Megathread Share with the class: unhinged troons you've known

[scrunkledorf]

I've known a lot of batshit troons from back when I was a gay and stupid young girl who didn't know better. This man was the one I was closest too though, and he ticks almost every stinkditch box.

I was in a friend group for YEARS before one of my friends invited their younger brother. The little brother ruined everything after a few years. It should've ended sooner, but I was young and naive.

The guy was a pathological liar (would try to turn us against each other and look like a huge victim), and a constant drama queen and attention whore. Almost his entire life was a made up sob story (pointed out by his brother) in an effort to look cool and to get people to feel sorry for him. He was also, of course, a high school drop out and perma-NEET. His whole life was a series of excuses as to why he had to be a useless smear on the shoes of society, even though he came from a family of ultra millionaires who babied him.

Leading up to and subsequent to his transition, he became super overtly sexual. He didn't care that there were multiple asexual people in our group. He would tell us about the fictional characters he would jerk off to, his fetishes (typical tranny ones), and the bad dragon toys he bought. He would do this even though everyone would just groaned before going silent from the conversation kryptonite. He would go on about how trannies do it better and how vital gock is to being a hot woman... in front of the women.

I started hanging out with other people because he was so fucking depressing to be around and because he stopped allowing new people into the group. He hadn't allowed new people into the group for a couple of years before starting his transition. Once he started transitioning, however, he started saying it was because he felt self-conscious about passing though. I started getting really bored of the group.

I wasn't allowed to confront him (despite being an excessively gentle person) for making a big scene when I inevitably started hanging out with other people. I was told it'd break him. I was still spending most of my time with the group, but when I sometimes came back from hanging out with other people, he would be a fucking MESS. I wasn't even allowed to tell him not to yell at me when he got triggered by the smallest shit. I guess it was because he was like... 4 years younger than I was? Everyone treated him like a giant diaper baby, which he was probably super into in more than one way. When I eventually left the group, I very calmly and civilly explained it was because I felt repressed and dismissed. Everyone was so triggered by it that they instead dubbed me transphobic, even though it was WELL before I peaked.

My rambling story aside, what crazy troons have you guys met over the years?

 

[Rudy Coleman]

the first tranny i met irl was in highschool which was around 2013 ish. back when this was an unknown tumblr thing,
the first thing "she" said to me was how big "her" penis was, very lady like,

ummm i had to work with a pooner who grabbed my ass this one time.

besides that there was this tranny who worked at my tim hortons and would serve me every day, zee got replaced by an indian which was marginally worse

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

First trannie I ever met was online like a decade ago, a MtF. I posted on a forum for an online children's game that had been shut down then later revived by fans. Naturally this attracted a lot of oddballs to say the least, but pretty much all of us were in the 12-16 bracket with a few 20-30 year olds who'd play with their kids and younger siblings, some weirdos present for sure, but harmless weirdos having a good time together.

Until this one fellow joins. Everything about him activated that primal lizard brain instinct that makes your hairs stand on end when you're in danger. He was very open from the beginning about being a 30 year old, bisexual, transsexual, furry. The weirdest thing however was that he was mentally 14 years old, I don't mean his development was stunted (which it clearly was,) but he would explain to anyone who'd listen that he was actually a 14 year old girl in the body of a 30 year old man. Of course, he'd primarily talk to teenage girls on the site, girls he knew were underage and he had no business talking to, and being a bunch of emotionally unregulated, more than likely slightly autistic teenage girls, they felt some sort of sympathy towards him and, whether by choice or through ignorance, were blind to the obvious danger.

Long story short a single tranny killed an entire forum. A once strong community was split into camps of "this guy is weird and needs to go" or "he hasn't hurt anyone (yet!) let people enjoy things!" Said forum is now defunct, but I found his Twitter and it's exactly what you'd expect. The age regression fetish has lowered from 14 to 7, he believes there's multiple people living in his head, follows minors, and reposts loli and furry shit all day. I wish I could say I at least got a personal lolcow out of this whole ordeal but he legitimately makes me MATI.

Second tranny was like a year ago, a FtM I worked with. As much as I dab on trannies online I'm from an area where they don't really exist, so I was kind of hoping she'd prove me wrong. She didn't. Full pooner. Every single stereotype. Bitching about everything, gossiping about everyone, no interests outside of slop media like Dr. Who and Overwatch, encouraging me to cut off mutuals over the smallest perceived slights against her.

