Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Sebben Crudele II]

I guess I locked myself out of a lot of great content by taking the "not a retard" perk.

Video games are all these people understand

And capeshit and star wars.

 

[monstrous bubo]

We mock trannies so much here that we’re in danger of being real Negative Nancys. Let’s celebrate the sacrifices they have to make to live their dreams.

Take gorlewski for example. He’s 6’2” with a love of three inch heels and titty skittles. It turns out estrogen isn’t always good for you; an increased risk of potentially fatal blood clots in particular. Not that our hulking Hon is too bothered, because he gets a chance to milk it for sympathy and get that one strange benefit that transphobes don’t want you to know.


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Spoiler: drama queen

r/TransLater•17 hr. ago
gorlewski

Good News For Me​

Share Experience

I would like to share my last two weeks with everyone as I just sort of need to let some good news out after everything that has gone down in my life.

Two weeks ago I should have been dead. That is right dead. I had a massive double pulmonary embolism that I flew home from St Maarten with. Every doctor and nurse that I have seen in the past two weeks have said the same thing, "You should not have survived the first flight home, let alone the second."

The "bad" news started when I was told that I had to stop my transition right away. I was like I just blew up my life and started this train a rolling in February. I waited 47 years to start this and you are saying I have to stop? Yes I have to stop some of the medicine, the oral Estradiol was not helping me with the clots.

On to the good news, since the US has fantastic medical care I have hit my out of pocket max for the year. I met with my gender doctor yesterday and I now qualify for BA surgery! We have to wait 3 months but I will take it as it will all be fully covered by insurance now. On top of that we will look at slowly introducing the patch back in at 3 months depending on how my recovery goes.

I just wanted to share this with you all as I needed to share with folks who would understand.

Yes, the good news is he will get more opportunities to risk his health through unnecessary procedures and pills.
(BTW here’s another clot queen).

If you still aren’t convinced that estrogen is magic, here’s another fellow discovering its health benefits, or lack of.


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Spoiler: fuck my core

r/TransLater•17 hr. ago
marceloasherq

health/stability question​

General Question

so i’ve been on injections for just over two months now. I’m about to turn 40. been dealing with a flare up of my back issues and wondering if being on estrogen could be exacerbating the issue.

for the last ten years or so i have been dealing with a disc degenerating in my lower spine. usually it’s not a problem unless i tweak my back but it is fine usually in a couple of days. sometimes i’ve gone years in between it being an issue. but lately ive had a few more flare ups than usual (and currently cannot walk).

i’ve heard that being on estrogen can weaken joints/connective tissue. i’m worried that it was just enough to tip the scale and entirely destabilize my lower back.

So, one who could have died, and another who’s fucked his back, and neither planning to stop.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

GH05TP0P: today my professor outed me as trans in front of the whole class and called me a “castrated woman” she’s trans too btw

I'm sure that was a truly astonishing revelation to the whole class who couldn't possibly have already known that.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

CREEPY CRYPT BRICK HUN SIGHTED!

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You just know this is the kind of creep who thinks nothing of wearing a tight leather skirt while waddling right next to the school bus stop.

“In just six months, she’s decided to do that ‘cute anime girl’ pose. It does admittedly look disturbing and serial killer-y on her, but still. So proud.”

 

[Caesar]

CREEPY CRYPT BRICK HUN SIGHTED!

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You just know this is the kind of creep who thinks nothing of wearing a tight leather skirt while waddling right next to the school bus stop.

All that second pic proves is he could be a solid 4-5.5/10 dude instead of a 2.5-3 if he put any effort in pre "transition" lol

 

[Sean Andalou]

No not KF.


Reddit -- Archive

i used to use twitter and argue with transphobes because transphobes are the fucking worst. i have since stopped using twitter and moved to bsky because twitter fucking sucks and i genuinely do not understand why queer ppl are still on that fascistic cesspool of a platform. Butt anywho, there was/is (idk if it's still there im not on twitter) a community on twitter called troonphobia central and i met my ex on there because we both argued with transphobes on shitter. we ended up dating for like over 8 months and now we've almost known each other for a year now. We broke up because i was too mentally ill for her butt we still talk. idk why i wrote this lmao

Emphasis added.

Troonphobia central?
So I head for Xitter (I'm not a regular over there) and check it out.
Really just a bunch of recycled 4chan memes, no serious discussion.
Which makes the OP even funnier.

 

[Candidate No 7]

W... what happened to the Lawsuit?



Two more weeks till the lawsuit saves him.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

#JustGuyThings

Reddit / Archive

Spoiler: Text

I’m almost 3 weeks post op and since yesterday I’ve been bleeding a significant amount from behind my scrotum it looks like a fistula is developing. I had a post op appointment on Thursday and Dr Chen didn’t seem concerned about it but I am concerned with the amount of blood coming out. If I lay down for a while and get up it starts dripping down my leg. The only time I notice it start to slow down is only when I’m using gauze and applying pressure. I know that wounds behind the scrotum are very common but has anyone experienced a significant amount of blood coming from the wound?

