Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Chemex]

Well, not always.
Through the wonders of modern innovation, we now have...
The Erecto-App!!
No joke! The latest in erectile devices has a Bluetooth connection and a smartphone app to control your erection!
I, for one, can't wait to see what chaos a hacker could cause with that!

You say that, but I'm pretty much sure I read one reddit post in one of the threads here where a pooner was proud of the bulge of her "boner" (it was a packer, if I recall correctly) showing. It gives them euphoria or something or whatever fuck it is.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You say that, but I'm pretty much sure I read one reddit post in one of the threads here where a pooner was proud of the bulge of her "boner" (it was a packer, if I recall correctly) showing. It gives them euphoria or something or whatever fuck it is.

The bulk of people getting erectile implants are still natal men having late-midlife crises, or old men who will get a dementia diagnosis in a couple of years but right now are just disinhibited and writing checks.

So imagine getting a phone call from your grandpa asking for help because he gave an Indian scammer the login to his boner and now he can't detumesce until he buys them a bunch of Steam gift cards.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

The bulk of people getting erectile implants are still natal men having late-midlife crises, or old men who will get a dementia diagnosis in a couple of years but right now are just disinhibited and writing checks.

So imagine getting a phone call from your grandpa asking for help because he gave an Indian scammer the login to his boner and now he can't detumesce until he buys them a bunch of Steam gift cards.

"What the heck is a 'saar' anyways?"

 

[Hepativore]

The bulk of people getting erectile implants are still natal men having late-midlife crises, or old men who will get a dementia diagnosis in a couple of years but right now are just disinhibited and writing checks.

So imagine getting a phone call from your grandpa asking for help because he gave an Indian scammer the login to his boner and now he can't detumesce until he buys them a bunch of Steam gift cards.

Wait until various alphabet agencies find a way to triangulate your location or collect data as the makers of these things might start having them broadcast a WiFi signal.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wait until various alphabet agencies find a way to triangulate your location or collect data as the makers of these things might start having them broadcast a WiFi signal.

This would be a decent subplot for a near-future conspiracy drama, but that's all stuff the government can get more easily from cell phones and Ring cameras.

It'd be more plausible to offer penile implant at a discount, but you have to read out an ad for Little Caesar's to achieve an erection. With feeling.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

This would be a decent subplot for a near-future conspiracy drama, but that's all stuff the government can get more easily from cell phones and Ring cameras.

It'd be more plausible to offer penile implant at a discount, but you have to read out an ad for Little Caesar's to achieve an erection. With feeling.

Or "Ring" cameras that are implanted in the rectum.

 

[Detective Carey]

I did not expect a Goatse homage on my thread. Fuuck.

When it doesn't look like gorey death, it is clearly notceable to someone with two eyes that is is not a true vag. I've seen "best money can buy" results and they still look uncanny at best.

This is super super late and my bad, but can I submit the suggestion that we refer to this as the goatshe just for posterity?

 

[The bird with tourettes]

I know this has most likely been answered in this thread but I'm to much lazy fucker to look it up. Question

How the hell do they afford these surgeries??

I know some people create GoFundMes and I'm assuming sometimes they work ( A fool and their money heh) But I guess I just assumed the majority of trannies were broke. I have no idea how the medical field works when it comes to paying so am I missing something? Can you take out a loan or something? Insurance? I know these are dumbass question, but I honestly don't get it.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I know this has most likely been answered in this thread but I'm to much lazy fucker to look it up. Question

How the hell do they afford these surgeries??

I know some people create GoFundMes and I'm assuming sometimes they work ( A fool and their money heh) But I guess I just assumed the majority of trannies were broke. I have no idea how the medical field works when it comes to paying so am I missing something? Can you take out a loan or something? Insurance? I know these are dumbass question, but I honestly don't get it.

Medicaid. Most of these are taxpayer funded due to an Obamacare era mandate. Most of the rest are via private insurance if they’re actually gainfully employed, taking loans, or maxing credit cards. Very few are paying the full amount out of pocket with their own money (and most of those end up getting butchered in Thailand, anyway).

