Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
Caught up via highlights. All I can say is man. I would confine my puppy in a small area of my place when I was out until he was older and more house broken. But in the bathroom where you bathe with poopy puppy pads after you had a dog for awhile? Just nasty.

He’s also clearly mixing in arrest and CPS photos
 
He has flexible morals where he will let his kids walk in front of the camera. He will show the bathroom drugs, but not his bedroom. He gives away the cuck fridge nightstand but will never show it on his stream.

He will gladly talk about or profit from the private lives of other people, but if you talk about his... well you are a pedophile psychopath with an obsessive personality.

He admitted that he stuffs all the useless shit he buys in his bedroom but that he 'doesn't do that anymore' (because he can't afford to lol).

That bedroom was probably trashed, just like how he wouldn't show the cuck fridge 'because you can see it on Meltons show' because he was aware the issue wasnt that the fridge existed but where it was and all the shit atop it.
 
I love how Nick read only 1/10th of the transcripts, showed EXIF data of one out of dozens of photos, seethed because people didn't instantly vindicate him and then quit the stream.

Now we have multiple witnesses to the bodycam in contention as to the allegations made by a subject of it. Nick himself tweeted that there is public speculation as to the bodycam footage. This could be a powerful legal avenue for Hardin.
 
Did Rekieta ever explain why he had five kids? How does someone who wanted to party and swing get talked into five kids? Did Kayla bully him into it? If that’s the case though why does it seem like she’s taking a ton of medication and it looks like the house is hard to manage.

Is it a drug den? No (although I’m sure there room is one) but it looks like they are overwhelmed constantly and need more than two adults to run that home.
I thought that would be obvious, plastic is for NERDS and they both fuck like bunnies. I'm surprised they don't have more kids, not like he cares about raising them anyways. Hell, I was half-expecting a bastard child of Aaron to come from this polycule, just imagine how much that would make Nick seethe today.
It hit me pretty hard even though I barely knew her. Tô know sunny is locked day and night in a tiny bathroom and probably dreams of someone opening the door to him, to probably be kicked aside when they rummage the bathroom for drugs or being even hurt for barking and scratching the door and bothering Nick, it breaks my heart.
I hope he either escapes or gets donated or sent away by Nick and that he doesn't fucking kill or hurt him in a fit of whippets induced rage.
*sigh*
I knew someone who kept a dog like that in the bathroom. It was only once, since their apartment was tiny and they didn't know what else to do with it when they were gone. Soon, they figured that the family couldn't take care of it in their current environment so they sold it to a dog handler with a big open ranch and as far as I know, there was no malice involved and the dog lived the rest of her life happily afterwards. What is Nick's excuse? I can only imagine spending one afternoon locked in a bathroom like this, let alone living most of it's life there. Even piggertits supposedly treats his cats better in his mexican tin shack, and his idea of taking care of them involves leaving a mountain of food and letting them figure the rest out.
 
Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places. For them are the catacombs of the Tranch, and the carven mausolea of the nightmare countries. They climb to the moonlit towers of ruined Merida shacks, and falter down black cobwebbed steps beneath the scattered stones of forgotten cities in Asia. The haunted wood and the desolate mountain are their shrines, and they linger around the sinister monoliths on uninhabited islands. But the true epicure in the terrible, to whom a new thrill of unutterable ghastliness is the chief end and justification of existence, esteems most of all the ancient, lonely crackhouses of backwoods Minnesota; for there the dark elements of strength, solitude, grotesqueness, and ignorance combine to form the perfection of the hideous.
Most horrible of all sights are the large hoarder houses remote from travelled ways, usually squatted upon some damp, grassy slope or leaning against some gigantic outcropping of rock. Two years and more they have leaned or squatted there, while the vines have crawled and the trees have swelled and spread. They are almost hidden now in lawless luxuriances of green and guardian shrouds of shadow; but the small-paned windows still stare shockingly, as if blinking through a lethal stupor which wards off madness by dulling the memory of unutterable things.
In such houses have dwelt polycules of strange people, whose like the world has never seen. Seized with a gloomy and fanatical hedonism which exiled them from their kind, they sought the wilderness for freedom. There the scions of a Petrofac fortune indeed flourished free from the restrictions of their fellows, but cowered in an appalling slavery to the dismal phantasms of their own minds. Divorced from the enlightenment of civilisation, the strength of these cucks turned into singular channels; and in their isolation, morbid self-gratification, and struggle for life with relentless Kiwi, there came to them dark furtive traits from the prehistoric depths of their cold Polish heritage. By necessity impractical and by philosophy libertine, these folk were not beautiful in their sins. Erring as all mortals must, they were forced by their rigid code to seek exhibitionism above all else; so that they came to use less and less taste in what they exhibited. Only the silent, sleepy, staring houses in the backwoods can tell all that has lain hidden since the early days; and they are not communicative, being loath to shake off the drowsiness which helps them forget. Sometimes one feels that it would be merciful to tear down these houses, for they must often dream.
 
