Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Ghostse]

lol what? This is not something that happens. A psychiatrist does not see a patient with high blood pressure and go "you need to leave". Was this maybe referencing that he refused to fill his Adderall which can raise blood pressure and the idiot cop who wrote this didn't understand? I have never once heard of a psychiatrist refusing treatment because of high blood pressure. They are doctors and there to treat illness.
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I think Lowtax Sr was a little confused. He told the police the divorce case where Lowtax got gaped was with Megan when their divorce has been settled for years.

 

[niggers]

LITERALLY THE FISRT THING HE BLAMES IS WOMAN LMAO

 

[Ghostse]

I just realized:
Lowtax is Richard Kyanka Jr.
His dad is Richard is Richard Kyanka Sr.

Lowtax's final words were a "Dear Richard" email.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Can I just say too what a boring and mediocre suicide note? "I left food for the dog blah blah the court and women are after me!" fucking boring nigga.

And sooo whiney for a turbocunt who blew all the money for his kids on shemale hookers then escaped responsibility while whining about the cruel world he was consigning his offspring to suffer in.

 

[negativlad]

I think the part where he shares his love for and deepest regrets about alienating his daughters was very touching and tragic.

 

[Candidae]

Rich's suicide email he sent to his dad

it was to his mom, not his dad.

That's why he lists, "I love you (mom), dad (that's why it's in third person), etc".
So he was a momma's boy to the end. The mom informed the dad which is why he was at the scene. Presumably she couldn't be the one to go.

lol what? This is not something that happens. A psychiatrist does not see a patient with high blood pressure and go "you need to leave". Was this maybe referencing that he refused to fill his Adderall which can raise blood pressure and the cop who wrote this didn't understand? I have never once heard of a psychiatrist refusing treatment because of high blood pressure. They are doctors and there to treat illness.
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The only thing I could think of is that since a psychiatrist is a real doctor, if you have a more serious issue at hand they will definitely send you to the hospital. No point in seeing a psych if they think you'll drop dead of a heart attack an hour later. His blood pressure could have been bad enough the doc wanted him checked out immediately. Either that or the doc refused to see Rich for some other reason and he lied to his dad on the way back. Some psychs make a point to refuse to help abusers because they will use therapy speak and knowledge to be more effective against their future victims.

 

[Detective Carey]

I take full responsibility for my actions and beg of you to shoulder no guilt.

Suicides pulling this woe is me shit is fucking classic. Yeah bravo retard, instruct everyone else surviving you who has to clean up your mess (both actually and metaphorically and emotionally) and be forever scarred by it that you take full responsibility for your actions, and beg them to get over it. What do you care, you're fucking gone now!

Sorry give me all the hats you want, I've dealt with this sniveling cowardly shit before and it just pisses me off anytime I see it. Fun fact: Cops don't clean up murders/suicides/unattended deaths. You either pay some poor cheap bastards from some agency who specialize in it to come be traumatized on your behalf (who again aren't paid NEARLY enough), or you band together as family/community and do the grim work yourself and save a buck. Cops/EMS just take the body, that's it. The rest is up to you.

Cleaning reeking week old brains and hair and gore off shower tile while a justifiably hysterical parent of a suicide wailed her soul out a few rooms over but unsilenced by the various walls (and was honestly never the same/right again up until the day she died of old age) severely blackpilled me on having ANY pity for suicides.

At least he had the decency to shower pop to make cleanup vaguely easier. That's a classic "they've been doing research/this wasn't spur of the moment" shit right there. Ask anyone who does crime scene/unattended death/suicide/hoarder cleanup (since they often do all of that as a package deal) and they'll clue you in that the 2 main angles of the gig are biohazard cleanup with special chemicals, and the rest is basically contractor carpentry work. A lot of it is ripping up carpet/cutting out floorboards/cutting into walls to get all the seepage.

 

[Wodanaz]

Death is the great equalizer but some do not recognize this.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Welp there goes any benefit of the doubt that it was because of chronic back pain, just couldn't live with the consequences of his own actions.

 

[Maude Snew]

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little curious about what the rifle was and/or why he chose the 5.7 over that.

He owned a civilian P90, like Fatrick, 5.7 also.

Fat faggot for scale.

 

[Detective Carey]

It's so fuckin stupid too, he could have cashed out and been big balling, well maybe not big balling, but respectable medium balling. Definitely not having to work again if he'd taken the cash and ran and invested it right. The whole thing is a masterclass in narcissism fueled by the internet.

That's a common thing with suicides. You dig into what happened, and often (but not always) walk away thinking "WTF you didn't need to take it this far."

It's fucking stupid and reprehensible. Don't kill yourself. I don't care what your religious stance is, but pretty much all of them agree that shit is retarded. Despite all their various bickering over the details, they all didn't agree upon that for no reason. It's because it fucks up everyone around you, it's the height of selfish nonsense.

