Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[mr_negativity]

Nitrous is undetectable

All the galaxy gas he's huffing is slowly depleting his reserves of vitamin B12. Eventually his body won't produce enough myelin then he'll start suffering severe neurological problems. If he lies to his doctor about his abuse of nitrous oxide they won't be able to diagnose him as he won't show a B12 deficiency on a blood test. All the nitrous abuse oxidized the vitamin B12 making it useless.

His abuse would show up on a blood test with having elevated homocysteine and methylmalonic acid levels, but normal B12. These tests are non routine in regular medical bloodwork and not part of any drug test panel.

He can attempt to take all the B12 supplements he wants but it won't work. Only by quitting the gas will his body start metabolizing B12 again.

Nick suffering severe neurological damage, then lying to the ER staff stating he's clean causing delays in proper treatment that will make the damage permanent is the likely final outcome.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

I would have hired that one high energy physicist that is suspected of being hired to commit arson in pursuit of insurance fraud by multiple companies that were financially underwater. Motherfucker knew how to make concr

But he did do these things...
He did do drugs, he did cheat on his wife, and she cheated on him, and they were having orgies...
These are all things he DID. And has admitted to.

Oh fuck me 30 pages and its not even 6PM.


This retarded nigger is gonna get the county to go "you know what? It was admitted evidence." and give it over to Null faster.
Good.

"I'm accused of calling Montagraph of being a pedophile"
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No you did call him one. Also god that shirt makes him look like the drug addicted gay white version of Prince.
Nigger is stuck in sleazy 70s clothes.


Passing it? If Nick can do it I'm starting to think most people in this thread could do it.



An art project to honor their dead friend?
That's a lot of whiskey bottles.

It's a bullshit test. Some people really struggle with it and go on to become amazing attorneys. Others pass it first try and are garbage attorneys like rackets. Wisconsin has diploma privilege which is such a better system. Just get rid of dogshit law schools.

 

[Lonely khan]

Nick throws Kayla under the bus for hoarding whiskey bottles for an art project.

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So his attempted sweep is that he made his elderly parents move empty liquor bottles to a storage unit for a an art project he doesnt believe his wife will ever complete after the state took his children away when they found all the cocaine in his house. Genius stuff.

"An art project that I doubt she'll ever do"

Things are pretty icy at the rekeitas.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Hey Nick! Time to read the Bible again, here is a suggestion John 8:32.

 

[Vibralldo]

All the galaxy gas he's huffing is slowly depleting his reserves of vitamin B12. Eventually his body won't produce enough myelin then he'll start suffering severe neurological problems. If he lies to his doctor about his abuse of nitrous oxide they won't be able to diagnose him as he won't show a B12 deficiency on a blood test. All the nitrous abuse oxidized the vitamin B12 making it useless.

His abuse would show up on a blood test with having elevated homocysteine and methylmalonic acid levels, but normal B12. These tests are non routine in regular medical bloodwork and not part of any drug test panel.

He can attempt to take all the B12 supplements he wants but it won't work. Only by quitting the gas will his body start metabolizing B12 again.

Nick suffering severe neurological damage, then lying to the ER staff stating he's clean causing delays in proper treatment that will make the damage permanent is the likely final outcome.

But it doesn't show up on the court mandated drug tests so there's no reason for Nick to stop

 

[Oxyjen]

Pretty interesting video from the arrest, especially if you aren’t aware of Balldo’s history of flagging JessePS/PodAwful off of Patreon on behalf of Nick’s daddy-dick Dax.

Never seen this show before but he’s quite funny. Should be on terrestrial radio!
I contest his assertion that he invented Ape though. WE invented Ape.

Edit: holy shit, this is required viewing. Around the 1h mark.

 

[A Little Bird]

Would Hardin's motion requesting access to the evidence, or the Court's ruling on that motion, have been published anywhere?


As far as I can tell they're not on MCRO. I'd be interested in reading them.

 

[Fapcop]

But it doesn't show up on the court mandated drug tests so there's no reason for Nick to stop

It was fun to see how nervous and jittery he was today when he talked about the PO and what would happen if he got busted.

He even admitted that he needs to see her and “get a relationship with her”. (To manipulate her and get in front of a bust.)

Rekieta has lost the ability to lie effectively, so either he’s already breaking probation now, or he knows it’s a matter of time before he does.

 

[RotPockets]

Never seen this show before but he’s quite funny. Should be on terrestrial radio!
I contest his assertion that he invented Ape though. WE invented Ape.

This was his first appearance on the illustrious Killstream, JessePS vs. Dick Masterson, Ethan Ralph, Flamenco, Dame Pesos, Gator, and Mister Metokur. With color commentary provided by PPP. Nick was just a Facebook fanboy flaggot doing Dax’s bidding back then.

