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- Sep 30, 2020
I’d have loved to have been a fly on the wall when they got that phone call. Especially in light of the fact that they were already dealing with the fallout from their failure of a son’s (soon-to-be-announced) child pornography charges. Do you think that they’ve seen the video? I’d love to see their reactions, but in all likelihood, if they are aware of it, chances are that they either can’t bring themselves to watch it, or tapped out after a few minutes, max.Imagine being hisfatherparents?
In other news…aaaaaaand it’s gone!
I wonder who deactivated it on his behalf, since he’s (supposedly) still in jail with no bond? Enabling family, perhaps? Could he have done it himself after being released on personal recognizance, and the news of such hasn’t yet found its way here? I’d like to think that he’s still behind bars, but you never know, given the wrist-slapping the system historically gives guys like this. Also, LOL at the “#fuckcancer.” His attempts to excuse his actions by using recent cancer deaths in his family to fish for sympathy were fucking revolting, not to mention reminiscent of Edward Hollingsworth V/@TwinkToilet from TCAP.
Some of his Reddit posts read so unfortunately in light of his most recent life milestone.
>”I have no intent on getting a job any time soon because my schedule is so unpredictable.” Translation: “I’m much too preoccupied with jerking off 23 hours a day.”
>Any scouts that he worked with need to be interrogated to make sure that they weren’t victimized, and to locate any further victims so that additional charges can be brought.
>”This would all be on top [of] trying to have a life and do normal high school things like go to football games and spend time with friends and maybe even get a girlfriend.” Yeah, you can forget about those last two. If he does pull in a girl, hopefully she’s as psychotic as Jeff Stacy’s wife, Leeann.
>”I just want to be respected by them and have my points actually be heard by them, and maybe even listen to me when I have to tell them something important.”
HAHAHAHAHA fuck right off, you NEET loser. Respect is fucking *earned,* and your recent choices ensure that not only will they never respect you, but that everything you say can and will be overruled by them. And what “important” things do you have to tell them? Surely not that you’re a broken-brained sexual predator and that they need to help you get into treatment…
>”Your life has always been worth living, is still worth living, and will always be worth living.” Well, yours isn’t/no longer is.
>”Please, do not take your life from us. Better times will come. There is light at the end of the tunnel, and it is not an oncoming train.” Please do, no they won’t, and hopefully it is.
>”Bad things are going to happen in life. Do not let those things define who you are. Rather, define who you are by how you react to those things.” There’s no escaping from being forever defined by this shit, Collin (no pun intended).
>”Chase your dreams. They will not chase you back.” Yuck. The only thing chasing you back after you decided to chase your dreams was the police.
>”Do not fear failure. It will teach you important lessons.” Judging by what we know about you, and the recidivism rates of your ilk, I doubt that you’ll be learning anything from this.
>”Try new things. You never know what you'll find you like if you just sit around and do the sane thing every day.” Like child porn, kid-fucking, and diaper-shitting? Also, ‘sane’ is a probable misspelling, but the way it changes the meaning of the sentence is unintentionally hilarious.
>”It's ok to be not ok. I've had my fair share of terrible, horrible, no good, very bad days, weeks, and months. Things get better with time.” You’re having some right now. And no, they won’t.
>”Love yourself. Even if you feel like you are the most unlovable person on the planet, there is someone that loves you.” You sure have a lot of practice in self-love. Yes, you are. No, there isn’t.
>”Enjoy the little things. Sometimes, they can make the biggest difference.” Like children? Or maybe the little roach feces you find in your daily jailhouse serving of bean gruel?
>”Trust the process. Everything has a reason for happening. We might not know why some of those things happen, but there is always a reason.” So…all of this happened for our entertainment and your misery, then? As well as to hopefully put some distance between you and underage kids for the foreseeable future?
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Oh, Collin, Collin, Collin…YOU HAVE SULLIED THE FAMILY NAME! SHAME ON YOU!!!
To quote 1998’s Mulan: YOU
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