Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[AnOminous]

Lowtax WAS on drugs.

Could have just been dabs.

Some people saw it as possibly a factor, everyone know the main reason but killing yourself over lawsuits and chronic pain is easier to swallow than just selfishly killing yourself entirely over baby mama drama. It was basically just the most charitable people trying to cut him the smallest bit of slack to not remember him as a total piece of shit.

The only reason he was even in the situation he used as an excuse to an hero was that he had spitefully squandered the marital estate specifically to fuck his exes and kids out of their share.

I mean it must have sucked to be him at that point but it was entirely his own doing.

 

[Null]

Sorry Dad, I tried absolutely nothing and I'm out of ideas. P.S. Fuck everyone else.

Truly a comedian to the end.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Don’t think I’ve seen this posted, so here’s the police report from his suicide.

Whoever guessed he offed himself with the FN5.7, come get your prize!

>Suicide by meme gun

Why?

The ammunition is stupid crazy but the performance is excellent. Police don't like them because the rounds can, and will, penetrate Level 3A soft plates.

It's a good choice for some range fun but it's cumbersome to carry everyday because the ammunition makes the grip awkwardly shaped.

Love mine, but I prefer my Tokarev.

PS: please simply remember me by doing absolutely everything possible to ruin the careers of Dana Outlaw and Judge
Stupid Fucking Lazy Ass Garrett. Also let Scott know the absolute only service he provided to me was yelling at me,
and yelling at me to pay him more.

He really seethed at the end of his own suicide note? Wow, lol.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

This should honestly be the front page of Something Awful now, just that lame ass suicide note.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I didn't think I could laugh about this again, I was wrong. RIP Pussy

 

[Rungle]

Can I just say too what a boring and mediocre suicide note? "I left food for the dog blah blah the court and women are after me!" fucking boring nigga.

nigga, all of his bullshit is already online.
What crazy ass secrets could he reveal in his suicide note?

 

[TV's Adam West]

I think the worst thing is being a father and having to call 911 and having your fears that your son killed himself confirmed. Holy shit man, that's fucking terrifying.
Fuck lowtax, but that's horrible for his dad.

 

[Nate Dingus]

It's very on brand for him to have a suicide note that hints at self-awareness, but ignores all the glaring retardation that put him in this hole.

Only thing missing is an ancient meme reference like "i told u i was hardcore".

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

A faggot from beginning to end.

 

[Jerk Sausage]

What was he hoping for that he lost all hope in? Hoping to go back to the times everyone looked at him as an ironic internet god who could do no wrong and any faults were funny?

No suicide ever comes from a good place but this note really reveals how ridiculous his reasons were. Take responsibility for your wrongdoings, own up to them and move on. Self pity, a massive ego and addiction equals a red shower I guess.

 

[stupid fufu]

What I hate most about this suicide note is that it's so fucking dogshit. All it is was just him crying to mommy and daddy while acknowledging nothing that he did wrong. He couldn't even tell his kids that he loved them in his final words, what utter dogshit man.

I can't even bring myself to be mad because it's just so depressing.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

What a fucking asshole, right until the end.

Nah.

Fuck Dana Outlaw and Judge Stupid Fucking Lazy Ass Garrett.

 

[mickrussom]

but I cannot keep fighting these women and this judicial system.

what happened to something awful was a complete travesty - cant believe it went from gbs, the rompit, cliff yablonski to a strange groupthinking enclave run by reddit tier fucksticks
then this rigged anti-man system got to lowtax
people should consider if one plans to self-terminate maybe one should take an antagonist or two out along for the ride.

Can I just say too what a boring and mediocre suicide note? "I left food for the dog blah blah the court and women are after me!" fucking boring nigga.

the guy was trying to get help from a "medical professional" while suicidal and they refused to help due to his blood pressure being high.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Don’t think I’ve seen this posted, so here’s the police report from his suicide.

this reminds me of when nate from 60 days in wrote his suicide note

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

 

[Big Fart Bart]

200,000 USD is a fair amount of money, but its not insurmountable and it would probably be in installments, right?
Seems a totally manageable mountain to scale in order to still get to be in the same world as your kids and he had really nice kids as well. Or well, I've only interacted with Lauren, i don't know any of the others.
Oh well. I've never been a druggie and i cant conceive of what that's like.

 

[Wilson The Ball]

Can't feel pity or shame for him because he did it to himself. Still, brutal to read. And I gotta give Richie credit where it's due, without him and his little gay forum who the fuck knows what Internet history would have been like

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

I like that it was almost a nice suicide note until he got mad in the PS and then started name calling and chimping out. Then he remembered to be somber and tried to switch back for the final lines.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Fuck those spiteful women for making me spend all my money to make sure they don't see a dime for them or my kids
Fuck those lawyers for pointing out I did that
Fuck that judge for deciding I did that intentionally and punishing me for it

This whole system is corrupt!

 

[The Ugly One]

It's a good thing I know about the Goldbelly pies and tranny hookers, or I would almost feel a little bad reading that.