Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 97 33.6%

  • Total voters
    289
Isn’t @Null ‘s slave name government name James Potter? It’s not a false name, everyone just knows he goes by another name. It’d be like someone saying I lied on a contract because my legak name is Gaylord Focker, I go by James O'Shaughnessy. No, I have business name due to a number of reasons.

It just sounds like Nick is lying. He’s getting something out of that creative writing degree.
Yeah, a Mark Tawin vs Samuel Clemans thing. Although he probably should use his legal name in court unless he has a DBA or something.
 
In reading about hoarding I came across this scaling system (Clutter Image Rating) used to measure how cluttered a home is. Long story short everyone has a different idea of what cluttered/messy is and so this helps get a better understanding of what we are actually talking about.

Source

Is it possible to have everyone that has seen the videos rate the rooms using this scale?

Perhaps Sean (he has seen an old image) and Aaron (who obviously saw the inside of the house pre-arrest) could also provide their ratings - I suspect things were less cluttered then but it would be interesting to know for sure.

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Great idea! I'm imagining between 4 and 5.
 
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That's more or less what happened. Early on, he was obviously drinking (and already had a song about it), but it wasn't clearly problem drinking. He was still coherent, could keep up an entertaining patter even on lengthy streams, and you would routinely see the same bottle show up on multiple streams, as if he were not drinking much off stream, or at least had the sense to keep up the pretense of moderate drinking by drinking something else instead.

I've known people who drank a lot more than he was visibly drinking at the time and been totally functional and successful.

And while there were a few people saying "this guy is sus" they were mostly ignored or shouted down. While to be fair, some of the early A-Logs were in fact schizos (like TIC), more than a few people weren't fooled by this guy for one minute.

It's possible but they don't seem particularly well situated. If so, though, they're retarded and should be protecting her and their grandkids from the potential family annihilator and wife beating child abuser instead of from reality.
I only remember a few bad streams prior to 2021 where he got too drunk. Drex filled in as the host. Lol wtf happened to this show, man? I used to watch this shit nightly.
 
No. It does not. Not in the amounts she tested positive. Here's how cocaine got into Lil Rackets system: she inhaled it through her nose intentionally. Period. The only reason people doubt this is because of Nick's wealth and social status. If this happened in a trailer park, nobody would be pondering "how on Earth did a kid figure out how to snort coke?" Even on the Farms, Nick's class status protects him.
For some reason it took the Keanu v Nick stream for it to sink in for me, but I’m convinced Nick is much worse than most (even in this thread) would like to believe. I think many of us assumed that all the unhinged behavior was from the drugs. But after watching that stream and seeing his reaction to the bodycam reports, I really think he’s no different from the scumfucks who give their kids whiskey so they and their friends can laugh at a drunk toddler. We’ve all heard the horror stories from the adults who make it through those kinds of childhoods. As much as we’d like to believe it doesn’t happen, we all know it does. I’m sure Sean can attest to seeing or hearing it in his line of work.

Nick strikes me as someone who is deeply disturbed and revels in it. From the Death Note to the CHAOS nickname to the Joker painting that sits front and center during his streams, he loves to think he’s some dark and twisted puppet master who’s broken in some poetic way. That’s why he got so tilted when Eric July called him out for being a poser. He’s desperate to be something deeper than an upper-middle class, social reject. He wants to believe that he’s an outcast because everyone else is too stupid to understand his superiority. In reality, he’s an ill-tempered, inferiority-complex riddled, teenage edgelord stuck in a 40-something year old’s body. He embodies the term “arrested development”. If you think a 15 year-old NERD with an unwarranted sense of superiority might do it, Nick probably would too.
 
From the bodycam reports, I think its rather clear now that all his "we kept it away from the kids" stuff was total nonsense.
To be fair they probably did keep it away from the kids until the nanny left. As soon as she left and "hired" the ape as the new nanny, they stopped giving all fucks.
Because if we were, there’d be a caravan of cars heading to Spicer in order to spit on Nick or give him a knuckle sandwich.
Im tempted to print out the bodycam notes in mass, go to Spicer, leave them in public areas and hand them out like a 1920s newspaper boy on the corner. But thats obviously "pozloading my neghole" which I disavow. Just a funny thought
 
if nick cared about his kids at all he wouldn't have done drugs, they wouldn't have been living in a hoarder house with drugs everywhere, he wouldn't have swung and had sex with coke whores in ear shot of them, he wouldn't have driven with them drunk, he wouldn't have left drugs with them in the car alone, he wouldn't be online openly saying how great drugs and alcohol are, he wouldn't still be doing nitrous with them 2 rooms away, he wouldn't be screaming on top of his lungs that he loves and wishes he could fuck a woman who isn't their mother and he wouldn't be on the internet continuing to embarrass them in front of the entire world.
 
