Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 61 23.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.6%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 79 30.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 29 11.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 83 32.4%

  • Total voters
    256
Nick confides in a prostitute that looks vaguely like april but with big fake tits that Nick's family were the only ones that reported him and not for drugs, but for "what they perceived as moral failings" (so the swinging, possibly)

I'm almost certain the arrest mentions the pastor and church locals stating that Nick's kids were stinky and he was driving while high
Look at the smile on his face in the thumbnail. LOL. He looks like someone who hasn't been legitimately happy in years and that makes it all worse.

I love it when Warski zooms in on Cokey's face, PPP makes a comment, and Warski giggles like a tarded schoolgirl. Andy's childlike brain makes him endearing at times.
 
Nick showing off his “best dad in the universe” tumbler without a hint of shame or self awareness makes me a little mad on the internet.

Does his hole-filled brain think he’s really a great dad, with his kids living in filth, exposed to drugs and debauchery, and everything would be fine if those darned Scandinavian prudes had just minded their own business?

Absolutely vile. I can’t believe I ever thought this guy was on the level.
 
Nick claims he was on molly "all the time" and the first time he met Aaron he licked his face

When Aaron rightfully asked "what are you doing?" Nick said "licking your face" like some retarded autist with random access humor and no sense of boundaries

That just makes Nick seem way more gay than he already seemed. And "I was on molly" doesn't explain licking a man on first meeting him.
 
I know this thread moves at lightning speed the past few days but people really need to slow down and think about what the post for more than 5 seconds before they post. I actually really like Podawful but it is transparently obvious that Jesse would have fake AI footage and pictures, the entire point was to make Nick angry and get him to argue with it, ESPECIALLY since Nick already argued with the AI Keanu voice on livestream. Jesse knew that Nick would be on the BYB podcast, probably why he did this live at the same time, to see if he could get Nick to freak out. Also, Jesse is making fun of people who actually believed him that he would get real footage, come on guys.

He has tons of good content, but people also forget that he went to Ralph's house years ago on the KC stream and delivered diapers live. He also got some crackhead to put an inflatable cow in the back of Juju's pickup truck.
He also got an autist to visit Ralphs wrasslin' venue prior to the event and hide papers in the toilet so they could serve Ralph
 
so they wouldn't suspect the dog was also being neglected?
It's darkly humorous to me that nick is such an asocial autistic alien freak that he just non -chalantly shows off making his little pug live in a world of shit, its own shit its owners shit probably also rat shit just making eye contact with and maybe lazily petting the dog while shitting in front of it and thinking "ah yes sir I am normal human of wealthy means confining my dog to the shit cistern" and when confronted the issue he thinks is the dog isn't confined and trapped enough with even less hope of escaping his fecal hell. Don't worry officer now the dog for sure will have to live in the shit look I repurposed some prude incel verse about being gay and cherishing children and the vulnerable as a barrier to make sure the dog will live and die in my bathroom with no natural sunlight
 
Oh God. She's interested in setting up a YouTube channel and talking about needing to find a community. I like this woman, but I hope she doesn't manage to become integrated with the sektursphere, for her own benefit. She's so nice and nothing good can come from prolonged interaction.
Is there someone in here that follows the JFG stuff? From what little I've seen of them, The Real Housewives of Alberta seem like nice ladies too. They have a shared interest in seeking justice against the monstrous ghouls of Da Sektur.
 
The shit so boring. Quad father is a faggot. The only good part is when Rekieta is unsure weather on not Pod Awful showed genuine footage or not. The cope is pathetic by the way.
I like at the end when the British dude just started to lightly shit on Balldo and Quadfaggot immediately shut down the stream in the middle of him talking

also Quadfaggot looks like he could be Balldos brother with aids
 
I like at the end when the British dude just started to lightly shit on Balldo and Quadfaggot immediately shut down the stream in the middle of him talking

also Quadfaggot looks like he could be Balldos brother with aids
Them fags are to bitch made to even slightly press someone that is bigger than them on the net. The only part worth watching/clippinhg is the part that Pod Awful watched in his show. Nicks reaction is very interesting because he has no idea whats going on and starts freaking out a little bit. He threatened to sue everyone over leaked body cam footage. What a fag
 
Nick confides in a prostitute...
The first 15 seconds of this clip are brilliant. The pure jubilation he explodes with at getting to yes-and "family sucks" to a whore only for him to glance quite obviously off-screen left and return to the camera with pure guilt in his eyes as he stares at the ground uttering a pitiful "I mean.. " correction towards false somberness.
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The weight of his lies is palpable.
 
