Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Nick: An autistic virgin with a God complex is suing my government to try and get footage of it.

A minute and six seconds of Nick screaming defiance and how he'll never lick the jackboots.

*INSTANT HIS DOOR GETS KICKED IN*

*FURIOUSLY LICKS JACKBOOTS*

 

[WelperHelper99]

@WelperHelper99 I'm not crazy and Nitrous Oxide would make a terrible gas to use in welding right? I think where nick would get tanks of nitrous would be a party supply store.

I am laughing at the mental image of Nick trying to fit a full size pressurized gas canister into the back of the rustang, though.

Off the top of my head, nitrous oxide is not used in any welding applications. Nitrogen, CO2, Helium, and rarely Oxygen are used. Nitrous Oxide has medical applications, but nothing industrial as far as im aware. Edit: forgot racing

 

[not william stenchever]

He can desperately sleaze around, but he can't get around the basic rules. And that's that a cuck isn't even allowed to have opinions. Nick is a cuck. And cucks don't get to have opinions.

"Silence, cuckold. A man with dignity and a functioning penis is speaking."

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I need the footage of Nick throwing the search warrant on the ground set to "throw it on the ground" by the lonely island. I don't care about the rest of the footage (except maybe yelling at the cop about dieing of ghonorea). Basically the funny, imponent skelly rage moments and not the horrifying kids living in hell bits.

 

[LiquidKid]

I think I phrased it a little bit poorly. I agree with you that he's a midwit, someone a little bit smarter than average, somewhere in the 110-115 IQ range. You also gotta remember that he grew up in the Houston area, around all the diversity that entails, so the whole 'smarter than his peers growing up thing' still tracks.

Nick is far from above average in any context, he just thinks basic word games can get him out on top, and tried his hardest to only engage with people even stupider than he is. Nick is basically Sargon but not British. Acts smug whenever talking to an utter imbecile, but immediately screeches whenever dealing with someone of normal or higher intelligence

 

[NotIntelligence]

Oh Nick you truly are the lowcow of lolcows. Its always nice waking up and seeing this thread get bigger by 10 pages everyday. Only King of Lolcows Crackets can do that.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

I know Sean said he didn't wanna out his source who gave him the photos he has, but I sure hope that source is willing to drop their photos to contrast whatever conman bullshit he tries to put up on the stream and claim they are from the arrest. I don't believe for a second that Nick is gonna actually show what he's claiming.

 

[dustnight]

"with photographs taken by the police during the search"

I didn't say *which* search though

If he shows pictures of the state of house after the grandparents came in and swept up and it's STILL a filthy mess then TOP KEK

 

[I'm still your friend.]

At least the rest of the kids didn't test positive for any drugs.

The rest of his kids are smart enough to do nitrous because it doesn't show up on CPS drug tests

 

[Brian Oblivion]

It's gonna be 1 of 4 things

1. A handful of photos from the raid that look the least messy, leaving out most of them

2. Photos taken during a followup investigation after the house was deep cleaned by his parents and/or a cleaning service that he's going to say are from the raid

Probably a combination of these two. I wouldn't be surprised if CPS had several follow-up investigations while the kids were out of their custody where they took photos of the conditions in the home in order to confirm that it was safe for them to return. So probably a couple of close ups of evidence from the actual police search and then all of the wide shots will be from subsequent investigations after it was cleaned up.

 

[Captain Manning]

A minute and six seconds of Nick screaming defiance and how he'll never lick the jackboots.

*INSTANT HIS DOOR GETS KICKED IN*

*FURIOUSLY LICKS JACKBOOTS*

Not true! He told Pomplun he hopes he dies of Gonorrhea. That was his fierce resistance.

 

[KiwiChud]

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Plus, if Nick's willing to show parts of his house himself on stream, then why should the bodycam footage stay private?

Funnily enough, I can answer that question with a quote from Star Trek III:
"Because you wish it!"

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick is basically Sargon but not British. Acts smug whenever talking to an utter imbecile, but immediately screeches whenever dealing with someone of normal or higher intelligence

Sargon may be a midwit and the UKIP thing and gamergate 2 were absolutely fucking retarded but at least you can say that he survived his own foolishness and continues to work within his niche to support his family. Any comparison between Sargon and Rackets is decisively in favor of the smug chuckler.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Anyone gonna run a snipe of tonight's stream?
Just so he doesn't get the views

 

[Stiffy]

@WelperHelper99 I'm not crazy and Nitrous Oxide would make a terrible gas to use in welding right? I think where nick would get tanks of nitrous would be a party supply store.

I am laughing at the mental image of Nick trying to fit a full size pressurized gas canister into the back of the rustang, though.

There's a Party City in St. Cloud.

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

I have a few autistic points to make about the home after reading the bodycam notes and listening to MATI. Link to all the Zillow pics is here. I know this is repetitive to some here, but I think it's worth repeating for tourists.

Thank you for the breakdown. I never actually saw the layout of his house before and it's actually very disappointing to think of how trashed it is. It's such a nice home.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Nick Rekieta and piles of garbage were never friends and he has pictures to prove it.

Thank you for the breakdown. I never actually saw the layout of his house before and it's actually very disappointing to think of how trashed it is. It's such a nice home.

You wouldn't take better care of it because you don't have it. - actual Nick statement.

 

[AnOminous]

My town has some old missing person cases that are literally brother-in-laws murdering a dipshit deadbeat disgrace so the sister can move on. As I’ve heard it basically was very much a person not taking the hint and getting driven out to the woods and shot.

This sounds like a good policy when the local government is incredibly weak and incompetent and can't do what needs to be done and is instead Balldo guarding.

 

[nelly98]

Nick should sell Sam Hyde his house to use for the next Fishtank season, and he should join in. Imagine the chaos. Imagine the kino.