They were an emotional vampire who'd fed off of any energy you'd pour into trying to be their friend. It was fucking exhausting interacting with them. They'd completely sour the vibe at any group activity by moping around silently until someone would ask what's wrong, then it'd gradually devolve into an asspat session where we'd all validate her and tell her how amazing she is so we don't have to deal with the anchor of having a seething trannie in the background while everyone else is laughing and having fun. I'm embarrassed to admit there were a few occasions where I'd spend hours on call with her trying to talk some sense or giving legitimate advice, be told I'm completely right, then see them again and nothing had changed, nothing ever seemed to, and probably never will.

 

[NeonFlux]

I saw an obvious pooner cosplaying as a short man with a beard at my old work place. I also had a very scary looking man double my height tell me "hello" in an AGP voice behind a covid mask in current year, 2025 at my new workplace.

 

[Detective Carey]

Not going to PL online in general, or KF specifically, but I've known many people of both genders in this whole subculture. In my experience they are all highly workshy, collect self diagnosed physical and mental illnesses like they're playing Pokémon, and eventually try to turn around and use that to grift disability to avoid working. If they ever achieve it they inherently proceed to constantly doompost and whinge and get paranoid about it being taken away from them, thus forcing them to work again like the rest of society.

A classic tell is them whining on social media about needing rent/work. The minute you line them up a job, they turn it down and start sperging out about (insert list of nuspeak mumbojumbo here). They just want pity/compliance/handouts.

They often latch onto pseudo intellectual mumbo jumbo like marxism or satanism to back up all their inherently "fuck you mom and dad" posturing with big words. They often seem to hold incongruent beliefs like ACAB but yeah cops should do their job and protect me when I call, or minorities/drug addicts are downtrodden but man all this crime is unacceptable, etc.

They're always turbo perma online, and immediately offputting in public/social situations almost like they get off on it/are some kind of energy vampire, and spend most if not all of their spare time locked away online vomiting out social media theses about how everyone else around them is problematic and needs to do better. If you encounter one outside during any sort of touch grass event, they WILL autistically digest it all to take home later and drag any/everyone in attendance with, especially if it's something they can screen cap and talk shit about later with someone else in DM.

That's another big tell actually IMO, if you know someone that constantly hits you up to drag someone else and they start spewing 80 gazillion screenshots? Possible tranny.

Often obsessed with childish media/games, and quick to put their kinks in your face and browbeat any and everyone that recoils in disgust both online and outside while touching grass, but ONLY if they've got backup/handmaidens/soywarriors. Privately in DM or face to face without any backup, they're usually a lot more pliant/compromising/open minded (at least appearing so).

TL;DR I've yet to meet/know/interact with one that wasn't a classic case of failure to launch/adult child in perpetual fear and seething about having to adult, and they tend to either double down and get increasingly worse as time progresses, or if you're supremely lucky they back off and pretend it never happened. Even that is a ticking time bomb in my opinion, as the transgender widow thread can attest. They're shidding and pissing bullies the lot of them. They can dish it out but never take it.

My advice would be don't fuck with them, just cut them out entirely. They're not worth it. To steal from their own lexicon of nuspeak, they're fucking toxic.

 

[SuzukaKobayashi]

(This one is long and insane and TMI but I wanted to tell this story at least once and this is the perfect thread for it, english is not my main language so please excuse me if I make a typo or tell me please)

One tranny I've met made a whole mess that involved her family and friends. She was a ftm tranny (20 years old), I've met her trying to find local servers in my country since it's a pretty small place and I wanted to find people to play games online, I find her server and it was small but she was active, I texted her a bit and we talked but I had no idea she was a transman so when she tells me at first I'm disgusted but I decided one time "well, she isn't so bad and we have games in common, I should maybe try this can't be so bad". So next week, she invites me to meet her irl with a friend (26 years old) of hers and once we meet, she was obviously a girl around my age and she wasn't even trying to look like a guy, she had short hair and dressed like shit but her friend was a cool guy, he was applying for the army but was discharged and I got along greatly with him, I tried to be understanding of her at first since she seemed more like a depressed troubled girl and that made me feel like maybe if I was supportive but gave her common advice and reassurance she would drop the transman act because obviously she wasn't.