This is why the possible Medicaid restrictions to covering for this crap is scaring the stuffing out of them. It would dramatically cut down how many of them could “afford” it (besides heavily restricting who could even be deemed sane enough to get titty skittles or dickflips to begin with, like the good ol days).

 

[monstrous bubo]

How the hell do they afford these surgeries??

In addition to the above: Depends who they are and where they are. Whatever country they are in, medical insurance might cover it, the public system might, and until recently in the US the VA would pay for the surprising number of vets who troon out. If not, gofundmes, sex work, plus going to a third world country where surgery is cheaper. Also surgeons will cut costs by operating in a hospital but telling patients to leave quickly and stay in a hotel nearby for post-surgical care, such as it is. Thai surgeons will introduce themselves as the experienced doctor doing your cockchop, but hand the actual surgery over to some inexperienced but cheap junior.

 

[The bird with tourettes]

Medicaid. Most of these are taxpayer funded due to an Obamacare era mandate.

No fucking way I had no idea. Taxes help people troon out? Fuck off with that shit.

VA would pay for the surprising number of vets who troon out.

I've noticed a trend recently of veterans trooning out. But that's a question for another thread.

Thank you both for explaining!

 

[JohnnyG]

You say that, but I'm pretty much sure I read one reddit post in one of the threads here where a pooner was proud of the bulge of her "boner" (it was a packer, if I recall correctly) showing. It gives them euphoria or something or whatever fuck it is.

I've seen those reddit threads with their laughable attempts to LARP as men. Literally posts like "hey bros, just got my new packers and feeling extra valid, where do you d00ds like to hang out and show off your bulge, like us men enjoying doing with our wallet chains and barbed wire tats?"

 

[toilet_rainbow]

In addition to the above: Depends who they are and where they are. Whatever country they are in, medical insurance might cover it, the public system might, and until recently in the US the VA would pay for the surprising number of vets who troon out. If not, gofundmes, sex work, plus going to a third world country where surgery is cheaper. Also surgeons will cut costs by operating in a hospital but telling patients to leave quickly and stay in a hotel nearby for post-surgical care, such as it is. Thai surgeons will introduce themselves as the experienced doctor doing your cockchop, but hand the actual surgery over to some inexperienced but cheap junior.

Yeah, I should’ve added that my explanation was the American healthcare experience. Thank you for the additions. The Thai SRS experience is another can of worms entirely.

Going to add in turn that while a lot of EU countries will still cover the operations, several such as Spain and even Sweden have begun tightening their criteria of who gets hormones or surgery due to aftercare studies they conducted. That, or the amount of locations that will offer the surgeries are limited. There is only one hospital in Helsinki that conducts all Finnish SRS operations, for instance. I think similar with other Nordics? Could be wrong. Regardless, this is what troons consider genocide: guidelines or restrictions to access for their insanity that any other medical procedure has (or should have).

But yeah. Across the board (and pond), most troon operations are fully covered by taxpayers despite the lack of standard procedure and actual benefit. About time something is actually done about it.

 

[DSHK]

Yeah, I should’ve added that my explanation was the American healthcare experience. Thank you for the additions. The Thai SRS experience is another can of worms entirely.

Going to add in turn that while a lot of EU countries will still cover the operations, several such as Spain and even Sweden have begun tightening their criteria of who gets hormones or surgery due to aftercare studies they conducted. That, or the amount of locations that will offer the surgeries are limited. There is only one hospital in Helsinki that conducts all Finnish SRS operations, for instance. I think similar with other Nordics? Could be wrong. Regardless, this is what troons consider genocide: guidelines or restrictions to access for their insanity that any other medical procedure has (or should have).

But yeah. Across the board (and pond), most troon operations are fully covered by taxpayers despite the lack of standard procedure and actual benefit. About time something is actually done about it.

