Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
Nick started streaming late at 8:18 a.m. disheveled and lethargic. The "Micro Peen" counter is from the previous stream.
"Lawyer from a small firm in Minnesota"
Nick knows he's not legible to legally practice law anymore, right? Yet another lie to add to the pile. Even if he could, who in the world would hire him now?
Imagine only breaking 1k because you're literally airing your dirty laundry and then its back to DSP numbers.
If he was smart, he would put up a 900$ goal to buy his kids McDonalds. At least then something good would come out of his streams.
 
"Lawyer from a small firm in Minnesota"
Nick knows he's not legible to legally practice law anymore, right? Yet another lie to add to the pile. Even if he could, who in the world would hire him now?

If he was smart, he would put up a 900$ goal to buy his kids McDonalds. At least then something good would come out of his streams.
It would probably be the most nutritious and filling meal they've had in a year.
 
I suspect that it was originally Kayla who wanted to LARP as a trad Christian. Women like her are somewhat common. They want to stand out and be superior to their peers, so they pump out children like bunnies and “homeschool” them but after a few years, they realize they’re not cut out for it so they divorce, or take up a Xanax addiction, etc.

I think Nick was generally happy to follow along and LARP as well, but as soon as Kayla started fading, his true hedonistic nature came out and Kayla latched on to that as a way to escape the life she created for herself.
Im more of the belief that Nick pretended to be trad in order to satisfy his parents and not lose access to the trust fund. His pre streaming life was probably heavily subsidized by his family's wealth until he found an avenue to be free of influence. Once he had his own "fuck you" money it took less than two years to spiral into pure degeneracy and forsake every bit of Christian morality he claimed to have.

The part that infuriates me as a parent is the utter disregard for his children. Over and over you can tell he resents them and treats them as an inconvenience. Constantly ushering them away to be taken care of by others so he can satisfy his hedonistic desires. My world revolves around my child and whenever I send them to a grandparent's home for a weekend I just want to talk to them and make sure they are okay. I cant possibly understand how Nick can treat his kids like this or expose them to this as a fucking millionare.
 
I guarantee you this nigga took the photos yesterday. The coke photos are either him breaking probation or even better measuring out baking powder and larping it's coke.
I doubt that. These are probably the very day his parents cleaned the house up for him. It's probably back to being as bad as it was by now.
 
Im more of the belief that Nick pretended to be trad in order to satisfy his parents and not lose access to the trust fund. His pre streaming life was probably heavily subsidized by his family's wealth until he found an avenue to be free of influence. Once he had his own "fuck you" money it took less than two years to spiral into pure degeneracy and forsake every bit of Christian morality he claimed to have.
Would love to hear from someone who grew up with Nick. I think it would be fascinating. I'm not willing to count out a part of him getting fucked up from his rise to Internet fame but there's a ton of legit people who get much more famous and don't do stupid shit like exposing kids to cocaine.
 
Nick has gamified his lying.

And the bulk of his negative interaction with audiences boil down to people knowing that he is obviously lying, and attempting to prove that he is lying.

Nick lies all of the time. Nick lies about things that are easily disproven. Nick appears to engage in "Duper's Delight" when he lies and he thinks that you cannot prove otherwise.
 
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Fucker got the 400$ home alone house. He spent half a grand of the kids Christmas budget on a Lego for himself. Pretty classic Narc move.

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And like so much DSP, it is bought to sit in a closet ... I guess it's better than snorting the 400$ so I will unclutch my pearls.
 
Would love to hear from someone who grew up with Nick. I think it would be fascinating. I'm not willing to count out a part of him getting fucked up from his rise to Internet fame but there's a ton of legit people who get much more famous and don't do stupid shit like exposing kids to cocaine.
You could do an ama request in the subreddit for his college.
 
Fucker got the 400$ home alone house. He spent half a grand of the kids Christmas budget on a Lego for himself. Pretty classic Narc move.

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Didn't he say Our Wife likes these Lego sets? $430 for a Lego set nowadays is nothing.
A Lego set is worth over 8 KNUs. :really:

Those pedotips throughout the video were so retarded and gay. If anyone thought robotic TTS grift old Kino Casino style broke the flow, how about an AI voice of someone else?
Such garbage. Only faggot Diddleverse O&A/Cumia hanger-ons finds any entertainment in this drivel.
 
Would love to hear from someone who grew up with Nick. I think it would be fascinating. I'm not willing to count out a part of him getting fucked up from his rise to Internet fame but there's a ton of legit people who get much more famous and don't do stupid shit like exposing kids to cocaine.
If I were to psycho-fag this I'd say Nick has been in a state of arrest development for most of his adult life and experienced a healthy dose of youngest child syndrome.