So after that day, it went well and then I started talking to her friend too, this guy is actually a great friend, he's almost like an older brother kinda person. Regardless next day she says she wants to go out again but invite one of her brothers, but I was confused since she told me before that her brothers and family treat her like shit but I agree regardless. Once I meet her younger brother (19 years old) I could clearly tell he wasn't anything like she described him, he was fun and chill and we got along again. That night however the last bus passed them and I offered both of them to sleep at my house instead of staying 7 hours after midnight for the next one, we have a sleepover, I cook for them and just stay awake in case anything happened, they slept well and then next morning her older brother (25 years old) comes into my home as we agreed he would come pick them up, he was training to be into the army and again, nothing like she described them. Once they all leave I just do my life and text with them on occasion, I would play games mainly with her brothers and her friend because we all like l4d2 except she didn't and she wasn't really a PC person.

Fastforward around 3-4 months later, one of her brothers starts texting me worried, I didn't know what was going on but he asked if by any chance she was at my house, I obviously said no but he got more scared as she was missing since yesterday. So we end up calling and I can hear her two brothers, her mom, her dad and then after her friend joins in too, I try to help them however I can in trying to figure out where she can be, they said she left her phone at home but the keys are not there. So what I did is I told them to check the saved logins/passwords in her browser on the phone and the computer which gave them access to her discord account. Once in there they try to see the latest conversations she had and see one user they don't recognize but she agreed to meet with him the day prior, her friend however does recognize him and gets instantly mad because he was online when her family, him and other people were reporting her missing on social media and some common circles they had.

This is the worst part, so when they were reading the chat she had with this guy, she lied saying that her mom was trying to coerce her into prostitution, that her brothers would physically abuse her and that her dad would glance at her innapropiately, obviously this was a lie and I could hear her mom sobbing and worried sick about her and I could hear her brothers heartbreak in their voices when showing me the chat, I've never seen someone lie about that in such a fucked up way. We all just tried to process why she would even lie, but then we said maybe the guy didn't say anything at the moment because she convinced him not to out of the fact she would be abused again.

Once we all know the situation, I try to guide them into the device information and her email access to see if she maybe accessed her discord account in this guy's computer, and so she did, then from there we figured out the area she was in aside from the fact her friend knew where this guy lives. The guy wasn't online during the call and wouldn't pick up his phone, so me and other friends at 11pm decided to meet nearby and look for her in the area, of course it was a residential area and there was no way anyone knew, we knocked not to bother people late at night but he didn't seem to even talk to the neighbours so after 3 hours we gave up and went back home.

Next day, she just suddenly shows up at her house, her family is glad but also disappointed, her brothers don't like her anymore after everything they saw and her friend hates her, not only that but she also decided to argue with her friend saying that "he ruined everything" and then we just all figured out she was just a crazy lying bitch for no reason and made too many people worry sick about her for no good motive. I didn't say anything to her as she didn't text me, I don't think she even knows I was involved in trying to find her.

TLDR; ftm tranny makes a whole disappearance scene and lies about her family abusing her for nothing.

 

[Detective Carey]

This, this right here . All that drama and heartache, and for what? Not all energy vampires are trans, but trans are often energy vampires.

 

[scrunkledorf]

This is the worst part, so when they were reading the chat she had with this guy, she lied saying that her mom was trying to coerce her into prostitution, that her brothers would physically abuse her and that her dad would glance at her innapropiately, obviously this was a lie and I could hear her mom sobbing and worried sick about her and I could hear her brothers heartbreak in their voices when showing me the chat, I've never seen someone lie about that in such a fucked up way. We all just tried to process why she would even lie, but then we said maybe the guy didn't say anything at the moment because she convinced him not to out of the fact she would be abused again.

Holy shit. This reminds me of how my mtf tranny would lie. Just to PL a little extra, I had a bad life at home and school, and he would take elements of my story and insert them into his and add new ones. His brother didn't bother to tell me that he was doing this for years, so I thought his brother was the most abused little creature on the planet. His "super abusive horrible parents"? Apparently they were saints to him. One-on-one, he would tell us horrible things some other person in the group allegedly did to him. He also lied and told me he'd been raped, beaten up every day at school, was in gifted student programs, was fluent in multiple languages, etc. All lies, according to his brother.

