"Current year" terms that piss you off

[Flaming Insignias]

This is not the peace that all true warriors strive for...

Enough, I wonder what's for dinner!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Enough, I wonder what's for dinner!

What about toast?

(it's what all toasters toast)

 

[Meth Dick]

Lefties can't meme and Zoomers can't meme. That's why the internet is still using memes Millennials and younger Gen X came up with over a decade ago.

It's fucking baffling to me that the generation raised entirely on the internet cannot into memes properly.
Touching grass is not only good for the soul, it's good for the memes too it seems

 

[Flaming Insignias]

What about toast?

(it's what all toasters toast)

Well, I hope you made lotsa spaghetti!

 

[BradeRunna]

It's fucking baffling to me that the generation raised entirely on the internet cannot into memes properly.
Touching grass is not only good for the soul, it's good for the memes too it seems

All Zoomers do is adopt the memes younger Gen X and Millennials came up with then pretending they made them. Look at Rick rolling. A few years back the Zoomers were Rick rolling each other and were pretending it was the greatest must funniest shit ever. Millennials were Rick Rolling each other in the late 2000's. Back when a lot of the Zoomers were still kids or shitting in diapers. Also the annoying trend of going to a comment section and typing "first". Again, Millennials were doing this in the mid and late 2000's. The Zoomer retards even managed to bring back shit like using the word psyche/syke like Millennials and younger Gen X did in the 90's. They even dug up the old diamond S that people used to draw in the 90's. The Zoomers have no culture of their own and what they do have is absolute fucking trash.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Like @Anonymous said, "crashing out" sounds like collapsing or zonking out, not going nuts. More "Zoomer" slang from "social media"...



The term "influencer" sounds cyberpunk dystopia. The "unthinking majority" can be influenced by "influencers" on "social media" who seek to be "internet famous" while at it.

I miss when being famous on the internets was normally seen as a joke. Back when the internet was a novelty.

We're getting old. It's alright amigo.

 

[Meth Dick]

All Zoomers do is adopt the memes younger Gen X and Millennials came up with then pretending they made them. Look at Rick rolling. A few years back the Zoomers were Rick rolling each other and were pretending it was the greatest must funniest shit ever. Millennials were Rick Rolling each other in the late 2000's. Back when a lot of the Zoomers were still kids or shitting in diapers. Also the annoying trend of going to a comment section and typing "first". Again, Millennials were doing this in the mid and late 2000's. The Zoomer retards even managed to bring back shit like using the word psyche/syke like Millennials and younger Gen X did in the 90's. They even dug up the old diamond S that people used to draw in the 90's. The Zoomers have no culture of their own and what they do have is absolute fucking trash.

The true question is can zoomers prevail where millennials failed and make "fetch" a thing?

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

how about you "fetch" this dick in your hand lmao gottem

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It is like knowledge, but different somehow.

It’s beyond retarded for its own sake

SJWs are pushing to make "traditional knowledge" of "iIndigenous" peoples the subject of "indigenous intellectual property" in perpetuity -- if they haven't already done so.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

It's fucking baffling to me that the generation raised entirely on the internet cannot into memes properly.
Touching grass is not only good for the soul, it's good for the memes too it seems

On this note, "touch grass" has overstayed its welcome for me. The irony of using a trendy internet insult to say that someone is spending too much time on the internet is entertaining in its own way, though.

 

[Itchy Hemorrhoids]

Ways of knowing"
as in "Indigenous ways of knowing." It is like knowledge, but different somehow.

It is different because it’s animal worship Stone Age nonsense, not knowledge.

Look at Rick rolling.

Not to mention it’s a song from the late 80s.

 

[Meth Dick]

how about you "fetch" this dick in your hand lmao gottem

Touché.

On this note, "touch grass" has overstayed its welcome for me. The irony of using a trendy internet insult to say that someone is spending too much time on the internet is entertaining in its own way, though.

I know. It's a shame it was so overused to the point of exhaustion. It was a decent jab.
Zoomers actually strike gold once in a blue moon. The problem is they keep striking it until there's nothing left of it. Example "We got *insert thing here* before we got GTA 6" I saw a comment saying "we got the GTA 6 trailer before GTA 6" and I chuckled. Then I was horrified at the idea that it wasn't ironic at all.