Reddit / Archive

Spoiler: Text

Hey everyone, It’s been almost two weeks since I had urethral reconstruction surgery. Around day 4, I started seeing some pus, and a few fistulas showed up. Most of them seem to be healing, but there's one that's about 0.25 cm and just isn’t closing up at all. It’s right where the new urethra begins, so I’m starting to get a bit worried.

My doctor said keeping the catheter in longer will help, but I’m wondering what others have gone through.

If you’ve dealt with fistulas after this kind of surgery — how long did you keep your catheter in? Also, after removing the catheter, does urine leak a lot?

Thank you for reading my post!

 

[Sean Andalou]

Today's language lesson.
Thought you knew all the phobias and hurtful language did you? Not hardly.


Reddit -- Archive

cw: i use twitter way too much

whats up with the emergence of other trans ppl on twitter calling others “cissexual”? apparently its not meant to mean “cis” there, but is a term used on other trans ppl, especially nonbinary ppl that are not transfem (kinda similar to the other shit ass term recently emerging “theyfab”) the usage of these terms are wayy too normalized in transfem places from what ive seen, and, it feels like i kinda cant do anything abt it, since im not part of their community. if i i have to see more 4chan lingo pop up i swear ill vomit, its pissing me off atp, and what sucks is that the enby community on twitter is very small and “scattered”, and arent calling out these ppl for these things

just makes me feel shit about my own existence, esp since i cant find community easily there. like yeah, say whatever shit abt us, but it sucks i cant shield my ears from what they’re saying by joining enby communities (there isnt a general one for us there, as of rn) to make stuff from that side pop up less, they’re in my face alllllll the time

lowkey starting to feel alienated from the trans community there itself atp, even tho thats the closest community i can find

thought they would be there for us as well, but it seems not, enbyphobia is still alive at large to this day

i no longer wanna associate with these types of ppl at all if this is how they see us. they’re just like any other transphobe at the end of the day it seems, they’re no one relatable or special. i should just start calling them that, transphobes

• Things a normal (you should pardon the expression) person would never say.
• Something that has arisen spontaneously within the gender-special community.

 

[FinnSven]

Might need to cleanse my eyes with bleach after this. Are these people aware youre supposed to ask the medical professional these questions? Not other troonies on reddit

It appears that Dr Chen did not have any concerns.

Is this alleged doctor Chen, an actual doctor, a nonce who does ropy surgeries for cash in hand, or some term for a web MD I haven't come across yet?

Or is Dr Chen just a plastic surgeon who stops giving a fuck once the check clears and you are out of his surgery?

 

[Continuum Transfunctioner]

It appears that Dr Chen did not have any concerns.

Is this alleged doctor Chen, an actual doctor, a nonce who does ropy surgeries for cash in hand, or some term for a web MD I haven't come across yet?

Or is Dr Chen just a plastic surgeon who stops giving a fuck once the check clears and you are out of his surgery?

Was Dr. Chen the doctor in the several posts that one tranny did with the botched South Korean bottom surgery that the hugbox subreddit kept insisting he'd just learn to love?

 

[Sean Andalou]

Today's language lesson.

Follow up.
Updated archive link

I wonder what happened.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Is this alleged doctor Chen, an actual doctor, a nonce who does ropy surgeries for cash in hand, or some term for a web MD I haven't come across yet?

Was Dr. Chen the doctor in the several posts that one tranny did with the botched South Korean bottom surgery that the hugbox subreddit kept insisting he'd just learn to love?

Based on the work it’s probably Mang Chen who is a proper urologist in San Francisco, so not the South Korean guy. One of his recent masterpieces is in the SRS thread here.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I know that wounds behind the scrotum are very common

THEN WHY…never mind, forget it.

So I googled “fistula behind scrotum Reddit phallo” and found a thread.
One woman’s predicament:

She’s playing Hot Cross Buns every time she pees.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

so I googled “fistula behind scrotum Reddit phallo”

I hope to god you use a VPN or incognito mode or something, because the targeted advertising you must get probably qualifies as torture under the Geneva Conventions.

 

[stupid frog]

THEN WHY…never mind, forget it.

So I googled “fistula behind scrotum Reddit phallo” and found a thread.
One woman’s predicament:
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She’s playing Hot Cross Buns every time she pees.

She should just sit? Too "girlie", I suppose.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

So a year update. still no trans champion in League Of Legends. The latest LGBT champion revealed is Yuumi, the annoying cat that no one likes. She is bisexual according to riot. This years trans rep...some random cat named QiQi? Just to be clear, this character isn't even a playable champion in the main game and is only a Little Legend character in Teamfight Tactics. I'm very surprised at how much Riot doesn't care about troons despite the fact that the pro women's League esports scene has been taken over by TIMs.View attachment 7433089

Spoiler: Ramblings on Riot and LoL (literal) faggotry.

Sadly I'm someone who played League for ages till the recent past but have a soft spot for the world yet. So I'll chime in on this.

1) Yuumi. The fucking cat? The actual PET cat, even if she's a magical talking pet cat, is a fucking bisexual? ....why? What would be the point? Outside her aggravating gameplay she's explicitly meant to be the beloved pet cat of a kindly old lady. What does this bring to her character or story?