 

[Send Da Video]

A few years ago, way before I knew about the horrors of the trans community, I met a troon at a baseball game. We unfortunately became friends, but I soon got a pretty weird vibe from him. He had a pooner girlfriend that was so pooned out that she didn’t even look like a pooner, just a woman who was on testosterone. I started to drift away from him after I found his socials, which were filled with torture porn and commie ramblings about who fuckin knows. That led me down a rabbit hole of the entire communist-trans-catgirl community, which was a huge wakeup call to me, and well here I am. Did I mention he had a self harm fetish? Dude was a fucking stereotype.

 

[Tism the Return II]

The one and only tranny I've had to dealt with was some dude from college. He was some gay dude from a family that gave him shit over being a fag. He quit somewhere before COVID and when I first saw him again on a video call he was pretending to be a woman with a stripper name, don't remember what it was. He turned his camera on to fucking absolute stunned silence from everyone because trannies aren't a thing here countrywide. This all happened at a pretty liberal college so the teachers went along with it, but he was caught in some drama and I don't remember seeing him since. He eventually graduated but I have no idea how he took the courses if he wasn't present.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

This, this right here . All that drama and heartache, and for what? Not all energy vampires are trans, but trans are often energy vampires.

Like content creators, streamers and onlythots, they're people who are directionless after high school and see how far they can push that immature mindset. They'll play therapists to their friends, groom anyone else getting ahead of them in life to join them in the hole, and continue to vent and subconsciously influence people for as long as possible so that they don't have to sit down with their own feelings and expectations of life. I've known a lot of fruity people but once they troon out I practically remove them overnight. There is no coming back. Detransing is 1 in 10 if even that. Or more commonly done; I insult them until they remove me, which they never do because they secretly agree and/or enjoy the 'self-harm' I'm causing them without a drop of blood.

He also lied and told me he'd been raped, beaten up every day at school, was in gifted student programs, was fluent in multiple languages, etc. All lies, according to his brother.

Ever left the cinema as a kid and been like "Damn I'm gonna base my entire life on this one character in the movie cause he was so cool"? That's what they do. Bounce from one person to another, leeching off of their life experiences to fabricate the perfect Jack/Zack/Joe/Whatever rugged kid they fell in love with in any given coming-of-age book they read in school. Troons and poons both are stuck in a mindset developed in their teens of what the opposite gender should be. It's why F2Ms look like Bieber and M2Fs wear skirts and heels to the supermarket.

 

[Narrowback]

The earliest I can recall was this gigantic six foot something, three hundred pound gorilla nigger man who would wear tutus and constantly walk around with the whole pony show act like a kid's notion of a gay man. This was in High School, and I remember its angry pleading to the coaches in Gym class to be allowed to do the women's standards for physical testing. I didn't dress out for the whole year in gym, I'd be damned if I'd let some overgrown gorilla in a dress ogle me. I didn't think it got much worse than coons until I figured out that the dreaded coontroon was a real, living abomination. I do not know why Allah allows such a thing to exist.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ya know I honestly have been working and twerking in a bunch of customer/public facing roles or with a bigass array of colleagues and contractors, and I can list the number of troon interactions I have had one one hand in all that time.

1. Middle age FTM from just before currentyear began who frequented the store I worked in for my job at the time. Entirely nondescript and boringly normal and you only really realised she was a troon when she spoke and you saw she was a doughy middle aged lady in a doughy middle aged man getup
2. Late teenage FTM from just after currentyear began who had an account with another business I was working at. Looked like an ugly lesbian, sounded like an ugly lesbian, but was entirely harmless and straight up looked nervous to be out in public. Awkwardly asked me to change the gender on her account to male which I obliged because I had little interest in risking my job to annoy a lonely autist (that shit is for when i'm off the clock nigga) and frankly she seemed like she had enough on her plate
3. MTF (fuckin finally) former colleague from current wage cage operation. I clocked him immediately by the name he chose for himself which was literally "Desirable Goddess Mistery" or some shit. Saw him in a google call and looked like a thin and pale homo in his 20s wearing an obvious wig. Never said a word in said meeting or elsewhere to my knowledge so technically I was never able to 1000% confirm him a troon...I mean he could have been a mannish and autistic woman....but lets be real here.