2. The powder room without a shower or bath, where a safe was found on the main level with a baggie hanging out, is one of these rooms - I assume there is a powder room on each floor.
Excuse me, NERDS...it is called the powder room, so that is where you keep the powder. Duh!

In the documentary recreation, it needs to be quote from the book of Exodus
How about modified Psalm 23:5 - My Cope Runneth Over

You know, some of us do spend time away from here
Wait, what..?
 
Did Rekieta ever explain why he had five kids? How does someone who wanted to party and swing get talked into five kids? Did Kayla bully him into it? If that’s the case though why does it seem like she’s taking a ton of medication and it looks like the house is hard to manage.

I suspect that it was originally Kayla who wanted to LARP as a trad Christian. Women like her are somewhat common. They want to stand out and be superior to their peers, so they pump out children like bunnies and “homeschool” them but after a few years, they realize they’re not cut out for it so they divorce, or take up a Xanax addiction, etc.

I think Nick was generally happy to follow along and LARP as well, but as soon as Kayla started fading, his true hedonistic nature came out and Kayla latched on to that as a way to escape the life she created for herself.
 
Did Rekieta ever explain why he had five kids? How does someone who wanted to party and swing get talked into five kids? Did Kayla bully him into it?
The most plausible theory imo is that a respectable career and a healthy family to carry the family legacy was a requirement for family money be it from his grandfather, parents, whomever. These types of stipulations aren't uncommon in families with generational wealth who don't want their kids to be drug addicted degenerate fuck ups like Nick Rekieta. He often chaffed at other people's expectations and judgement. He was happy he no longer had to live how other people thought he should when he blew up with the Depp trial and got his own money.
 
would have been no big deal for the Rekeitas to schedule regular cleanings, then make sure their drug paraphernalia and dildos and such were stowed in a drawer before the cleaners came. Privacy concerns are just balderdash; you know exactly when the cleaners are coming, and you can hold off from diddling yourself and snorting lines for two hours a few times a month.
Actually it would be a huge deal, did you see the mountains of clutter and crap? More work getting space accessible to clean than the actual cleaning

When I was a teen my working parents had a once a week cleaner, my mom was up till midnight the night before getting the house “ready” for cleaning which I thought was crazy. Why was she cleaning before the cleaners came!?!? (As an adult I understand but I was 15)

They were to drugged out, degenerate and the house too trashed to even have a house keeper come in. Nothing like the house keeper showing up at 8 am and all your coke and dildos are laying around and everybody in the house is asleep and piles of crap, trash and clothes everywhere. No point.

It wouldn’t surprise me if they hired an “organizer” to come in after the CPS removal to sort the house for them, not that they would maintain it. Yes, they do have services for people to organize their homes. I’m sure mama and papa Reikita would bankroll it, then hire a weekly cleaning service.

I also wanted to mention that the Rekeita’s are not disciplined or organized enough to run a household with five kids. I grew up around some large families and anything with 4 or more kids were run with military discipline because that’s what it takes to keep a functioning, clean household with lots of kids. The older kids do help with chores and younger siblings, kids grow up learning to chip in as soon as they are able but there is a real structure in place for them to learn how the household is run. (Monday: laundry and floors Tuesday: Bathrooms, etc…this was in addition to making beds every morning and bedroom inspections before bed. These households were well oiled machines.