It's high time I pay the thread tax so I'm throwing in "Solidarity"
I'm gonna lose my fucking vision at how hard I roll my eyes at people using that term. The recent molotoving at Boulder during the "walk for jews" thing or whatever the fuck it was was deplorable. As much as I don't like niggers I'm not going to applaud someone like Dylan Roof for shooting up a church full of old people that aren't part of the problem. HOWEVER, hearing the news about an "attack on people walking in "solidarity" with the Jew hostages made me not care so much.
A fucking stroll down the side walk is somehow in solidarity with people kept hostage by rapist murderous ragheads? In what world? All this "solidarity" bullshit is an empty fucking platitude by bleeding heart shitbags that don't actually want to help but want the image that they are helping. How a protest or march or sit in or whatever fucking nonsense they pull in the US is going to help a middle eastern shithole that's been bombing and being bombed for decades I'll never know. But I guess actually putting feet to solid ground in the comfort of your home country away from all the problems you pretend to give a shit about in a country you can't even point out on a map is more than just changing your fucking twitter name to include a fist emoji, Ukraine/Palestinian flag, watermelon emoji, etc and saying

not really though it's all the same empty platitudes and wanting ass pats for doing nothing while pretending you're brave for doing so.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

toxic

As used by SJWs it means "wrongthink" (dissent) that gives them the "Prickly-Wicklies" -- such as "toxic masculinity" -- or maybe that which shows how "woke" beliefs are BS.

For example, the biological fact that a man can never be a woman can be seen as "toxic" to SJWs who think there's over 9000 "genders".

The Umbrella Part 3 - "YWNBAW" betrays a toxic & deterministic worldview (Trans Discourse) | TGT​

- SJWs on YT

 

[BradeRunna]

The true question is can zoomers prevail where millennials failed and make "fetch" a thing?

No idea since I'm not a Zoomer. I have no idea what that even is.

I do know this. Zoomers are currently ruining the "ok Boomer" meme. Millennials used it when Boomers said stupid Boomer shit. Zoomers just use it whenever someone older than them says something to them about their stupid shit. Like a Millennial would have said it to someone older than them if they said something like "can't you get a better job than (enter low paying service job here)" or "I hit the bricks to find a job". They would respond with ok Boomer. Zoomers just do it all wrong.

 

[Meth Dick]

No idea since I'm not a Zoomer. I have no idea what that even is.

I do know this. Zoomers are currently ruining the "ok Boomer" meme. Millennials used it when Boomers said stupid Boomer shit. Zoomers just use it whenever someone older than them says something to them about their stupid shit. Like a Millennial would have said it to someone older than them if they said something like "can't you get a better job than (enter low paying service job here)" or "I hit the bricks to find a job". They would respond with ok Boomer. Zoomers just do it all wrong.

Now you're just sounding like a salty boomer bruh

 

[Pine Tar]

I hate what they’ve done to the word empathy.

Normal people: Empathy is the ability to understand and share the feelings of others

Stupid fucking commie “people”: Empathy is a bludgeon I use to force people to accept my gay retarded beliefs or else

 

[BigBadBastich]

It's fucking baffling to me that the generation raised entirely on the internet cannot into memes properly.
Touching grass is not only good for the soul, it's good for the memes too it seems

Because they can consume media, not create. Which is sad because the artistic works and expression of earlier generations are supposed to inspire the old. Imagine if young adults in the 1960s and 1970s decided not to try anything and you have all the movies and television or books of that era being nonexistent. Imagine if Tolkien learned nothing from WW1 or his time studying languages and myth.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT [X]

 

[Lone Star]

Going to preemptively say "Concern Trolling" which I feel is gonna get driven into the ground.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

misogyny, sexism

The term "sexism" was used before Current Year, but it's used a lot more in Clown World. Before it seems that it usually meant being a dick to gals. Now it seems to mean any "wrongthink" of women ("women" as used in a reverent and collectivist tone by SJWs there) -- or acknowledging the reality that sex "gender" differences do not magically stop at those chromosomes and genitals. It can also be conflated with "misogyny" (which used to reasonably mean "hatred of women") as well, which can result in idiotic terms like "benevolent misogyny" or "unconscious misogyny" and the like. But of course men and women being different being "problematic" doesn't matter when "transgender" is concerned.