Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

He'll still get jail. It's where all the crazy homeless people are put. Insanity angle? The new mental institutions are jails.

Nick also better be ready for it. Had a friend who was in our local county jail for 30 days for his 2nd DUI which scared him straight.

Prison, the people have a shelf life/serving life and things get to be very routine. Watch any reality prison show. County jail? You never know what's coming. My friend said he basically didn't sleep for 30 days straight. It's a constant barrage of randos in and out. It's chaos.

I still hope for the jail arc scaring him straight. Do I think it will be his rock bottom? Probably not. I thought getting arrested, embarrassed, and shamed by the entire legal community would be his rock bottom, but here we are!

Nick will start brewing pruno immediately in jail, relieved that we won’t have a pesky parole officer keeping an eye on him.

And shit, no kids? Practically a holiday for Ricky Racketts!

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick estimates he could get $420,000 ($210,000 per person that viewed the footage) plus economic damages from the state for the bodycam viewings:
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So, Nick's desperate for money, right?

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The order from Balldoguard Command has been sent. Operation: "Discredit Null's Angels" is now in full effect.

"The transcript of the footage cannot be accurate if we falsely paint her as crazy".

"Oh we all care about K so much and she clearly has trauma and that's so sad. That's why we need to get her to stop talking about how awful we are this second, because it's bad for HER! Here is her Twitter account, evil fans of the pedophile Patrick Melton, go look for yourselves " replying to a post about how they need to dox and harass lady k.

Damn, a guy named Muhammad is a piece of shit. What a shock. Idubbbz tier concern trolling.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Muslim theology is so malleable that it might as well have been devised by Nick. There's a convenient loophole for every moral stricture, i.e. taqiyya (lying is acceptable if it advances the interests of Islam), or "fucking animals isn't adultery or fornication".

He'd be better off being a progressive Jew like that Rabbi who ran a sex shop with his daughters and is a complete retard:

He even looks like a bearded Rekieta.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I wonder, when Nick goes to hell, will he still have the brain damage from the nitrous he killed himself with?

 

[Vibralldo]

This suing the government thing is fucking insane to me. His lawyer entered it into evidence making it public, then he goes crying to the prosecutor and judge to retroactively make this not the case, then sues them for it since the record now shows it was never public? wtf?
After they basically did him a favor and saved his ass he's going to use the result of that to turn around and sue them?

Edit: Even if this is just the holes in his brain talking, it just goes to show what a spiteful evil disingenuous ungrateful faggot he is.

It's a double:
#1 how dare the state mess up at all and give me a narcissistic injury!
#2 shit, I can get some free cash out of this? I need it because I'm so poor I can't even afford a nanny anymore!

 

[Gorton Colu]

I wonder, when Nick goes to hell, will he still have the brain damage from the nitrous he killed himself with?

He needs to be restored completely so that he can fully comprehend his punishment.

Maybe surrounded by simulacra of his brain rotted self.

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

Nick estimates he could get $420,000 ($210,000 per person that viewed the footage) plus economic damages from the state for the bodycam viewings:

The county is about to be sued by two experienced FOIA attorneys for NOT releasing the bodycam footage.
The motivations for the county choosing to not to release the footage remain, at this point, unknown, but they almost certainly involve some degree of favor to Nick.
The county is looking at having to pay out hundreds of thousands of dollars for this degree of favor to Nick.
The county could make this massive liability go away, or at least greatly reduce said liability, by releasing the bodycam footage at any time.

What is Nick's brilliant response to this situation in which his worst nightmare coming true potentially hinges on the county's good will towards him?
To threaten to sue the county himself for not baldo-guarding hard enough.

Nick is pushing the county to choose between:
A. Two highly credentialed attorneys, with successful legal careers in this particular field, alleging a constitutional violation.

B. A recently convicted felon for drug possession, with almost zero real legal experience and a suspended law license, who has publicly mocked county employees—including a judge— who has now publicly released photos of his home that he claims were taken during the same incident in which he accuses the county of violating his privacy by allowing two individuals to view the footage in full compliance with the law and a judicial order.

Really tough choice.

 

[woc_krava]

Unlike Nick, DSP needs that money. He really, really does. Electricity bill, Internet bill. Hogan bill. Both his lust for sweaty_man.jpg and his (merited) fear of ending up out on the street to be terrorized by detractors give him motivation to extract every last disability payment dollar from his viewers.

On the other hand, a large part of what made Nick a fucked up retard is the existence of a safety net big enough to cover just about anything. So, as we can all see, he half asses everything he does and kept expanding the scale of his errors until not even the family fortune could make them go away.

To be fair, DSP has been bailed out by his parents at least once. Of course, his safety net is minuscule in comparison to Nick's.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Nick was twenty-nine minutes late. He started with no bravado and pulled up the Karen Read trial. In other words, nothing of interest to clip.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

The county is about to be sued by two experienced FOIA attorneys for NOT releasing the bodycam footage.
The motivations for the county choosing to not to release the footage remain, at this point, unknown, but they almost certainly involve some degree of favor to Nick.
The county is looking at having to pay out hundreds of thousands of dollars for this degree of favor to Nick.
The county could make this massive liability go away, or at least greatly reduce said liability, by releasing the bodycam footage at any time.