2) I know there's talk on how Taliyah was meant to be trans by her creator and there's an apparently subtle hint in the story that her "Star Guardian" alt dimension/version is, but it's just that, a hint, nothing confirmed. I'm surprised you say they don't care on troons since it feels like so many of their devs would jump on the chance to make her so. They pass off Nami as poly in TFT, and a thankfully EX-writer tried to claim Xayah and Rakan - explicitly held up as the "lovebirds" trope and their straightest ship ever - as being pan and poly or something to that effect, but even the fans smacked that one down (especially the X/R fans, hilariously enough).

3) For those who don't pay attention to League, this year's pride seems.... subdued.

Riot was wholly "Californianized" in terms of the LGBTBBQ+ and worst of lefty politics, and many of its devs would've loved to make the entire game a love letter to faggotry of all stripes. Also notable is Arcane fandom collapsed not just from a shoddier Season 2 in terms of writing, but the very show-makers themselves arguing if the two main male characters are secretly fags in love with one another.

But they're held back by the investors and being owned by the Chinese company Tencent that hilariously forced a lot of attractive women and cool dudes to continue being those, because League of Legends's main market by and far now is China and those guys obviously don't tolerate this crap anymore than they have to. That's probably being the foundational bedrock that Riot's direct brass are building upon as they re-take control with the "go woke go broke" strategy for League FINALLY happening alongside its shrinking player base and blatant monetization scams. Case in point? A running joke for over a decade was to sell a sexy skin of the resident fox girl character (Ahri) as "break in case League is dying" moment. Weeeeell there's rumors of a bathhouse set of skin/visuals coming out where Ahri's just in a towel.... and in addition to showing the game's in trouble.... that never, EVER, would've passed in the worst of the woke days even if they were in financial straits.

It's a hell of a shift for one of the most knee-deep-in-the-woke gaming companies I know of. And they cannot afford to turn off anymore players if they make a big show of Pride - what with everyone finally opening up on how annoying-to-abusive LGBT shit is, Arcane becoming an embarrassing farce with its fandom now represented by fujoshis, and hoping to lure back even some players with the promise of sexy visuals.

So if Riot's singing a new tune? Yeah, times, they definitely are a-changing, let's say that.

 

[countrybumpkin]

I check up periodically just to see if there’s been any updates, but I’ve missed some steps of the story cuz her posts have been already deleted by the time I’m checking. Either she’s doing it, or more than likely Reddit is removing them in her wake cuz of Nono thoughts

That being said, the story has taken a strange turn where she is now been put on the firing line of the VA support subreddit she contacted for help. A lot of the people there as well are accusing her of causing the Troon to run away, and also accusing her of just marrying him for his VA pension.
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Inexplicably everyone on Reddit is going full devils advocate mode and is out to get this woman

I love how no matter what they do, troons are always the victims. If a normal man abandons his family, he's a bad guy, but when a troon does it, it's his wife's fault.

 

[Eva Braun]

THEN WHY…never mind, forget it.

So I googled “fistula behind scrotum Reddit phallo” and found a thread.
One woman’s predicament:
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She’s playing Hot Cross Buns every time she pees.

HOW is this still legal? WHY has there never been a massive lawsuit?

 

[Zoot]

Still don’t understand why I’m supposed to gaf about this guy being sad in this economy. “The anxiety and dread is overwhelming” like they got Stage IV cancer or something. Calm down, sir. Or don’t, idrc.
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Bodybuilders talk all the time about the severe anxiety and depression they get from their 'roids. Pic related. But with trannies supposedly their severe depression has nothing to do with the exogenous substances that fuck up the body's homeostasis and cause severe depression. I wonder how much is so they don't have to face up to the fact they are the cause of their own sky-high suicidal rates.

Their supposed cure is the problem.

I honestly feel that the threat of troons in women's bathrooms is far overblown. There's unlikely to be any actual danger there

The main reason I don't want them to use women's bathrooms is to deny them their affirmations. They must not be allowed to actually think they're real women for even a second

For me it is about what it signals. It doesn't really matter if they carry on doing it. The signal that the rest of reality doesn't believe their nonsense is what is important. (and the ability for a business to throw them out if upsetting customers, of course).

If the UK blew up one migrant boat then the number trying it would drop like a stone. It wouldn't need to be blowing up ships every everyday because once the signal is sent, the behaviour changes. The world has been signalling to trannies that there is no limit to what they can get away with for a long time.

or in other words: give 'em and inch and they will take a mile.

For me it is about what it signals. It doesn't really matter if they carry on doing it. The signal that the rest of reality doesn't believe their nonsense is what is important. (and the ability for a business to throw them out if upsetting customers, of course).

If the UK blew up one migrant boat then the number trying it would drop like a stone. It wouldn't need to be blowing up ships every everyday because once the signal is sent, the behaviour changes. The world has been signalling to trannies that there is no limit to what they can get away with for a long time.

or in other words: give 'em and inch and they will take a mile.

tbh, an announcment that they will start blowing up migrant boats with navy destroyers would be enough of a signal to drastically reduce the number of boats purely by the signal it sends