Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%
  • Total voters
    292
The Noticer said:
Isn't it FUNNY and WEIRD how all these photos are missing the thing that every single piece of bodycam footage has on it?

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??? The watermark's right there

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The Noticer said:
Isn't it FUNNY and WEIRD how all these photos are missing the thing that every single piece of bodycam footage has on it?

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And
Dont cops use some of those Letter Pop up indicators for identification?

With a number
OR
A letter on it?

Lay stuff out on a piece of brown parchment paper also...to catch debris for testing.

I am unclear why addict said cops brought drugs back into the house like thru the foyer where no drugs had ever been:

1. Like is addict claiming that cops ran around carrying the safe open...? Carried it back into the house? Wouldnt the bodycam prove his claim truth/lie?

2. How did addict bring his drugs into the house? Up his but? In his pocket? Kayla pocket? Ape cup holder? REMEMBER addict already admitted to driving with a coke bullet on HIM in his car that he hid in car after getting pulled over....so did he and kid he was driving not go out the foyer, or did they always use the garage door? And coke hands by polycule never happened right? So addict polycule never opened doors with coke on hands ONLY the police opened doors with coke on hands after opening the safe outside and then touched kids head.

Just WTF was that weird roadmap about the foyer to kids head....?????
 
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Apologies if someone already did this exercise, but I just now sent myself a photo on signal. Made sure it had full access and the image had gps and timestamp data attached.

When I downloaded it, all of that was gone. The timestamp was the download time and there was no info about the device or location. If he sent those via signal, there is simply no way they would have that data attached.

As others mentioned, it’s easy to edit. I was curious of the exact time he added would even make sense as I would have expected most of the pictures to be taken after the house was emptied, but according to the notes they were taking pictures before 9:30
 
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Captain Manning said:
I'm actually debating whether I should say why. Still haven't decided yet. Either way, fuck Nick with a barbed wire Balldo.
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If you’re not gonna say something, don’t mention it. No one gives a shit if you’re debating making a comment, either make it or don’t
 
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It's FUNNY and WEIRD how Rekeita Law couldn't handle a couple digital exhibits today. He fumbled around with them, didn't have them in any sort of order for easy access, wasn't prepared for basic questions of authenticity, and got distracted by slapfights with his chat and imaginary enemies.

This was his chance to put forward a calm and sober (lol!) presentation and he was completely unable to do it. This probably won't factor into him ever getting his law license restored, but if I was reviewing an application for reinstatement, I'd look really hard at today's stream as evidence that he fails the Duty of Competence.
 
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I think it is pretty clear that the next line of attack is to sue The Candyoshi county police for defamation. I mean, how could they really say the terrible things they did in their report when the house looked like THIS? And it's pretty clear that it damaged his reputation so it should be a slam dunk, plus he has Rendazza on Speed dial.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
Catching up on the highlights, NIGGA, WHY DOES THE DOG LIVE IN THE BATHROOM?
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One of the transcript authors speculated that, in light of Nick keeping cocaine next to the prescription pills he stole from or was lent by his mom or whatever/his parents knowing about what was going on in the house but not doing anything, there might be some sort of generational dysfunction or mental illness going on. Having a "bathroom dog" would seem to confirm that theory.
 
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Trombonista said:
I've seen those Rockit apples at work, but I've never bought them. Given their size, I assume they were bought for the kids.
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Does that pix seem to have an embed date of 5-24-24 in the bottom tag AND the very top of the screenshot says "signal 2025 06 01"
RIGHT?

I recall addict told the court that his parents cleaned the house after his arrest. Now I understand why they did not hire a cleaning crew with all that money.
 
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Yes, I can believe that this is accurate.
I can believe that this is how the house looks right now. You want to tell us something, Nicky? You've been raided again and this is how the pictures were taken by cops?

On a serious note, God, this man is one of the biggest bullshit artists I've ever seen and he can't even make this believable? Not even clips without any people in the frame, just those static pictures? He's pathetic. Anybody who buys this bullshit is pathetic.
 
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Looseleaf Paper said:
I think it is pretty clear that the next line of attack is to sue The Candyoshi county police for defamation. I mean, how could they really say the terrible things they did in their report when the house looked like THIS? And it's pretty clear that it damaged his reputation so it should be a slam dunk, plus he has Rendazza on Speed dial.
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Normally I'd say this is the most retarded idea this side of Russell Greer, but a manchild doesn't get awarded two LOTY's without pushing into new realms of retardation.
 
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