What is Nick's brilliant response to this situation in which his worst nightmare coming true potentially hinges on the county's good will towards him?
To threaten to sue the county himself for not baldo-guarding hard enough.

Nick is pushing the county to choose between:
A. Two highly credentialed attorneys, with successful legal careers in this particular field, alleging a constitutional violation.

B. A recently convicted felon for drug possession, with almost zero real legal experience and a suspended law license, who has publicly mocked county employees—including a judge— who has now publicly released photos of his home that he claims were taken during the same incident in which he accuses the county of violating his privacy by allowing two individuals to view the footage in full compliance with the law and a judicial order.

Really tough choice.

Rekieta the country club faggot gets to whine and act out as long as his mommy is the sugar bowl for the local county. She cashes the cheques for this disgusting loser and he gets to do and say what he likes because of her.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Why the FUCK is Nick starting shit with Joey Swoll of all people? Dude is a saint.

One wonders why Nick is so ass mad at somebody that looks like this.



And is able post stuff like this, that while critical of women, is mainly in support of men and their interests. Maybe if he called his fans a bunch of nerds then maybe Nick would like him.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

One wonders why Nick is so ass mad at somebody that looks like this.

I don't know if Joey Swoll is on steroids or HGH or whatever, that's his business, I think it's stupid to take but I don't really care and Joey Swoll is by all appearances a decent guy who's helped a bunch of people (if it comes out that he's secretly a piece of shit, I'll criticise him too).

Nick huffs nitrous. What exactly does he have above someone who takes HGH to make themselves stronger? Are they supposed to be anorexic and take cocaine to get there, like he did?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

- Since being home, the kids have behaved much better.

Uh oh class!

This is insulting. You stupid ass Nicker. You've been home this entire time. You've been home for the better part of a decade. You had your wife's breeding stud over so she could fuck him in the comfort of your home. You moved our hot wife in so you wouldn't have to leave home to fuck her. You cannot be any more home than you were before. You expect us to believe that somehow your children are now more behaved because you don't even pretend to go to church now or something? Because you have to drive them everywhere since you lost the hot wife kinda nanny driver? Could it be that they're behaving better (I don't actually believe that due to the 2AM "Would you sign my petition?" interruption) because the house is somewhat cleaner, there's no hard drugs laying around, and you're not fucking a stranger while whoring out their mom to a fucking local podcaster? These are the questions for the philosophers to debate.

 

[daffodils]

Fitzcaballdo

Lessons of Darkness
This film surveys the disaster of the Kuwaiti oil fields in flames Rekietas' housekeeping skills, with little narration and scarcely any interviews. Hell on Earth is presented in such transcendent visions and music that one can only be fascinated by it.

My Best Fiend
The love-hate relationship between Werner Herzog and Klaus Kinski, two Minnesotan cucks , and their independently and simultaneously hatched plans to murder one another.

Grisly Man
A devastating and heart-rending take on Nick Rekieta's personal hygiene.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

I wonder, when Nick goes to hell, will he still have the brain damage from the nitrous he killed himself with?

The soul goes to its judgment with perfected knowledge. Whatever his eternal destination is, he will comprehend his circumstances with supernatural clarity.

Knowing that, pray for reprobate sinners like him. None of us are assured of our salvation, and one lost soul saved through your intercession is worth more in the eyes of Heaven than all the other good or ill you did in life. His fate is probably not going to change at this point - he has to confront the diabolical disorientation he has rushed headlong into himself, something he seems too narcissistic to ever even attempt - but it’s still a meaningful act of charity to try.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Barnes and Viva are now available on Supertips.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

I don't know if Joey Swoll is on steroids or HGH or whatever, that's his business, I think it's stupid to take but I don't really care and Joey Swoll is by all appearances a decent guy who's helped a bunch of people (if it comes out that he's secretly a piece of shit, I'll criticise him too).

Nick huffs nitrous. What exactly does he have above someone who takes HGH to make themselves stronger? Are they supposed to be anorexic and take cocaine to get there, like he did?

It's a huge cope from Nick. If he took all the HGH and steroids in the world, he'd still never look like Joey. You still need to hit the gym, watch what you eat, etc. You need discipline in your life whereas Rekieta struggles to have any self control.

 

[Zab McMann]

This suing the government thing is fucking insane to me. His lawyer entered it into evidence making it public, then he goes crying to the prosecutor and judge to retroactively make this not the case, then sues them for it since the record now shows it was never public? wtf?
After they basically did him a favor and saved his ass he's going to use the result of that to turn around and sue them?

Edit: Even if this is just the holes in his brain talking, it just goes to show what a spiteful evil disingenuous ungrateful faggot he is.

He got the State to admit to wronging him, and now he has to punish them for it. Makes more sense if you frame it like that.

Though it might backfire if he actually pulls the trigger on it.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Grisly Man

Girly Man more like it.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

Grisly Man
A devastating and heart-rending take on Nick Rekieta's personal hygiene.

I guess that would make the bodycam footage the equivalent of the death tape.