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Our resident 🇺🇲General of the Armies🇺🇲, SpectreReport, went in deep on Nick Rekieta today, admirably (but not valorously) calling out double-standard Nick's bullshit.
Nick fails to reply to comments such as "You're pissed the Farms is doing what it has always done, and you're doing the exact same things Masterson and Ralph have done" and "they don't give a shit about the kids and you know it."
 
Wine mom defense force
Looks like a tranny.
Finally I ve never touched coke but when I had a coke head in my circle of friends I got told its kinda a shitty high and is really a social drug. from the way my coke head acted I can see it.
If you've ever socially dealt with cokeheads they're fucking insufferable. It's like powdered aggressive autism. They do nothing but talk, usually about themselves, and how awesome they are, and completely ignore social cues to STFU. They're really only tolerable if you do a line or two yourself, and this is why stay the fuck away from cokeheads. They'll drive you to do coke.

(And to get back to a more relevant point someone made a bit ago, this is why Aaron's claim of doing coke three or four times is absolute BS. I mean, Nick has literally mocked him for being a coke lightweight, which I only believe because it's such a weird flex, but three or four? Naaaaaaw, that's some bullshit. If you're hanging around with cokeheads you're doing coke.)
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The reality was worse. That's like a seriously fucked up weekend drug binge levels of filthy. The note-takers describe the literal barely passable regions of floor to ceiling hoarder garbage with only narrow corridors where you could even see the floor.
 
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Lol wtf happened to this show, man? I used to watch this shit nightly.
In my opinion the first pebbles that started the avalanche were the toasts. He started getting paid directly by sad parasocial fucks to drink alcohol in memory of their pet parrot that died during a rock climbing accident and it did no favors to his level of consumption or for his ability to control his ego. This set the stage for the trial streaming success going straight to his head and right up his nose.

Our resident 🇺🇲General of the Armies🇺🇲, SpectreReport, went in deep on Nick Rekieta today, admirably (but not valorously) calling out double-standard Nick's bullshit.
Nick fails to reply to comments such as "You're pissed the Farms is doing what it has always done, and you're doing the exact same things Masterson and Ralph have done" and "they don't give a shit about the kids and you know it."
When Spectre is saying sensible shit to you this is a warning sign from the universe that you have fucked up.
 
"That being said, someone who filed for the request under a false name and uh, spent the last several weeks on the internet talking about his actual purpose of the bodycam, probably shouldn't umm.. go before the court and say its for news gathering purposes or public interest when its clearly for uh, private interest.
A private interest of...conducting a campaign of public shame. Courts don't like it when you lie. I dunno, if Josh knows that or not".
Exposing serious crimes, as well as potential government misconduct, which Rekieta himself has repeatedly alleged, falls clearly within the scope of public interest.
The fact that the guilty party does not approve of having their crimes covered by the investigative journalism platform of Kiwifarms is irrelevant.
Even a failed ex-lawyer should be able to understand that.
 
The empty and partially empty booze bottles carpeting every available surface in the house is somehow both shocking and unshocking at the same time.
To me that is still shocking because that is a sign of extreme laziness and not giving a fuck.

Clothes on the floor are one thing, but to deal with them, you need to wash them and if there are mich you probably need to wash them in batches, dry them, fold them, maybe iron some and then stow them away.

But bottles and trash you can just take and dispose of them, it is just a sleight in of hand while walking through your house.
 
From the Death Note to the CHAOS nickname to the Joker painting that sits front and center during his streams, he loves to think he’s some dark and twisted puppet master who’s broken in some poetic way.
All these motifs are indeed very alarming when you consider other behaviours: a regular desire to be in an altered state of mind, an obsession with promiscuity, and fits of anger. It is impossible to know what really inhabits his cavernous mind, but these are all signs that this man is at the claws of destructive thinking, and it is safe to assume the real person behind the mask is a much worse person than we can possibly observe.
 
