Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 200 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 778 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 500 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 260 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,408
since there is no poll, I'm posting my prognosis here:

It will be exclusively Creator Clash 1/2/3 related and whatever Anusa and I did wrong. It has to be about money that was supposed to go to charity / unethical business practices / around negligence while morally grandstanding.

Nobody cares if Ian shits himself, that is OLD news. Also, that wouldn't turn his retard fanbase against him. I also don't think it will be about their broken relationship or infidelity, nobody cares and it's not hard hitting enough.

I do believe that Ethan wants to be better than Ian, so any petty and snide comments about THE RAPED won't be the big reveal.
 
I don't know how Ian recovers from this. He is taking basically all the flak and Anisa is basically using him as a cover to avoid all criticism.
His audience has turned against him in a big way, and even if he does go make new videos casual viewers will still remember, even if if hardcore viewers return. Anisa will either keep abusing him or she will leave him to try and find someone who has more popularity and social capital because Ian destroyed his entire YouTube career. Anisa is a parasite, and if the host gets too weak she will leave and latch onto a bigger whale. All of Ian's old friends are no longer friends or want to associate with him because he either turned his back on them, attacked them in a video or Anisa said or did something to make them not be friends with Ian. His new "friends" aren't actually his friends, just a cesspool of people jerking eachother off because it was a financially viable way of making money, but now associating with Ian is bad for profit or clout.
 
I don't really understand the "one of them cheated" theory. Neither of them are remotely sexual creatures; Anisa doesn't have a single sexual thought in her head and I genuinely doubt she has ever touched another human being in a sexual manner, except maybe once to cause Ian's chronic case of oneitis. Ian has been moulded into a Gollum-esque shadow of himself and whatever sexual inclinations he had have been swiftly trained out of him with BPD conditioning from Anus.
If Ian had gotten a whiff of pussy, a crumb of penis or even a chaste kiss from another person than Anisa, he would have realised what his life has become. Instead he's quadrupling down on Anus' whims.
 
I don't really understand the "one of them cheated" theory. Neither of them are remotely sexual creatures; Anisa doesn't have a single sexual thought in her head and I genuinely doubt she has ever touched another human being in a sexual manner, except maybe once to cause Ian's chronic case of oneitis. Ian has been moulded into a Gollum-esque shadow of himself and whatever sexual inclinations he had have been swiftly trained out of him with BPD conditioning from Anus.
If Ian had gotten a whiff of pussy, a crumb of penis or even a chaste kiss from another person than Anisa, he would have realised what his life has become. Instead he's quadrupling down on Anus' whims.
i think anisa could very well be the type who would cheat not for fun or pleasure but purely for the ego boost she would get from pulling a higher status guy
 
I don't really understand the "one of them cheated" theory. Neither of them are remotely sexual creatures.
I agree but anisa would do it just to humiliate Ian or just because of social pressure when she was hanging out with other whores on the "girl trip"
I honestly don't think anything happened but if it did i wouldn't be surprised.
 
i believe he has zero interest in ever cheating on anisa with anyone
Rate me dumb, but I think people overstate his sexlessness a bit. I doubt he's so zonked that he has 0 libido. She's tried kinky shit on him that he doesn't want and they are cold, dead fish on SRMC, that much incompatibility could make him seem much more asexual than he is. And this sexual wet blanket is his only companion that he gets 0 privacy from and spends all day with. Anisa They say things on SRMC that show there's screaming, crying, passive-aggression, and other BPD shit in their relationship. Another sex killer. The stripper therapy fantasy is probably his actual dream, I bet he has a very intense fantasy world (like maladaptive daydreaming tier) to cope with the constant failure. If she didn't have him under 25 hr surveillance and he actually still had fangirls to ineract with, I think it could happen.
 
No matter what he does that unfunny loser rekieta will get it because hes joshs personal lolcow, despite Ian's nosedive being immensely funnier and satisfying to watch in real time.

It’s two-pronged; Anisa’s wife’s failure is funnier in a more traditional lolcow way, whereas Rekeita is more of a horrorcow, which packs more of a punch in terms of the, “fuck, they’re pieces of shit, but crackpipes and pedos? Yeah…” This is what makes Chris a great lolcow— he’s both.

Also, Josh at one point ballwashed Rekeita, a la the Dick Masterson leaks, along with even Jim & others (Podawful was right again, etc., but only in hindsight,) so he feels more personally betrayed by Nick. He refused to move his thread into lolcow long after he’d fully revealed himself as one.

Much like Chris, Nick broke Dear Feeder’s heart :heart-empty:
 
It’s two-pronged; Anisa’s wife’s failure is funnier in a more traditional lolcow way, whereas Rekeita is more of a horrorcow, which packs more of a punch in terms of the, “fuck, they’re pieces of shit, but crackpipes and pedos? Yeah…” This is what makes Chris a great lolcow— he’s both.

Also, Josh at one point ballwashed Rekeita, a la the Dick Masterson leaks, along with even Jim & others (Podawful was right again, etc., but only in hindsight,) so he feels more personally betrayed by Nick. He refused to move his thread into lolcow long after he’d fully revealed himself as one.

Much like Chris, Nick broke Dear Feeder’s heart :heart-empty:
it doesn't hurt that nick was an already known/closely tied quantity to the sektur and the farms. that alone gives him an automatic buff over a more mainstream cow like Anisa and Ian or someone like bossman in the voting.
 
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