Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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And I gotta give Richie credit where it's due, without him and his little gay forum who the fuck knows what Internet history would have been like
Lowtax did nothing but arbitrarily ban and re-charge 10 bux for actually talented and funny people to re-register. The 2000's people making photoshops and memes did the work, not a sped picking fights with Uwe Boll. They all moved to 4chan as soon as they could and left the fat trannies to their echo chamber.

If SA somehow didn't exist, those forum members would've met and congregate elsewhere. Maybe the rules of another site would've colored their interactions and community a little bit but that history of internet culture doesn't belong to Mr. Goldbelly, it belongs to people like you and me calling each other niggerfaggots and inviting each other to DMs with 500+ other users because it's absurd.
 
think it would be less of an infliction of pain on his family if he'd gone and disappeared himself in a national park instead of emailing his parents before shooting himself in a courthouse parking lot
This shit made me sick too. You don't want your parents to see you? Don't ask them to call the cops for you in your suicide note. If you're gonna brain yourself call the cops beforehand then do it, leave a note telling them you're sorry if you absolutely must.

Dumbass to the end.
 
Pretty much no reason for owning one outside of for collecting, as the rounds we're allowed to have don't do what the pistol was intended to do, punch through body armor, and if they can't do that, its a rather worthless round that only offers magazine capacity over a conventional pistol round like 9mm.
Could you reload the spent handgun ammunition to make it strong enough to go through armor? In Minecraft, of course. I don't know a lot about guns, but I know people save the casings and reload them.

Regarding the blood pressure discussion, it's an example of someone writing about something they don't fully understand or that wasn't explained to them very well. The latter could be an option because the officer was getting information from a grieving father. The father could have even been repeating lies Lowtax told him after blowing off an appointment or something like that.

Anyone here who considers themselves as having above average knowledge on any subject, look at how that subject is explained by reporters or other non-experts. Like if you're good at a sport like basketball, imagine how it would be reported by someone from a country where they don't play basketball so they've never seen it.

I notice anything involving medicine is very often screwed up. Even in shows that should have experts advising the writers, like medical dramas, there are things like the laboratory doesn't exist so doctors do everything with test tubes full of colorful liquids. Remember that scene in Breaking Bad, where Walt puts his IV back in his hand? You just don't do that yourself, for one thing, but I think some nurses are good enough to. And it wasn't an IV, it was a butterfly needle used to draw blood from difficult veins. The IV removes the needle from your arm.

I could go on about space as well. People are so ignorant about what goes on up there. Like they think NASA is constantly sending astronauts to the moon, like weekly, just to float around on the moon where there is no gravity and waste money. No one's been there in 53 years!
 
lol what? This is not something that happens. A psychiatrist does not see a patient with high blood pressure and go "you need to leave". Was this maybe referencing that he refused to fill his Adderall which can raise blood pressure and the cop who wrote this didn't understand? I have never once heard of a psychiatrist refusing treatment because of high blood pressure. They are doctors and there to treat illness.
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The psychiatrist didn't want to see lowtax because their own blood pressure over Lowtax was too high. *ba dum tish*

I seem to recall one of those "negotiator" flash games that started with you talking down a suicide bomber, and as the drama progressed, it revealed there was some conspiracy by the bombers separated wife to steal their kids. The fact that the bomber bore a resemblance to Lowtax (perhaps even intentionally modeled if the developer had any proximity to SA, considering LTs beef with Mojang/Minecraft) makes it strangely prophetic.
 
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Studies vary in degree, but it is generally understood that children of a parent who suicides are at increased risk of attempting suicide themselves.
What an asshole.
While that’s true not having to deal with Lowtax anymore has to sound like a damn blessing.
 
Studies vary in degree, but it is generally understood that children of a parent who suicides are at increased risk of attempting suicide themselves.
What an asshole.
I hope the kids are going to be okay. Their mothers seem pretty sensible and loving (they were wise enough to get out and take the kids with them when Lowtax started being a piece of shit) and the oldest one calling him "birth giver" suggests that they know it's not their fault and that he was the problem, not them. It's a fucked up situation and these kids should never have to take on so much responsibility or even worry about a parent choosing to leave in such a brutal way, but they have a support network and seem like smart and resilient kids. Rekieta's kids are similar, the oldest ones seem to act more like parents to the younger ones than their actual parents do. They're already better adults than their father was, hopefully they will keep being good people and have happy lives even without having had a good example.
 
Don’t think I’ve seen this posted, so here’s the police report from his suicide.
I'll read the report and the suicide note later on. I still think my write-up from three years and a half ago, on Lowtax's passing, is still accurate. The dude had everything, then squandered it all because he wouldn't keep his ego in check and essentially alienated everyone. An actual tragedy all around.
 
Dear Parents

This is it, the walls are closing in. The community I built hates me, my ex wife is about to take me to the cleaners, and worst of all I can’t afford Gold Star Chili anymore. My life is in shambles and all I have to show for it are the pictures from the tranny porn shoot I did in my house.

You’ll find my dog in the back yard with plenty of food and water. I could’ve taken it to a boarder and given you their contact info. But I need to give you the impression that something terrible will happen if you don’t drop everything and clean up my mess. Sorry, I just needed to exercise some level of control over you one last time. Please know that as I’m writing this, my ban message from Something Awful is playing in my head. I may have built one of the most influential sites on the Internet, but all anyone will remember me for is me getting my ass kicked by Uwe Boll while a dollar store recorder plays a rendition of Celine Dion in the background.

I’m sorry
Richard “Lowtax” Kyanka

PS: Please ruin the lives of the two cunts who ruined mine. Also kindly take the gun I used and give it to Shmorky. He should follow me to hell.
 
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