Kayden Coleman / Kelila Marie Dennison / Kaydenxoffical / Kayden Dennison / justplainkay - "Seahorse Dad", Reparations Fanatic, "Educator of All Black Trans Issues", Constantly Getting Evicted, FAT

[GenociderSyo]

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Those are certainly all words.

 

[Trombonista]

Why is there a watermelon?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Why is there a watermelon?

This could've been a God-tier shitpost, but I looked up the artist and this is 100% sincere.

 

[GenociderSyo]

The watermelons are something the HAES people started when they would post free palestine stuff no idea why its watermelon though.

Kayden reposted her request for rent givemes saying she needs more money.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Has Kayden ever stopped to think that her “educational” and speaking engagements have dried up, not because of the current administration, but because she is not a qualified or competent speaker?

Just for science I did a couple quick Google searches, one for “LGBTQ speaker series” and one specifically for “Transgender speaker series 2025”. Both turned up a number of results for recent and upcoming events packed to the gills with speakers from every letter of the rainbow alphabet. There are TONS of professional looking websites out there of people who are actually putting effort in to doing the sort of work she claims to do and doing it professionally. Why in the world would anyone want to pay her unprofessional, uneducated, sloppy self to come in and woke-scold a crowd when they could hire someone who at least looks like they have their shit together, likely has some academic or relevant lived experience, and doesn’t have a massive internet e-begging footprint following them around?

Like, transgender politics aside, she brings absolutely nothing of value to the table. Instead of facing that and putting some effort in to getting an education or developing literally any kind of semi-professional work portfolio, she just screams at everyone else about how they should hire her by default because BLACK AND TRANS and if they don’t they’re horrid racist bigots. Delusional narcissists are impossible, man.

 

[Trombonista]

The watermelons are something the HAES people started when they would post free palestine stuff no idea why its watermelon though.

Probably because the rind, flesh, and seeds match the colors of the Palestinian flag. Watermelons do grow in the Middle East, but I doubt they're cultivated much in the Palestinian territories.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Probably because the rind, flesh, and seeds match the colors of the Palestinian flag. Watermelons do grow in the Middle East, but I doubt they're cultivated much in the Palestinian territories.

I'm honestly still shocked she posted rather than decry the artist that because watermelon is racist toward black people or something. Watermelon just seems like a bizarre fruit for the woke crowd to clamp onto.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Probably because the rind, flesh, and seeds match the colors of the Palestinian flag. Watermelons do grow in the Middle East, but I doubt they're cultivated much in the Palestinian territories.

Ew. Keep my southern heritage out of those Jew mouths.

 

[Trombonista]

Ew. Keep my southern heritage out of those Jew mouths.

Would Muslim mouths be okay? Back on topic, does Kelila even have any Muslim friends?

 

[Plantation Barbie]

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Kayden Palestinians would have no problem throwing your pooner ass off the nearest tall building.

 

[GenociderSyo]

On instagram Kayden is begging for rent still.


On Tiktok she is showing off her new tattoo and going out on "dates" with herself for $60 plus dollar candle making.

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[Paper Machete]

Nothing says Man like going on a date with yourself to a lil candle making class and buying yourself flowers.

That's what desperately sad women who are afraid of being single past the age of 25 do. Really bizarre behavior to be honest.

EDIT: I just had a revelation that makes her vibe make sense and that's that she is a lot like a basic white girl addicted to over sharing on social media. The little candle shop classes, the chink "hauls", laboring on about how special she is because she's given birth, being oohed and awed by overpriced foods because they're "trendy", and so on. Despite her politics she embodies all the most easily made fun of stereotypes of a lot of Becky's.

 

[Trombonista]

Nothing says Man like going on a date with yourself to a lil candle making class and buying yourself flowers.

That's what desperately sad women who are afraid of being single past the age of 25 do. Really bizarre behavior to be honest.

EDIT: I just had a revelation that makes her vibe make sense and that's that she is a lot like a basic white girl addicted to over sharing on social media. The little candle shop classes, the chink "hauls", laboring on about how special she is because she's given birth, being oohed and awed by overpriced foods because they're "trendy", and so on. Despite her politics she embodies all the most easily made fun of stereotypes of a lot of Becky's.

She's basically a black Becky Gerber who actually went on testosterone.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Kayden wrote a long article about herself in some local news page. (Archive)

 

[Trombonista]

It would be inspirational, stunning, and brave if Kelila weren't a grifter and a shitty parent.

 

[expectant asshole]

Woman with short hair gives birth isn’t really a headline grabber.

 

[GenociderSyo]

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[Trombonista]

"Why are you paying attention to white people instead of me?"

 

[GenociderSyo]

It is an amazing concept did you know if you don't pay for something according to you contract they demand you pay for it and it has consequences?