Basically despite their omnipresence online and in media I have literally met more quadruple amputees in my time than troons, and by a pretty fuckin hefty margin at that, and I suspect this is the same for the vast majority of niggers who exist outside the bubbles where they cluster (i.e. universities, media, affluent sections of left leaning cities, literal fag havens like San Fransisco/Brighton, the IT sphere) which means their only real exposure to troonery is the garish obnoxious degenerate freakshow who asspat their way into the media or social media limelight

 

[Oliver Onions]

The only one I've ever known personally was actually not that bad. The first thing he did when I was introduced to him was complain about being misgendered but he was reasonably calm about it, although after that pretty much everything he spoke to my friend about revolved around his transition. The only real red flag was a while later he slid into my DMs and started getting way too familiar with me trying to flirt but I shut that shit down pronto and never heard from him again.

Oh and he didn't pass. At all. He was over six foot, built like a fridge and basically could have been a roadie for Iron Maiden. It was a long time ago, but in my memory I remember his face looking like Linkara.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Since trannies are extremely rare where I live, I mostly dealt with them online. One I can think about the most was also my first exposure to a troon! He had a feminized name of his birth name. Like many troons, he was a janitor who jannied things he was obviously not interested in. And he also loved having the power of being a janitor which included muting people in the chatroom, banning and kicking at random, and seething about politics in nonpolitical subjects. Did he play The Sims? No, he didn't. He bitched about some issues with the sims not "being enough" (This was before the pronouns update in 4). He bitched A LOT about sims 2's fat size being problematic to him, and made it a huge deal, despite never playing the sims once in his life.

One thing that he really obsessed about was Donald Trump since it was during 2016. His biggest fear was Trump was going to invade New Zealand, turn it into a US state, and set up genocide camps for trannies and maori. It got to a point he would constantly freak out over it. Anyone who didn't want to talk about politics got a meltdown something like "POLITICS IS EVERYTHING. IF YOU ARE IGNORING POLITICS, YOU ARE THE ISSUE AND WANT ME DEAD." It was hilarious how the chat would go quiet whenever he would start talking because no one wanted to deal with him. He did the typical troon things like the littlest thing to him would be genocide, or transphobia.

I did cause him a meltdown when I told him "I doubt he would invade New Zealand, and target you specifically." and added "Get over yourself" to him Which earned me a mute and him seething and insulting me, which he often did with muted people. He never attacked when someone was unmuted, so it was the best way for him to fight when he silenced people. To be fair, I didn't pay much attention to him until he started bringing me up unprompted that I was "threatening and making the community toxic" His enablers (who were the only people who talked when he was active) contributed to his egomania and AGP, both he showed often.

Eventually, my short lived time interacting and dealing with his antics was met with a ban. He posted a voice recording when I asked him "What did this have to do with sims" and told him he did not sound like a woman at all. After triggering that meltdown and muted, I got banned. Didn't bother appealing it because the chat was slowly becoming full of enablers and other troons with the regulars quietly leaving or being banned.

 

[Sock Tuah]

the first one i ever met was in the 90s, "she" had a few drinks in her and blurted out the ole' "btw im trans"
i said "i know."
"she" looked like i just punched her and asks how i know.
i said "your adams apple."
those hosts never invited me over again.
fwiw she was very attractive and very nice but i was shitfaced and unguarded and didnt mean to be rude.

next one was in AA when i had a get well card from some magistrate. i watched her transition and detransitioin and transition and detransition and transition and detransition and i swear to god i tried my best to honor the name and pronoun but it just came out as whatever one i was used to at the moment

third one was a pooner who rented the other half of my duplex.. DOOOOD. we got along splendidly for the first 6 months or so. until i made a faux pas and asked errm, him what errrm, his "girl name" was and he was so livid he never spoke to me again. the next tenant told me he was evicted and got bed bugs so bad it infested both dwellings.

last one is a family member who trooned out and hates my god damn guts because i keep calling her her deadname after, you know, almost 50 years of being habituated to it. he/she/it finally shut up when i showed it my drivers license and said "you dont even call me the right name either, and have i ever yelled at any of you about it, no?" but they never spoke to me again.