Nick is a manipulative liar, he lies on impulse and lies about things that arent even importsnt. He claims to be opposionally defiant, and hes happy to be an asshole. He tends to deflect criticism and then retaliates with petty childish insults that dont address the actual issues. He ignores his problems and if that doesnt work he drinks them away. His final line of defense is to bluff his way through conflict and rage. Interestinly enough Nick will never disengage with a person once he has started fighting with them. He would rather drive them away with shit flinging rather than run away because his pride cant take the hit.

I dont know him personally but was a nightly viewer and fan from almost the beginning up until the cokestream before his arrest.
 
That's insane and asinine, people like Joe "Good Lawgic" who thinks it's okay for children to become the third parent because both adults (or all THREE of them in this case) were busy fucking each other should be mocked relentlessly.
A 17-year-old should be studying for university or going to classes to learn a trade, not looking after 4 kids while the adults strap each other to weird sex contraptions in the master bedbedroom.
He doesnt seem to understand why putting his oldest in the position where he has to protect the others from them is terrible. Personally I was in the exact same position and its not great if you want your children to love you. You either create broken dependant messes or a ruthless enemy.
 
Is it possible to find the weather forecast in Kandiyohi County on the exact date and time of arrest? Weather patterns could help match the outside environment to the photos.
Unfortunate to say but we don't have a clear view to the sky so a lot of "he will not divide us" shit can't apply here. We can't tell the time transition without clouds.

The seeming overcast in photos from the east side of the house not matching the sunny conditions that day is still too blurry to be conclusive, but a couple things about the sunroom photo on the west side of the house don't quite add up:

First, considering how there were at least nine KCSO officers and one MHP officer on scene, Nick described a whole "line of cop cars" passing him on the way to the raid, two more CPS workers and their vehicle(s) were brought to the scene within about an hour, and the Rekietas and April had at least 4 more vehicles that typically aren't all parked in the three garage stalls, you'd think that driveway would have been packed with vehicles, not to mention all the people that had been brought outside and all the personnel that were talking to them. Yet somehow, despite the sunroom photo's view through the window and the reflection on the TV showing quite a bit of the driveway area, it looks like a ghost town out there other than the headlight of a single truck? It would be very interesting to know @Tiki Bar Man 2's and Mama K's recollections of where all these vehicles and people were situated in relation to this layout:

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Secondly, while the shadows on the east side of the house look roughly consistent with the sun's position around 9:11 to 10:30 in May, the sunroom photo is a bit of an oddity, arguably more consistent with roughly early evening sometime in the following week, or possibly late afternoon if it relates to CPS visits sometime closer to solstice on June 20th:

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they're scheming on how to try and conclusively prove that the images are not from the day of the bodycam footage.
Wow, Nick, that was great! You just handed The Hardship the argument that you have waived privacy on a silver platter. Before this he had to rely on Barnes-Walker's fuckup in the motion for a Franks hearing where he quoted from and referred to the body cam footage. And he had to overcome the Barnes-Walker withdrawing the offered exhibits. While The Hardship could probably overcome that, it would be a lot of work.

But now? You gave him a free argument because you just couldn't shut the fuck up.

Not only does this unforced error hand over a waiver argument bolstering Plan A of getting at the court-filed exhibits and Plan B of getting all nine bodycams' footage to dispel widespread false rumors now exacerbated by intense public interest in Nick's misleading photos, it also hands over Plan C on a silver platter should the need arise: there are now two people with a viable defamation claim against him for alleging that they lied in the bodycam notes, there's a third person with a viable defamation claim against him for alleging payment of others to lie in their bodycam notes, and if any one of the three were to be willing to file suit thanks to all the crowdfunding that could surely be brought to bear, then it would be a trivial matter for their attorney to issue a subpoena to the Sheriff's office compelling production of complete copies of the bodycam footage that is indisputably relevant to proving why Nick knew full well that his defamatory allegations last night were false.

Obviously his attorney would fight tooth and nail for a protective order to keep those discovery materials under wraps for as long as humanly possible, but that has a definite time horizon if the plaintiff simply rejects any settlement offers, rejects any final Rule 68 offer of judgment, and shoves the whole damned thing through trial until the bodycam exhibits are unambiguously presented as evidence. Once they're presented as evidence (again) they automatically become public (again), and the Barneswalker wouldn't have any way to walk it back that time around.
 
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