Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Hey, look! It actually CAN learn! It did something to protect itself AND faced the fence correctly!

Will wonders never cease.
It's not a new lesson though, he found out again that if he fucks around for long enough Lynne will throw money to get the problem fixed. I don't think I've thanked her yet for paying Quasi, so thank you Lynne.
 
Unfortunately for Rick the continued rusting and sun baking of Smokey Susan does not concern Nikki's safety enough for Lynne to pay for a garage.
I was gonna comment that this much shade won't be good for his plants either, especially the chili plants want lots of heat and direct sunlight, but then I remembered he just buys those at the store fully grown, unblemished, plants them to show off how great a manly gardener he is, so that's moot anyway. He could have just gotten a metal fence at least for the parts that have the salted soil upon which he doesn't grow his plants.

The entire thing just seems weird to me anyway, nothing has happened with that in almost a year at this point, so I'd bet it's for attention again, now that second Jackie has lost interest and there's nothing else going on, he probably figured activity in his garden at least gets speculation going again, he's not exactly wrong but it's also not gonna go on for too long.
 
Patrick expands on his "stolen election" conspiracy theory, then advises skeptics to let Google think for them rather than AI.
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Wait a goddamn minute. Wasn't stolen elections via machines and all of the skullduggery that can be done with/to them, a constant right wing talking point anytime the other side was in control? Wasn't it always preemptively tossed aside as tinfoil hat bunk during that era?

Suddenly now voting machines being suspect has shifted from conspiracy theory to "fact" in his mind? Is he just lazily parroting any hyperbolic click engaging shit that soaks into his frontal cortex?

How are concerns about voting machine tech "conspiracy theories" when the right brings them up, but totally valid questions when the left says the same shit like he is doing above?

Is Rick just a drama click grifter after all? Was better 2nd Jackie just some kind of Machiavellian sockpuppet ploy to get more eyes/clicks on his online presence? Does the fact that no one in his circle (that I am aware of) has addressed let alone tried to take down Cryptic's YT channel mean he could be secretly running the whole thing to siphon funster attention and thus ad revenue clicks? Is the Gay Virgin Fatrick laughing (fatly) all the way to the bank with us all?
 
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Still could have done a better job though. Least they didn't leave a mess around the fence posts like some contractors do. Wonder if he got the permit to set it up first.

The permit:
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Having to apply for a permit to build a fence on your own goddamned property is fucking gay. I'm actually all for him putting the first one up backwards. I can see what he was thinking "this'll look better from the outside, I don't mind it looking retarded from the inside, who's gonna see it? It'll tell passersby to fuckoff/this is private property".

Like I don't like to give Rick w's, but I at least get where he was going with that. It makes sense if you're stupid.
 
Wait a goddamn minute. Wasn't stolen elections via machines and all of the skullduggery that can be done with/to them, a constant right wing talking point anytime the other side was in control? Wasn't it always preemptively tossed aside as tinfoil hat bunk during that era?

Suddenly now voting machines being suspect has shifted from conspiracy theory to "fact" in his mind? Is he just lazily parroting any hyperbolic click engaging shit that soaks into his frontal cortex?

How are concerns about voting machine tech "conspiracy theories" when the right brings them up, but totally valid questions when the left says the same shit like he is doing above?

Well, stalker, this time a 4 y/o child confessed to the scheme, so now it's a plainly proven fact. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
 
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Based on the date of this tweet, it seems Rick was working on the fence for most of last month. But at least he did it himself.

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The sarcasm here might land better if Rick was ever anything other than a raging cunt. I don't think he's literally ever had a reasonable discussion with anyone. His defective brain won't let him.
 
This is retarded on multiple levels: 1). Very disgusting thing to share 2) he was raised on a very FFWBT diet 3). He is drawing a causal link here between his cavities and the lack of fluoride in water. This is a window into his child-like reasoning. The cavaties couldnt possibly be caused by his horrible diet or hygiene, no child !

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This is retarded on multiple levels: 1). Very disgusting thing to share 2) he was raised on a very FFWBT diet 3). He is drawing a causal link here between his cavities and the lack of fluoride in water. This is a window into his child-like reasoning. The cavaties couldnt possibly be caused by his horrible diet or hygiene, no child !

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some faggot just told on himself, neverbrushing neverfather

also isn't most of highly worshipped EU a non-flouride setup
 
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