Nick and Kayla can’t look after themselves, how can you expect them to run a household with five kids? The drugs and nanny leaving probably took it from messy, barely controlled chaos to absolute unlivable shitshow.

Also, I now think these kids got an absolute terrible education regardless of what Nick tries to claim. Homeschool can be better than public education IF the parents are organized, smart and dedicated. Unfortunately a lot of dirtbags “homeschool” because they can’t get up at 6 am, don’t want mandated reporters to see their kids or want to severely limit their children’s exposure to the world. (We know how much Nick needs to control the narrative, so imagine how he inflicts his narrative on the kids.)

I believe Nick wants to limit their education so he can maintain control over his little piggy banks.

If you are a narc control freak and have a family trust it’s best if your kids, who will inherit a stake in it, are uneducated and need to rely on you because they don’t understand math, financial information and lack independent living skills. It means Nick gets to control the purse strings and their lives. He’s a weird control freak and making sure his kids are naive bumpkins ensures he maintain control over them.

A guy with the type of money Nick has should be sending his kids to good private schools, taking cool learning vacations to Europe or Asia, sending them to science camps, etc... Nick sequestering his large family in a remote MN town where they are ineptly homeschooled by nice local moms and the most cultural exposure they get are trips to Minneapolis for some show choir performance is fucking weird. He is purposely ensuring they are unprepared for the real world and will have no idea how to handle wealth they will inherit one day.

Unless his coke and booze binges were his attempt to show his kids first hand how to handle a big influx of money mom and dad don’t control. Nick’s first experience earning money on his own resulted in drug addiction, vacation to sex clubs, ruining his marriage, a rustang and arrest.
 
These types of stipulations aren't uncommon in families with generational wealth who don't want their kids to be drug addicted degenerate fuck ups like Nick Rekieta.
If this is the situation it makes it doubly baffling how hard Bob and Celeste are sweeping it up. Did they teach Rackets the technique of stuffing the dirty laundry under the furniture to hide it?
 
I love how Nick read only 1/10th of the transcripts, showed EXIF data of one out of dozens of photos, seethed because people didn't instantly vindicate him and then quit the stream.

Now we have multiple witnesses to the bodycam in contention as to the allegations made by a subject of it. Nick himself tweeted that there is public speculation as to the bodycam footage. This could be a powerful legal avenue for Hardin.
Kiwiprudes are just angry because he dispelled all the rumors flawlessly. Nevermind that it only showed him in bad light by more or less confirming the transcripts were true, all part of the 4D balldo chess plan that Johm Potter and the nerd farms can't comprehend!
 
Nick is all about transgression and fucking with people’s boundaries.

Now granted, while the number of WEIRD pedo coincidences is alarming, and Nick talks more about little kids private parts than most pedos, I don’t think he’s a pedophile.

He’d fuck a kid, sure, but he’d do it because he gets off to transgression and being a degen, not because he gets off to kids.
I’ve been thinking this, too, although I’d go so far as to say there seems to be a degradation/corruption theme running through his milestones. He’s got contempt for purity as a general concept. He derides Josh as a virgin. He scoffs at Aaron for not going enough coke. His psyche can’t even seem to tolerate an unblemished countertop without chaotically scattering detritus across it. To him, this is proper.
He didn’t turn April into an addict, he “taught” April about molly etc. Sick bastard.
 
Body Cam Stream - Rekieta Notables

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TLDR:
Two and a half hours of mostly cope, but also some credible evidence from cop pics of the home. He was alternately repentful and resentful, interrupted first by something undefined and later by a concerned family member. Nick's struggle over tech was lengthy to prove the metadata for the pics. Unleashed vitriol on "Momma K" (unclear if it's the real person) toward the end. Did he prove that the home wasn't as bad as we thought? Maybe, but many questions remain. He's as indignant as ever. At the end, he was raided by Viva and Barnes (I didn't track viewership at that point). His demeanor was fairly nervous and jittery throughout.
  • Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1300
  • Supertips (approx): No idea. I was tired. There were many.
  • Breaks/Interruptions: Two and both seem notable
- Wanted to stream at 3 PM, but had to go to a graduation party. (How did he not know about this beforehand?)