I don't know, that seems like something he could easily prove. But he's not doing that. Funny and weird.
For context and those unaware. IIRC some dumbass self professed pedo tried accessing legal info on Rekieta during the early days of the arrest. When found out Null immediately banned the dumbfuck. Please correct me if Im wrong.
 
I am still catching up, but something keeps sticking with me that I think gets over-looked in the discussion about "how does a nine year old get dosed with that much cocaine?"
Here's how cocaine got into Lil Rackets system: she inhaled it through her nose intentionally. Period.
Maybe, but consider another angle for entry in this equation:
I mean he left bottles out everywhere filled with booze. There’s a nonzero chance one of the kids grabbed one and took a sip to be like daddy.

Right, we can all picture the scene: booze lying around the house, every out of place footstep causing a Ralph-bottles.wav. Older kids are probably already learning how to drink in their teens, with or without fail-dad's help. Nine year old sees the drinking behavior spreading and figures why not try some themselves? One, terrible, tiny, little issue though:
In December, he claims the reason he licks the bottles is because he sets them onto the carpet after he finishes pouring a drink.
Before that, the lie was that he did not want to waste expensive alcohol.

Some autist here figured out that what would be wasted was less than a dollar for his most expensive selection.
For a while after it was discovered Nick enjoyed licking the bottle, there was a lot of speculation as to why. I am still in the camp of:
He believes it reduces stress and supposedly mixes it into his liquor hence why he licks the bottle since he doesn't want to waste any coke.

What if the nine year old was drinking out of Rickety Rackets extra-special whiskey? Not to say they couldn't have just been snorting it, but ingestion via liquor seems equally likely to me, given what is now known from the body cam notes.
 
I could see Nick bypassing the easily verifiable stolen valor stuff to go straight to accusing him of being a diddler. Real odd how that's the first place his mind goes to.
Some people will say "confession though projection," but I will simply say, as Null is often fond of pointing out, that it's the worst thing in the world you can accuse somebody of being. Nick has been doing it repeatedly, because he's a piece of shit, and he needs to falsely cast his critics as even bigger pieces of shit in order to try and save his dying e-career.

And it won't work. Because Nick has zero credibility anymore.

Look, it's widely known I don't like Spectre, but I will say this: I have absolutely ZERO reason to believe Spectre is a pedo, nor would I believe Nick if he were to simply claim he is. Which I assume Nick probably would, like an absolute faggot, if Spectre were to ever break hard and unambiguously from Nick.

I have a suspicion Spectre is still kinda-sorta operating under the old circa-2020 mentality that you can't go in too hard on Nick, because he's a big deal on the Internet, and you will get overwhelmingly dogpiled if you do. Indeed, Spectre used to help cultivate that mentality in others. Nick's fandom was like a cult. Still is actually, but much diminished in size and influence.

This ain't 2020 anymore though.

The amount of pushback Nick has received in the past three years, and especially beginning last year, was once unthinkable to many, but things have pretty clearly changed. I am not even talking about the Farms. Just look at Twitter. To an oldfag like me, what I have been witnessing on Twitter is amazing. To see other people, who used to follow him, or even admire him, also wake up to reality, and no longer being afraid to speak their mind.

You are seeing less and less loyal subjects of Lord Balldo just going along with whatever dumb crap he feeds them, and more people saying "he's wearing nothing at all!"

(Hans Christian Andersen was Scandanavian, so this a very fitting analogy, I think).

It's not a vice to call Nick a piece of shit and tell him to go to hell. It's a virtue. Perhaps Spectre will come to realize that eventually, like so many others have.

How many fucking times can you say ‘uh’ in 30 seconds, christ.
Drugs.

Also, making shit up on the fly will cause that.

He's spiraling. Has been for a while now.

In reading about hoarding I came across this scaling system (Clutter Image Rating) used to measure how cluttered a home is.
That reminds me.

Another reason we need the bodycam is because @Balldo's Gate promised he would give us a verdict of whether Nick's home is better or worse than Matthew Vickers. I think he called it the "Vickers threshold," or something.

Based upon the written descriptions of the bodycam, it certainly seems like Nick has managed to exceed that threshold. Hell, Nick might even be pushing into Tommy Tooter territory.

EDIT: Missing word and typos.
 
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