Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dammit Mandrake!]

This rollercoaster has another hill?? Fuck yeah!!

 

[Something Awful]

LOL, Nick the Reasonable Man!

 

[Lian Xing]

This rollercoaster has another hill?? Fuck yeah!!

And all it took was about one hundred posts of “spirituality” sperging.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Her avatar looks to me like drawing by AI from her image. So it doesn't prove anything.

Does AI normally add boobs on women lacking boobs?



Dress also doesn’t fit her style unless she’s now going the trad wholesome I changed and found God now ignore my hideous tattoos route, which would fit in with a post partying drugs and swinging lifestyle

 

[AltisticRight]

That's probably a fake account. I have removed the postmark.

This skelly fag lacks the knowledge or discipline to build a killdozer. Iconography and symbolism against the state aside, it was a miracle that Marvin Heemeyer didn't kill anyone during his rampage. He narrowly missed a school and if he detonated those petrol tanks, innocent people would have died.

This larp is gayer than fake ape up there.

 

[PrestonHolt]

LOL, Nick the Reasonable Man!

Bruuuuh, imagine nick welding killdozer, (imagine Nick doing any kind of work). His best attempt at kildozer would be straping empty bottles around his rustang with ductape and driving into a tree.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

It’s either Nick or some retard.

 

[TurdThrower]

I don't think this Jo Fazzio guy is right in the head. I am not sure anybody Nick is left with is right in the head.

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A therapist could make a fortune if they had sole access to Nick’s remaining fans as long as they enjoyed working overtime. These people do not live in the real world.

 

[not william stenchever]

Now why the f were discussing this is beyond me I must admit.

Autism, fren.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

He really really wants that lolcow of the year.

 

[Tablet County]

Bruuuuh, imagine nick welding killdozer, (imagine Nick doing any kind of work). His best attempt at kildozer would be straping empty bottles around his rustang with ductape and driving into a tree.

Nick would forego welding goggles and render himself permanently blind, after which he would dedicate all of his public efforts to convincing everyone that he still had his eyesight.

 

[Kakkerum420]

He really really wants that lolcow of the year.

A threepeat is no small thing.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

He really really wants that lolcow of the year.

A threepeat is no small thing.

I thought he was no longer able to win after the rule changes last year?

 

[Vibralldo]

I know that some people are once again predicting the mythical divorce arc after we learned that Kayla considered divorcing Nick after he supposedly beat her and beat his son. He hurt her child, and she knew about it, and she knew about April, and she still decided to stay. Our wife is there forever. She's a non-functioning mentally broken basketcase with no spine, no agency, and no sense of self worth or self esteem. She wants to be as far from the public eye as possible. Let me just disabuse people of the notion of Kayla "divorce raping" Nick. She doesn't have the mental or emotional wherewithal to go through a circus of a divorce where she is not only fighting Nick Rekieta. She's fighting Bob and Celeste Rekieta. You can bet your bottom dollar that there are non-pornographic photos and videos of Kayla that could leak and absolutely destroy her. I guarantee a manipulative shyster like Nick has weird and funny footage and photos of Kayla doing drugs or other embarassing things. Rich families like the Rekieta's also often set up trusts in a way where they can't be taken in a divorce in case they have a fuck up like Nick. And neither of them want custody of those kids. They're at an impasse. So, I still firmly believe Our Wife is there forever. They should have the plastic skeleton hold a little sign that says, "You're here forever, Qayla."

The second Kayla files for divorce, the second Nick suddenly and conveniently reveals she gave their daughter cocaine on purpose and Nick hid that fact from everyone because Kayla apologized and Nick wanted to keep the family together for the kids.

 

[trash cat]

Wants to add Montagraph voice.

High IQ big brained move by Nick.

Sucking down tanks of nitrous and snorting bottles of Adderall gives a veritable fountain of great ideas. (Not to mention the health benefits!)

Nick estimates he could get $420,000 ($210,000 per person that viewed the footage) plus economic damages from the state for the bodycam viewings:
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Balldo the limp should definitely sue Kandiyohi county; his montegraph lawsuit has been such a resounding financial and courtroom success.

What could possibly go wrong? It's all upside!

 

[Meat Target]

because K started to resent me and our relationship. A rift was forming and she was misdirecting her anger at me.

If this is the real April:

RIGHTFULLY SO, you homewrecking crackwhore.

 

[woc_krava]

Yeah.


A DM has been sent to her.
I guess, she just wants closure. I'm playing Devil's Advocate here.
She's posted this soliloquy to get it out of her system because out of everyone, she's been the only silent one. Both Skelly and Aaron have ran their fag mouths constantly as if they're guzzling each other's goo.
Another way to verify this is through Keanu. She will be doing a stream with the Sektur's Yehuda Gabbie Hoffman, someone can ask her if it's April. She's likely in contact with Keanu. If Keanu says yes, then I'm happy to say it's 80% her.

I don't think it's skelly.
"I fucked my side piece in my parent's house" -- why?
He's an exhibitionist but even that's too much, too gross and sick.

Oh, there's something else I can do. Be right back.

I think we should leave it to AltisticRight or Null to verify the authenticity of the account before giving it any attention.

 

[Lian Xing]

I thought he was no longer able to win after the rule changes last year?

That rule change is bullshit. If he’s not in the running, there will be a revolt. I foresee minimal participation or votes for the least funny candidate. There will always be an asterisk for the 2025 winner if the rule change stands.

 

[TurdThrower]

I was good with the kids and even told Nick I wouldn't mind being a step mom if it came to it, but you all know how that went...

Ok I don’t think you are the real April but just in case you are, why do you believe this? Those children were neglected, exposed to degeneracy that no kid should bear witness to, and one of them even tested positive for coke. Also you already had step children and we all know how that worked out.

If you are the real April I implore you to get a grip on reality because you are not living in it.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

I mean lines up with everything we know so far with little new info. Posted at an hour Nick is passed out. My feelings is it’s gayops. But it would be funny and weird if it was real

This looks like 100% gay ops. The urge to start a KF account, then clear the air on mundane shit in Balldo-land, then the vagueness of the post, then asking for everyone to move on as 'she' moves on (Steisand Effect activated) is weak sauce.

Down to the snide remarks about Kayla, Bob and Celeste running a mistress Air BnB and wanting to be a stepmom reeks of a lazy attempt to skinwalk as April using cliff notes of this thread's mid-tier theories.

The real April wouldn't venture near KF; she's one more likely to reactivate her social media if she were to come out of her hole.