 

[Miss M]

I’ve only ever had extended interactions with 3 trannies in my life. Two of them absolute nightmares and one had been a long time friend who as far as I know has detransitioned now. All three of those MtF. Though one of my ex girlfriends did poon out briefly for about two weeks before she realised she was just a woman who liked wearing masculine clothes.

I had been friends with the first Troon for a long time before he transitioned, and my opinion of him shaped my perception of troons for years. Without exaggerating he is the gayest man I’ve met in my life. He was the stereotypical gay best friend, usually hung out way more with the women in our friend group.

I’m aware now of how some HSTS act and how they are using women to validate themselves, but I can honestly say even with this information, the friendship with him never felt like that. He was just a genuinely feminine guy who got along better with us women. When he decided to Troon out none of us in the friend group were surprised. General sentiment was “yeah, I can see that” and then we moved on. He didn’t really give a fuck about misgendering, and his personality didn’t change either. He was still the same guy, just wore dresses now.

Before the whole Troon craze starting about 2019 ish this was my only personal experience with a Troon, so my opinions been mostly; just let them dress how they want, who cares?

The second Troon I’ve met was a guild leader in FF14. He was in his early 20s, but pretended to be a mid 30s single mother. Including voice changer and all. Guy was completely nuts, he was really deep into his larp of trying to be the “group mom” and we all just assumed it was because well, “she’s” a mother. We found out he’s actually a man when he forgot to leave voice chat before jerking off. He gave us the “I may be physically a male, but mentally I’m a woman” talk as excuse but everyone ended up blocking him. This was going on for months before he was found out. To the relief of everyone his child he kept talking about was part of the larp and not an actual child.

Third one is unfortunately at my workplace. He got hired at the beginning of this year, did his trial period, then trooned out two weeks after the period was over. I’m fortunate enough not to be on the same floor as him, but I do know he is an issue. I can see my co workers peaking in real time every time he is around. Of course he feels entitled to use the women’s facilities. He’s been weird before he came out, and was already unpopular for several reasons. I’ve heard about multiple HR meetings through the grapevine so I (and probably most of the other women in the company) have some hope he will be gone soon.

It’s crazy to me how much things changed over the past 10 years or so. Even the past five have been extreme. Troons used to just be there. Sure, some of them were disgusting freaks but you could just speak openly about it. Today, I can’t tell the story about my weird guild leader because people consider me, or rather everyone who cut contact, to be in the wrong. Today we just have to put up with the weirdo at work who recently started wearing dresses and now uses the women’s bathroom. His comfort matters more than all the women on his floor who now have to move up/down a floor to use the bathroom because they do not feel safe. Clown world.

 

[TEA 3HF]

Twas in the mid-2000's and all through the school.
Not a nerd was unaffected, nor even the cool.
Many a girl in anime club began to believe
That she, Katy, was truly a Steve.
"Trans" she started to call called herself
And so confused many a wannabe "elf"
Soon, all over had the plague spread
Filling many a dork with an uneasy dread
For deep in the pits of the computer lab
Dwelt Katy in all her terrible flab
Hunting and stalking after the end of the day
For any young man she thought would be gay
To pester a fag she was wont to do
With disturbing yaoi she wanted to view
Though I knew not when my time there was done
I should have told her to join the forty-one.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Friend of a friend. Polysubstance drug user who got kicked out of his parents' house. Ran to the council with a sob story that they were kicked out for being trans and were provided with free accommodation. The actual reason was because he had been caught snorting his grandmother's ashes to "feel closer to her". Also mentioned his parents wanted to send him to rehab but couldn't without his consent because he was over 18, so they started drug testing him instead (failed every test). He told me this as if I were supposed to nod and agree this was an unreasonable thing for them to take umbrage with. Not that I'm some massive prude around drugs, a bit of weed and the occasional ecstasy pill isn't the end of the world. But we're talking about injecting opioids and smoking meth from a glass pipe.

Carries a handbag around with him containing razor blades to self-harm with and his IV drug setup. Sends me pictures of him injecting while wearing "gamer girl socks". He's only 20 but looks about 30. Think of Steve from People Just Do Nothing if he trooned out.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

You guys better buy a hat and get ready to hold the fuck onto it, because I have my own story about dealing with a nutcase troon:

A couple years ago I was living in another city and was rooming with friends of mine. Since one recently got married and left, we needed a new roommate to keep things affordable. One of them found this trans "woman" online, and while they did pass a background check, I truly wish he had done a deeper dive, because this "girl" was essentially Chris Chan's cousin.