- Said he was not sure he wanted to do the stream.

- Calls Null a woman and that he has no "legal basis" for the bodycam. "There are parts of my life that should remain private"; "The law said it should be kept private."

- Mocked the recaps from the women who wrote up "stories" that are "horrible". Sarcastically mocked the "squalor and filth" that his kids lived in; he doesn't know why people are obsessed with the bodycam. Calls it "tard rage".

- He mocked someone who joked that they were watching the stream to see the "cuck fridge"; he seemed to resent the comment. (Um, dude, you made it a joke and sent it to Vegas for Hackamania.)

- He was asked if he was about to cry. He said, "I don't think so."

- He abruptly left the stream. This lasted from 7:57 - 29:20. During the pause, Supertips played automatically. Nick, offscreen, rang in with, "I am dealing with something at the moment. I'll be right back. Calm your tits."

- Returns with a remark that he had a "personal conversation that needed to happen before this show could go on. So that happened."

- He does not believe that "the transcripts are accurate." He will not let people "slather" over pics of his kids, show bedrooms, etc.

- Said the cops' pics are "not as bad as I remember it"; "I thought it was worse based on his memory."

- Denies that April lived in the home but said she spent lots of time there and doesn't care anymore if people think she lived there.

- Says that people "absolutely" want to see his kids in the body cam.

- Implores people to judge for themselves.

- Calls the Farms (unnamed) "weirdos" and says we want to see his kids; "they're [kids] part of lots of people's imagination."

- Brought up the Farms notes. Admits the cops were kind to his kids. Branca joined the chat at some point.
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- Says it was the EIGHT-YEAR-OLD (the coked one... this poor kid) who answered the door to the home (NOT the six-year-old as has been widely reported).

- Calls the cops "dumb" for saying it was concerning that the daughter refused to answer the door. (Um, who said that? No one.) Defensively said, "I read all the comments all the time," which is how he knows people were mocking his daughter.

- Long pause as he tried to organize the pics in real time because he didn't do it prior.

- Started the micro-peen counter (as if anyone gives 2 fucks).

- Mocked the accusation that there was no floor to be seen while showing the dining/kitchen area:
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- Explained that "it was laundry day," accounting for this. Doesn't care about not cleaning the kitchen the night before: "Sorry."
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- Someone demanded metadata on the pics; he wasn't sure how to find that information; he asked chat for help. This caused a lengthy and very painful delay before showing this as evidence. About 47:00 - 57:30.

- Asked if this was sufficient; he was exasperated that people are never satisfied:
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- Admitted that people have a good reason to be angry at him, but that this information isn't for anyone.

- Admits that he's the one who is primarily responsible for this situation and getting arrested.

- He doesn't understand why people think it's weird that he was doing drugs; says he wasn't trying to "hide it".

- Sweepers sweeping:
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- Banned or deleted a. comment. Said "goodbye" to them. I think it was this one that BG posted upthread.
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- Admits he was "offput" during the arrest and that the scene was "heartbreaking".

- Mocks the Farm's notes of his office pointing out the floor.
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- Says he keeps the bottles (upper right) for art projects Kayla wants to do. It's 7 years' worth of bottles.

- Responds to Spectre about the toilet paper, saying he needs to blow his nose.

- Said that he watched PrettyAntisocial's show yesterday, which went over the Farm's notes. He says that he sent them some of these pics. He was reinforced by their chat when they said the house wasn't that bad.

- Denies that his parents came to clean the home, but then said they helped clean up because he was arrested. They were "hanging out" and "it was surreal".

- Ooof.
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He responded with "that's disgusting."

- Said that the nanny's job (the real one) was not to clean the home. She would sometimes do the dishes.

- Says the brown bottles wrapped in tissue were expensive whiskey, $1500/ea, that a fan sent him.

- Skips over the conversation with Pomplun from the notes. Stands by what he said to the cops about gonorrhea.