The first 15 seconds of this clip are brilliant. The pure jubilation he explodes with at getting to yes-and "family sucks" to a whore only for him to glance quite obviously off-screen left and return to the camera with pure guilt in his eyes as he stares at the ground uttering a pitiful "I mean.. " correction towards false somberness.
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The weight of his lies is palpable.
I hate when shit pops off when I'm busy. Love that Joker painting though. Really makes every screen shot of him pop.
 
I was working on putting some faces to the officers in the raid, hoping to figure out who mirror guy is.
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While going through the Kandiyohi Sherrif’s Facebook page, I noticed this guy who joined in July 2023 who bears some resemblance.
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While I don’t really want to dig into a cops life, he was tagged in the comments. His name is Isaiah Michael. Looking at his pics, I can’t rule him out. I’ve attached a few. Apologies for the weird crops, but I didn’t want to include his family.
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The mirror pic is so blurry it’s really hard for me to be confident about it. But interestingly, if it were the case that this is mirror guy, it’s worth noting that Isaiah Michael wasn’t there the day of the raid.
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I haven’t found all their faces yet. But the only bald one I could find so far was Ardoff, and he doesn’t look like mirror guy in my opinion.

Edit: actually, does anyone know if that list includes everyone on the scene?
Edit 2: the report refers to unnamed deputies searching for evidence. So he very well may have been there actually. So perhaps not much more to gleen from this.
 
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He's also saying the large bag on the scale would last him, April, and our wife about 3-4 days.
Nick's plug must have been cutting the shit out of it. 4-5 grams a day per person

The bag was 18.96g. That's ~1.5-2g per person per day.

This supports Aaron's claim that there was a much bigger amount of drugs around. A week's supply would have been 30-40g. Nick probably got lucky.

If the price of a gram is somewhere in the $100-200 range, that would support Coomalot's claim of 20k per month on drugs.

Grok, how much does cocaine cost in Minnesota?
Estimated Range for Minneapolis: Based on national trends and urban market dynamics, a gram of cocaine in Minneapolis likely costs $80 to $150.

So that's about 10k/month at the low end of consumption and price, 24k at the high end of both.
 
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So you're telling me this banal sign with the Psalms verse written on it was specifically relocated and installed by someone in the Rekieta house just to save some face for CPS so they wouldn't suspect the dog was also being neglected? Uh-mazin.
Great point, That hadn't even occurred to me but it makes a lot of sense.

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Mama K was pretty insistent that the dog door on the dog's master bathroom jail cell changed from a pet/toddler gate (in the bodycam) to the wooden thing with the Bible verse (in Nick's photo).

You're right, if what Nick released are really CPS photos taken on a different day, it might have been his attempt to make the doggy prison situation look more wholesome and less horrible.

Mama K also said while she didn't get a good look at the master bathroom, she didn't remember seeing the dog's light blue pee pad in the bodycam footage, which was present in Nick's photo.

Sure seems like an attempt to make the situation look more humane for a CPS visit.
 
So you're telling me this banal sign with the Psalms verse written on it was specifically relocated and installed by someone in the Rekieta house just to save some face for CPS so they wouldn't suspect the dog was also being neglected? Uh-mazin.
Dog gates are cheap as hell, it's insane how they do below the bare minimum at every turn
 
I haven’t found all their faces yet. But the only bald one I could find so far was Ardoff, and he doesn’t look like mirror guy in my opinion.
Josh Monson :hah: is a member of the Minnesota State Patrol. You can probably request a public photograph of him from the person in charge of Public Media for District 2600 listed on the MSP website. Or if they refuse, you can just ask if he's bald in regards to dispelling rumors that he dosed Rekieta's daughter with cocaine.
I don't think he looks bald on his linkedin.


BTW an update on everyone's favorite Jim Felt, former Wilmar police chief. He is now the deputy director of Kandiyohi County Emergency Management (archive), congratulations Jim :semperfidelis:! What does this mean? It means if Rekieta causes a man made disaster requiring an large emergency response (eg; meth cooking, explosive nitrous tanks, large murder-suicide, etc.) Depudy Director Felt will likely be on scene and in charge.

Which means, that the chance of Rekieta being literally Felted is once again non-zero :story:
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Left, John Gilbertson (Emergency Management Specialist), Right, Jim Felt (Deputy Director)
 
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