Let me map it out for you: this guy was in his early 20s, and aside from the long hair (which was stringy and in desperate need of a good shampooing), looked and sounded nothing like a woman AT ALL. He had terrible skin, was obese, and possessed no social skills whatsoever.

This guy was a pain in the ass since Day One. When we went to buy groceries and toiletries, he went HAM on shit food like those cheap frozen pizzas you can get for around a $1 but not any toilet paper, soap, or toothpaste for himself. Fucker bought THREE GALLONS OF MILK when we told him that the fridge and freezer has to be shared among 4 people, and nearly lost their shit when he told him that no, he cannot buy 2 dozen frozen pizzas because there would be no room in the freezer! Of course, half the milk went bad and had to be thrown out anyway. Then we had to hide the TOILET PAPER because we could put a whole new roll and then after he finished with the washroom half the roll would be GONE, and we never saw him buy any. So then we noticed the KITCHEN PAPER starting to run out quickly, and realized the FUCKER WAS USING KITCHEN PAPER AS TP AND FLUSHING IT DOWN THE SHITTER. Once we started hiding the Brawny from him to save the sewer pipes from having to be replaced, only then did he get TP, but then it turned out that he was stealing it from his gas station job.

He would play online at night, which would not be a an issue except for the fact that he would have the volume jacked to 11 and screaming shit like STOP KILLING ME! at 4 am. I'm shocked the neighbors never called the cops on us for that stupidity. We had to tell him more than once to chill the fuck out, and it got so bad that one roomie that lived on the other side of the house had to pound on his door and tell him to STFU since he was trying to sleep and the trooner's Overwatch sperging was too damn loud.

I think he had a crush on one of my roomies too, because whenever my friend was home, then the troon would go to the bathroom, close the door (but not lock it), turn off the light, and just sit there silently and then "finish using the bathroom" just as said friend would leave the house. Now mind you, this bathroom had NO WINDOW, so this weirdo is just sitting in the dark quietly, which means that he was lying in wait and hoping my friend would walk in on him on the toilet or shower or whatever. Thankfully my friend had his suspicions and go use the other bathroom shared by me and another roomie so he never had the misfortune to see Chris Chan 2.0 naked.

We had so-so internet service back then, so when his online gaming started to lag, he'd start loudly bitching and asking if he could "look at the modem". We'd tell him no because we all knew that he'd want to do more than "look at it", and then starts screeching WHY WHY MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!. Bitch, you didn't pay a single cent towards the internet, and if it bothered you that much, then buy your own. We had to lock the modem in one of our rooms to keep him from either screwing with it or moving it to his room.

But the worst part? This fucker lied ALL THE TIME. Even about stupid, inconsequential shit. I think his most ludicrous fib was that he was getting money as a findom online. LOLOLOL. Me and my friends tried very hard not to die of laughter when he told us this. Like, bitch you are a fat, balding, ugly guy in his 20s working the overnight shift at a gas station and pretending you're a pretty girl. NO ONE is paying you money as a findom (for those not aware, it's when you financially dominate someone, usually demanding their money in a manner like a dominatrix). I would have paid money to NOT see his face. It could be possible that he was catfishing, but i'd imagine that if you're throwing your money at a rando online, you want proof that it's actually a hot young girl with big milkers you're maxing out your Visa for and not Jake Alley 2: Electric Troonaloo. I could have checked his Twitter to find out, but I was also scared of seeing any nudes of that Human Tire Fire.

Despite his IRL job and his so-called "findom", he was always struggling to make rent. The last straw was when he was trying to sell his Switch AND INVITED A COMPLETE STRANGER INSIDE OUR HOUSE TO BUY IT WITHOUT TELLING ANY OF US BEFOREHAND. This was the last straw and the friend who owned the place gave him two weeks to pack up and GTFO. The rest of us were present not only to air out our grievances, but to act as witnesses in case he tried to lie later and claim that we sexually harassed him (LOL X 1000) or committed "transphobic violence" against him.

The only good thing out of that mess is that opened the door for me to bring up Chris Chan and drop my roomies into that rabbit hole.