- Addresses the constitutional issue and April (Miranda). Says that she did fuck up by talking but then says the cops fucked up.

- April did not "sleep there that night" because she'd never been to sleep that night. (It's bizarre to me that he doesn't understand how that's a problem.)

- Says April wasn't charged due to a clerical error; he thinks they wanted her to "roll and talk," but she did not.

- Discusses the kitty named Button and mentions that the cat's brother is named Lion. Explains the fort-making cushions. Points out the musical instruments. He's clearly annoyed that the kids don't pick up after themselves. "I see the floor!!" Says the pics are "better than normal."
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- Mocked the "qualor and filth". Said that no adults in the Rekietas' real lives knew about any squalor. "This is the horror scene!"

- Showed the "locked bathroom" and "ensuite" where the safe was under the counter; not "accessible to them [the kids] at any point."
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(It's the portable safe.)

- Called someone in chat a "dumb bitch" for casting doubt about the date of thes pics.

- Interrupted at around 1:27:00. Based on eye level, it may be a kid. Left the screen for a few minutes.
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- Says that the cops opened the safe in the driveway but then brought the drug contents into the bathroom. That's where they (supposedly) touched his daughter's head. He did not show that pic.
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- "My house wasn't filthy and moldy!"

- Shows the bullet plant that came from Amazon and was a gift from Kayla. Says he's never owned a 22.
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- Rages at Josh Moon and how he "always gets stuff wrong".

- Mocks the allegation that his family has "bought out" the County.

- Goes over the druks and "KKK"
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- Clothing closet that the "kids share". Later, says the racks are from when KidsRUs went out of business, and Kayla's aunt, who apparently had a business.
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- Calls "Momma K" (in chat, real or not) a "scum bitch" and a "psychopath" and a string of other epithets.

- Rants that he never wanted to do this shit and he was forced into it.

- Says Josh Moon, "paid people to lie". "He wants to see my kids suffering," Tells Null to leave his kids alone.

- Ranted about the shower in the SECOND house. Admitted he didn't care to go over and clean it. "People don't give a shit" about that stuff due to the hard water in the area. Brags about selling the home very quickly.

- Says he would show the guns, but can't due to YT TOS. He doesn't want to get flagged; Blah blah blah about guns (sorry, not my thing; I lost concentration).

- Pic of the drugs being weighed back at the police station.
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- Won't show any screenshots from the bodycam due to the legal issues with Josh. He seemed rattled.

- Shows the "LEGO display room". Mentions the socks on the left and the mini play-kitchen for the kids. Younger cousins still play with it.
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- Says he misses babies.

- Shat on Tookie (Dabbleverse) for reasons I don't understand/haven't followed. Said to Tookie: "You need someone to help you."

- Explains that the downstairs kitchen (where the kids are) was full of food.
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- Back to the family room. Discussed what his kids do in here (coding, etc.).
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- He wants to fix up the library. It's "on his list."
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- Shows the dog poop and officer (in the reflection) pic:
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- Admits that HE is an overbuyer who spends money on whatever he wants, but says they're not hoarders.

- Jokes that Sunny the dog is fine. She's constrained so she doesn't run around the house. "I don't know what to say!"
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- Sunroom. (No one cared.)
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- Refused to answer questions about why Kayla was asleep at 9 AM with 5 kids. "Fuck you!".

- He weirdly conflates Null's post about rumors of domestic abuse being about something the cops said on the bodycam. (I don't recall Null's post on those rumors saying anything about the bodycam.)

- "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" about taking accountability for the April issue.

- Admits HE doesn't clean up, and HIS spaces are even more cluttered than anywhere else in the home.

- Loops back to Momma K and implies that it's a 'her' issue due to her past traumas. "Lying about the conditions of my house suggests that I was abusing my kids is disgusting... you filthy bitch."

- Bitterly ends with "thanks for invading my privacy."

- He says that he's trying to get his channel back on track. (Oh, really?)

- He asks people to watch the Karen Read trial and to hit 'like'.

I caught these at the end as the Drunk Lawyer song came on. Ever the fighter:
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... About his kids:
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Edit: Clarifications & punctuation.
 
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