 

[Lurking9e9]

- He's not sure if he's going to sue @ItsAaronIgnoreMe but says it's up to Kayla. "She has a slam dunk case". And, "It's not up to me. She was the one who was 'victimized." Denies the rumors that he's behind the RP case. "Serving justice would be very sweet." Referenced Alford, etc.

Another lawsuit, considering his financial situation, would turn into:
DAMMIT NICK WE LOST THE HOUSE AGAIN.

 

[Vibralldo]

It was fun to see how nervous and jittery he was today when he talked about the PO and what would happen if he got busted.

He even admitted that he needs to see her and “get a relationship with her”. (To manipulate her and get in front of a bust.)

Rekieta has lost the ability to lie effectively, so either he’s already breaking probation now, or he knows it’s a matter of time before he does.

Because abusing nitrous is probably a violation of probation and the only thing stopping his PO from busting him is if she notices and cares

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He even admitted that he needs to see her and “get a relationship with her”. (To manipulate her and get in front of a bust.)

Faggy cuck simp Chaos, whining and pining over the stockfish-scented Valkyrie. I genuinely wish you win Kayla, Fapcop.

Rekieta has lost the ability to lie effectively, so either he’s already breaking probation now, or he knows it’s a matter of time before he does.

I operate under the general assumption everything he says is a lie.

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

I don't think this Jo Fazzio guy is right in the head. I am not sure anybody Nick is left with is right in the head.

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Uhhh the guy with the pitchfork is Satan - so I guess that's who his Lord is.

 

[Soapmore]

Or something like that. I hurt my brain.
It makes no sense that MN or addict is trying to claim that BOdYCAM footage is private merely because they are the subject in the video or because it was not entered as evidence? It exists. Criminal case settled. Done.

Sir, you must be mistaken, I distinctly remember Nicholas R. Rekieta, Esq. extolling the virtues and transparency in general and the importance of bodycam availability specifically, and Nick would never lie.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Because abusing nitrous is probably a violation of probation and the only thing stopping his PO from busting him is if she notices and cares

I think it's abundantly clear by now that the law enforcement and justice system of that back water shit hole isn't gonna do anything. After the initial bust, something noticably changed and he's being handled with the kiddies of gloves.

 

[AnOminous]

Not yet there arent.
Wait...
Did someone post the filing here?

Shit this thread moves too fast.

Someone probably did but here's another.

Not sure why there were two a couple days apart since they seem to be either identical or nearly identical.

 

[Melty Butter]

I have NO IDEA why KC is live, but here we are.
Rekieta's in the title, but give it four hours. /sigh

(Do they go live when filming their previews? Confused.)


ETA: It's real. Cool. I'll get to bed by midnight.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

- Ended by thanking those who have adopted Supertips and claims that 2 creators are "above him" in Superchat earnings. He plans to correct that. He then says that Supertips are helping him pay for his family after a year of not working.

Well, it seems today's run didn’t yield great results. My code detected only 18 unique SuperTips (*max: 26), totaling $126.30.

June 06, 2024: Karen Read Trial - Day 27 - Breaking The Beverly Wall
• Total Amount Donated: $126.30 (*max: $208.90)
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 9
• Total from Anonymous Donors: $45.50
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
- vVvPrince: $20.80
- G Gatesofabove: $15.00
- CCBS NEW WBZ BOSTOI Gatesofabove: $15.00
• Average Donation Size: $7.43
• Average Donation Rate: $22.18 per hour of video
Note: SuperChats accounted for an additional $34

The result is so low that I'm starting to question whether the code is even working properly. It appears to be functioning as intended... but I don’t exactly have five hours and forty-one minutes of my life to glue my eyes to pure torture just to verify.

If you spot a Super Tip that didn’t get logged, feel free to DM me. I’ll update the detection parameters accordingly. The attached CSV file contains the full data log.

Spoiler: Technical Spergery

So, what exactly does the code do?
Every 2 seconds, it analyzes a video frame in search of very specific hues—my sacred chromatic thresholds. Once a region matching the blessed palette is identified, it calculates the area covered. If the candidate box meets the threshold, the system invokes EasyOCR to extract the text. The text is then parsed and exported to CSV.

Continuation logic?
If two Super Tips share the same username and donation amount, and there are no intervening frames without a donation box, I treat them as a single, continuous message.

What’s “max”?
The “max” value reflects what the total would have been if I had decided to count each message fragment individually—ignoring continuation logic.