Is Trump actually going to cut troons off from medicaid? this alone could torpedo the movement since nearly all of them wont be able to afford to troon out anymore

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Is Trump actually going to cut troons off from medicaid? this alone could torpedo the movement since nearly all of them wont be able to afford to troon out anymore

I’m fuzzy on details but a last minute change to a recent piece of legislation wrt to Medicaid removed the part that said “for minors,” grouping them all together and leaving troons completely up shits creek. I think it passed.

 

[Stan]

I know this has most likely been answered in this thread but I'm to much lazy fucker to look it up. Question

How the hell do they afford these surgeries??

I know some people create GoFundMes and I'm assuming sometimes they work ( A fool and their money heh) But I guess I just assumed the majority of trannies were broke. I have no idea how the medical field works when it comes to paying so am I missing something? Can you take out a loan or something? Insurance? I know these are dumbass question, but I honestly don't get it.

Like others said, Medicaid or single payer state healthcare in Canada, Britain and EU. Some private insurers also schedule gender care, though notably, NOT any reversals to gender procedures. They're mostly following the lead of state payers. If you wonder why troons seem to flock to certain retail jobs like working at Starbucks or PetCo, that's the reason... the company health benefits cover transition care.

The procedures could also be funded with HSA (Health Savings Accounts). Those are tax-preferred savings that can only be used to pay for medical bills, devices, Rxs, or OTC medical stuff. Boomers pay into these (or their company gives them free HSA $) and could potentially use them on a troon child if they wanted to, and some do.
Medical tourism aka the Thai option. Getting work done in Thailand exploits a really favorable baht:dollar exchange rate, so although that option is 100% self pay it will cost much less than equivalent work in the US. (Mexico is also popular for plastic surgery tourism, though I don't hear of many troons getting work done there.)

This is why the possible Medicaid restrictions to covering for this crap is scaring the stuffing out of them. It would dramatically cut down how many of them could “afford” it (besides heavily restricting who could even be deemed sane enough to get titty skittles or dickflips to begin with, like the good ol days).

IMO if that happened (please God, please) then HRT would probably remain cheap, probably orchiectomy and mastectomy would be relatively doable, but dickflips and 12-stage phalloplasties and those weird custom jobs would become a thing of the past.
What I'd like is if all the procedures that don't have a tried-and-true safe method and decades of retrospective data proving safety and efficacy were ineligible for reimbursement due to their experimental nature. Then the surgeons would have to pay the troons to operate on them, like amateur hairdressers in beauty school.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Here’s a thought - what if the goal of the phallos and metoids in this thread wasn’t to look human in the first place?


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Anyone have experience with going a non-traditional route with getting your penis tattooed? I’m talking xenogender/nonhuman type deal.
Discussion(self.phallo)
submitted 3 days ago by KillMeSoftly67

I’ve balked at bottom surgery previously because a human penis doesn’t feel right fully. I’m wondering if anyone else feels that way and how you’ve gone about taming that particular dysphoria. Having a tentacle packer seems like it would help, but I’m not a tentacle guy, more… canid, I guess? I’m not sure. I can imagine there’s a lot that can be done as an optical illusion when it comes to texturing. Scales would be pretty badass.

I cannot wait to hear how any future consult goes. There has to be someone who’ll offer a designer dick in her preferred species. This BTW is not the oddest thing this pooner has posted.

 

[Sandshrew]

This would be a decent subplot for a near-future conspiracy drama, but that's all stuff the government can get more easily from cell phones and Ring cameras.

It'd be more plausible to offer penile implant at a discount, but you have to read out an ad for Little Caesar's to achieve an erection. With feeling.

 

[Hepativore]

This would be a decent subplot for a near-future conspiracy drama, but that's all stuff the government can get more easily from cell phones and Ring cameras.

It'd be more plausible to offer penile implant at a discount, but you have to read out an ad for Little Caesar's to achieve an erection. With feeling.

Either that or the thing broadcasts ads at the start of every time you use it unless you upgrade your subscription package to the "pro" service.

 

[Otterly]

Either that or the thing broadcasts ads at the start of every time you use it unless you upgrade your subscription package to the "pro" service.

The packer package package