Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Billy Bunter]

Dont

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Cutie loves to sing her feelings, maybe she could add some Wings to her repertoire...

Don't you dare bring Macca and Denny into this! As if.

You know what makes me happy? To think that Salard, the control freak, finally had his pile of shit come tumbling down.
Dude tried to control the beast, he tried to make sure she wouldn't do/say/film anything problematic and it all backfired so hard.
Long gone are the days of streaming just for one hour max, huh?

Turns out the scammer got scammed.

I wonder if we'll ever know what consequences Salah has to face.

 

[Gemmer]

Imagining Chantal going into Hedgehog Defensive Position™ like OPL inside burger king in Kuwait gave me a good chuckle.
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That's hella smart. Just imagine Chantal laying in that position and refusing to get up. How the hell are they going to manage to lift 500lbs of dead weight to chuck her in jail. What a hilarious situation.

 

[All About Particles]

That's hella smart. Just imagine Chantal laying in that position and refusing to get up. How the hell are they going to manage to lift 500lbs of dead weight to chuck her in jail. What a hilarious situation.

simple.
wait until it gets hungry.
shouldn't take long, you know...

 

[Bill Evans 45]

And I'm pretty sure she's kept some form of proof of Smee's address for her residence.

I would imagine that her mother's house is the address on Chantal's passport.
We know she doesn't care about what happens to Salah. He's outlived his usefulness to her. Chantal treats living things like fast food packaging and discards them once there is no more sauce to suck from them.
I don't think she's back in Canada yet. I think they spent the weekend holed up in the apartment, too frightened to go out in case they are picked up. If she does get to the airport, Salad needs to drop her off and head for the border. I'm sure he's managed to stash a fair amount (for him) of cash. Enough to stay away a while. We've seen how he was living when Chantal first arrived so he's used to slumming it.
I wonder how much his family know about the latest developments? It will be interesting to see if he goes crawling back to his friends for help.

ETA

Just imagine Chantal laying in that position

She would suffocate fairly quickly.

 

[anliteralidiot]

That's hella smart. Just imagine Chantal laying in that position and refusing to get up. How the hell are they going to manage to lift 500lbs of dead weight to chuck her in jail. What a hilarious situation.

Is be afraid of her dying like a beached whale, honestly. Her fat would crush her organs laying down on her back, or her front, and that's why she seals on her side.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

It’s all gone by so quickly but I was amused to see several pages back that Alaa knew what was going on. They must be the talk of the slums over there, I get the feeling Arab men gossip worse than teenage girls and can just picture them round the shisha gesticulating away. There may even be spontaneous dancing.

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead Gone, Indeed.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

If she has hurpled to Canada to escape the flabby arm of the law, I hope the first thing Salad does is turn Julia over to Paws Kuwait because that would be Really Funny

And then she would likely be shipped to a Western shelter for adoption, right? Because the idea of yet another street cat getting to the promised land before Salad manages it is DELIGHTFUL. I need more.

I get the feeling Arab men gossip worse than teenage girls

They do.

 

[Random Internet Person]

My bet: She'll probably post a vlog statement tonight with a blank wall as a background (her Aunt or mother's wall).

And then we wait until the Internet figures out where she is. While probably trying to set a new record in the dox speedrun.

 

[UsedUp]

This is is all perfect timing and may the Summer of 2025 bring lots of seething Chantals way. I'm positive just last week users were lamenting how boring Gorl World has become recently.

 

[Made In Wales]

An 'ode' to Foodie Beauty/Chantal for the Farms' enjoyment:

 

[LissaNewcarr]

An 'ode' to Foodie Beauty/Chantal for the Farms' enjoyment:

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this is art. if only it was cobes on vocals

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

simple.
wait until it gets hungry.
shouldn't take long, you know...

It's like getting a dog to comply by leaving a trail of snacks back into the house. Works every time.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Went to Canada: Loses access to Kuwait, Salah, Julia
Stayed in Kuwait: Forced to stay, in hiding, can't stream, can't earn money.

What a decision.

 

[-Jack-]

I'm curious what loyal beezers she's talking to, I know she has a couple on her whatsapp, Teardrop and tracey are both bed bound, poor deathfats, so they're of no help

 

[Sandy Peetz]

simple.
wait until it gets hungry.
shouldn't take long, you know...

Incoming plain wall or (plz) Car beeze. We all know she can't stay quite for too long, unless Shmee literally gags her (or doesn't let her take the car). She might pony up a bit of pocket money for chins, but we can't say for sure. If we don't see her before the week is out, then we can say the sandy feds got her.

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

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Cutie loves to sing her feelings, maybe she could add some Wings to her repertoire...

Bingo Wings.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

She is going to get even more shit if she can’t return to Kuwait and just abandons Julia.
Of course she will have been forced into that situation, but after abandoning BBJ and Sam by her own decision, and then calling Salah and Julia her ‘family’, DSP-style, she will be dragged across the coals for this too.
(I’m still thinking she never left Kuwait though, she is so stupid that she thinks she is right about this, Salah is good at talking her out of stuff like travel, which she already dreads because she is so massive now)

Also, how the hell is FFG supposed to win Chantal’s BBJ catch 22?
1. She has BBJ remain in ‘retirement’ - Chins demands proof she isn’t neglected, or dead.
2. She even dare post a community post pic of BBJ with today’s newspaper- not only would Chantal say it could be AI, but she would continue her line about FFG only using BBJ for clout, attention or money.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

P.S. Those of you excited for his Syrian army beeze it might be a while. Unless he has an older brother we are unaware of his status as the only male child in the family protects him from being enlisted. Not sure about deported but he’s not joining the frontlines regardless.

I could give a fuck about the Syrian Army. I just want Salah staring at the rubble of his homeland while retreating into sad and pathetic fantasies about snowboarding with his best friend Jim Carrey.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Also, how the hell is FFG supposed to win Chantal’s BBJ catch 22?
1. She has BBJ remain in ‘retirement’ - Chins demands proof she isn’t neglected, or dead.
2. She even dare post a community post pic of BBJ with today’s newspaper- not only would Chantal say it could be AI, but she would continue her line about FFG only using BBJ for clout, attention or money.

Chantal can never win the BBJ war, but I think FFG's current tactic is for the better.
She said she'll let us know when BBJ passes. That's it. No news is good news.

 

[Tiresome]

Also, how the hell is FFG supposed to win Chantal’s BBJ catch 22?

All she would have to do is follow the one and only rule that makes you not a lolcow: Shut the fuck up and do nothing.