Spoiler: Table

video_timestamp	username	amount	message	url
1:36:24	Anonymous	5	believe that this man has sub-average cognition resulting from his partial Gamorrean ancestry: Also, | vant to saook your blaahd: Jokes aside, the fact that the McCabes hate this guy indicates that he's probably a decent person: Also, everyone should try out the new voices on super tips!	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=5784
1:37:12	Anonymous	15.5	Is the state of Massachusetts present in this admiralty courtroom? Address me as Brigitte Macron, Mistress of France_ knew itl Wake up Barnes! Call Alex Jones!	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=5832
1:37:28	Anonymous	5	The whistles go woo WOO! Time to wake up and make breakfast:	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=5848
1:37:58	Anonymous	5	OBJECTION YOUR HONORI HANK BRENNAN IS A PISSY MAN- BABY WITH A BRAIN EVEN SMALLER THAN HIS GENITALIA Overruled, I sucked Mr: Brennan'$s wiener this morning and it was about the same size as Curt's. Speaking of Curt; Im am jealous that his mammary's are even bigger than my judge Cannone Cannons	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=5878
1:39:06	Anonymous	5	Mr: Loughlin, do the carbon monoxide levels at the ice rink affect your mental capacities? THIS JUDGE IS A JOKE: SHE SHOULD BE IMPEACHED AN DISBARRED FOR ASKING SUCH A QUESTION:	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=5946
1:39:28	Nick Campbell	5	Brennan's treatment of our friend Lucky; the Franken- truck driver; shows he's competing with a certain lawyer for micropeen of the year: good	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=5968
2:14:44	Anonymous	5	So how long till you sue me or are u too seething & morphing into your final form as Skelletor? busy	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=8084
3:05:36	Glenn	5	All you underage girls, especially in-state, avoid the white van offering pizza casserole, and carry a ball peen hammer: He has a MICRO-PEEN, so it may take several swings!	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=11136
3:12:56	Frogsprings Frens	5	Despite it's effectiveness at repairing plastic components, Krazy & Baking soda simply cannot fix an itty-bitty. teenie-weenie--more commonly referred to as Kurtis U Minimus Micro-Pee-Nye. " glue	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=11576
3:25:00	Lordofthereee	5	was always willing to be reasonable, until saw Kurt's micropeen and had to be unreasonable	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=12300
4:06:24	CCBS NEW WBZ BOSTOI Gatesofabove	15	9J4AM LOWELL use me mr: Allen, but what; IF ANYTHING, does Iloon knot" mean to this investigation Mr: proctc	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=14784
4:06:42	G Gatesofabove	15	excuse me mr Allen, but what, IF ANYTHING, does "leaky balloon knot" mean to this investigation Mr: proctor?	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=14802
5:06:14	Josh Horner	5	believe the code that all of these web based streaming tools use is the browser's built in WebRTC API: WebRTC has an automatic control feature, which | suspect is the source of at least some of gain your audio problems when using these tools. Look for a browser extension called Disable Automatic Gain Control' . This resolved similar issues for me in conference calls. Micro Peen:	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=18374
5:12:02	vVvPrince	5	Losing 30 to 50 pounds increases penile length by 1 inch, if Kurt could lose 200 pounds, he could have four and half inches. Then he wouldn't be a bitch with a micro penis, but he would be a bitch	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=18722
5:22:46	Anonymous	5	While [ appreciate your legal commentary as always, ! must ask if you purchased your shirt from the estate sale of Siegfried and Roy?	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=19366
5:23:26	vVvPrince	15.8	would like to bring it to the courts attention that my client in fact does not have a micropenis Grounds? Are you really telling me that that bitch Kurt is packing heat? would like to make it part of the record that that bitch Kurt indeed does have a micro penis boy	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=19406
5:36:28	CBS NEW WBZ BOSTOI Razeddead	5	1,78 15/64320 ring to the so the haters and their micro pes Id. Cheers! grift	https://youtu.be/y0hMRMzOdx0?t=20188

- SERIOUS audio issues as if he were under deep audio water. This new mod may not recover. They were relentless in trying to help Nick. It wasn't going well:

Is that really a new janny? I remember seeing a tweet from this same username last year, commenting on how Rekieta had previously invited them to dinner. I even saved the tweet, considering Rekieta’s swinging tendencies.


X | A

 

[Neetness]

Nick looks like a fucking bobblehead. If you swapped Nick's head with Hasan's, they would finally have size appropriate bodies.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It's a bullshit test. Some people really struggle with it and go on to become amazing attorneys. Others pass it first try and are garbage attorneys like rackets. Wisconsin has diploma privilege which is such a better system. Just get rid of dogshit law schools.

Jesus Christ, we get it: you had to take it more than once.

For February exams (which iirc Nick took, and which has lower pass rates than the standard July exam) shows overall pass rates for first timers across all states/ DC/ PR/ territories look about lowish 60s, eyeballing it. Minnesota's is 68%, on the higher end but not the highest. Wisconsin's is 69%. SD is the highest, followed by UT, with DE, AK, and HI among the highest group. Lowest include VT, IA, NH, CT, MI. Notoriously challenging NY, CA, and FL are 57%, 62%, and 65%, respectively.

July exams have much higher rates, with MN at 88%, most in the 80s, and the lowest (except PR) being ND, at 71%.

So for Nick to meet that 68% February hurdle, he was at least in the 33rd percentile - probably his lifetime high for anything.