If life sucks, take your lumps like a man or a woman. We all get to die (shit if you want to get philosophical, it's the one true fair thing, we all get to do it ONCE), cutting in line is fucking gay.

 

[Ghostse]

It's so fuckin stupid too, he could have cashed out and been big balling, well maybe not big balling, but respectable medium balling. Definitely not having to work again if he'd taken the cash and ran and invested it right. The whole thing is a masterclass in narcissism fueled by the internet.

That's a common thing with suicides. You dig into what happened, and often (but not always) walk away thinking "WTF you didn't need to take it this far."

It's fucking stupid and reprehensible. Don't kill yourself. I don't care what your religious stance is, but pretty much all of them agree that shit is retarded.

The problem with cashing out is that Lowtax was an addict. Any cash he'd have gained would have been burned through unless there was enough consumption-to-excess he'd have killed himself before it coudl reun out.

SA made well stupid ammounts of money during its run. If Lowtax hadn't been a complete lazy retard, he could have made double that easy. Now a good chunk of that would be hosting costs, taxes, and other business expenses, but its safe to say that over 20 years Lowtax grasshoppered his way through 10 million dollars on the low end.

It all vanished in living a nigger-rich lifestyle of pills, mail order pies, trips to sniff feet, GTR leases and getting scammed by Radium & Zen Death Robot.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Welp there goes any benefit of the doubt that it was because of chronic back pain, just couldn't live with the consequences of his own actions.

Was that actually a theory people entertained? Didn't he an hero literally the day the judge ruled that he gon pay what he owe?

On Topic: Consider this damning with the finest praise possible, but I appreciate Lowtax feeding his pet and warning his family not to enter the house and find his body.

It's literally the least he could do, given the circumstances, but I wouldn't put it past such a mean-spirited asshole to detonate a suicide vest on his parents lawn during a barbecue to absolutely maximize the trauma on his way out the door. I'm just glad he didn't pull a Benoit.

 

[Big Nasty]

You know most people who are fucked by the court just dip to Alaska and make due with side jobs in the middle of nowhere for cash.
But faggot pussied out.

Imagine having to live with your failures and shortcomings. Can you? He couldn't.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

the report confirmed he had offed himself with the FN5.7, but it also mentioned two gun cases were sitting on his bed. One for the 5.7, and another for an unspecified rifle. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little curious about what the rifle was and/or why he chose the 5.7 over that.

It was a long rifle, he couldn't reach the trigger and his toes were too sweaty

 

[Detective Carey]

Life is hard man. One day you're worth millions, the next you get dox'd paying tranny hookers to shit on glass coffee tables while you lay under them to watch. If one were childless and all their ancestors were dead you'd almost be like yeah fair enough, time to bounce. IF being the key operative word.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Was that actually a theory people entertained? Didn't he an hero literally the day the judge ruled that he gon pay what he owe?

Some people saw it as possibly a factor, everyone know the main reason but killing yourself over lawsuits and chronic pain is easier to swallow than just selfishly killing yourself entirely over baby mama drama. It was basically just the most charitable people trying to cut him the smallest bit of slack to not remember him as a total piece of shit.

 

[779777]

It's so fuckin stupid too, he could have cashed out and been big balling, well maybe not big balling, but respectable medium balling. Definitely not having to work again if he'd taken the cash and ran and invested it right. The whole thing is a masterclass in narcissism fueled by the internet.

As far as I know he has no real assets except his house?, he intentionally squandered everything else to fuck over his ex-wife after a lifetime of squandering his money before that. He had nothing left, he had already been forced to sell somethingawful because his whole website hated him, he wasn't capable of getting a real job after 20 years of doing nothing except abusing opioids, certainly nothing that would provide the lifestyle he expected to live. He stuck his dick everywhere he could and he reaped the consequences of doing so multiple times, all while he acted as an absentee father to his only real asset, somethingawful, much like his real children. He was incapable of being happy with what he had until he had nothing left, and then he chose the coward's way out.

 

[Mr Sister]

My sympathies to his parents. What an awful final message from your child to read. I don’t even know much about lowtax, or care, but to see someone say “I know it is fucked up I am putting you through this pain, but sorry, love you. PS fuck dana and judge and scott, I hope I am not only transferring my sadness to you but also my hate. Oh and sorry again, love you” is so awful

 

[Bernie Gores]

Don’t think I’ve seen this posted, so here’s the police report from his suicide.

Whoever guessed he offed himself with the FN5.7, come get your prize!

Not a single word to his children.
Not a "I love you" or "I'm sorry" or fucking anything for them.
Just fucking wow.
Father of the fucking century right here.
Rest in piss scumbag.