josh on X and then spent the evening being a married father of five and streaming with a scantily clad bikini slut. I cannot say for certain, but I am sure the celebratory sound of empty aluminum gas canisters clinking emanating from his Little Lair was heard throughout the Rekieta drug den all day yesterday.

Celebration on probation just hits differently.

 

[Oxyjen]

Well Null and Hardin are suing the county now so he's not out of the woods just yet. Maybe there is more stuff coming down the pipe but personally I think he's just sweating over there still being a risk that's it's gonna get out there. If the notes on what's in that footage is even remotely accurate then he's never going to live it down.

1) the transcripts are bad enough for him

2) we know there are photos of the inside of the house from the arrest day out there, which Sean has seen

3) Gabe Hoffman has something lurid to tell, whoever the fuck he is

4) the wife/child beating element isn’t going away either - if the nanny is the originator she might decide to tell more about it.

5) Hardin is a law beast and might uncover the coverup or even yet get the footage. Remember: the coverup is always worse than the crime.

And let’s not even bother talking about possible FBI investigations into hacking.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"THEY SAY I BEAT MY KIDS, SEAN!!!"

Comes out that he allegedly slaps his wife and his oldest child, and gets banned from buildings for being a fucking sped. Is it really that surprising? All of the speculation this place comes up with keeps getting vindicated, which is fucking horrific.

Everything is projection with Nick. I expect a first-hand account soon from a trustworthy source who witnessed Nick slapping his kids or some other form of assault.

Now, I believe Nick is too pussy to actually beat them. His son can definitely kick his ass. I think he has sudden outbursts of anger and does something like slap or push them once. Something that doesn't leave a mark. He might apologise afterwards, or cry like a bitch to his wife for his transgression.

Think less of it like consistent domestic abuse and more like tard rage. That's the approach I take.

3) Gabe Hoffman has something lurid to tell, whoever the fuck he is

I'm very ignorant of Gabe Hoffman, at the risk of being Late and Gay, who is he and why is he involved with making criminal accusations against Nick Rekieta?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Conversely, Jewsh has well-credentialed lawyers coming to him, saying "I'm doing this one free of charge because I fucking hate Nick Rekieta"

Lets not sell these lawyers short friend. They've set things up so that if they do win a lawsuit for the bodycam footage, they will get paid by the County. Which is good, I hope they make $999,999. Always be suspicious if lawyers are doing something for free.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Everything is projection with Nick

He brings up people being attracted to his kids a lot and hangs around sus, MAP-aligned individuals.