Petition - Ban @Storytime from general chat?

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

no because general chat is cancer, and if we let enough annoying faggots run around doing whatever they want in it the few good users left might be compelled to move to greener pastures

 

[y a t s]

Yes. Only because he always talks about weird sex shit, gay stuff, and can frequently be found carrying on discussions regarding child rape and pedophilia. To be clear, he is not advocating for those last 2, but discussion of it is still super unpleasant to be around. I asked many times that people stop discussing the false prophet muhammad (piss be upon him) and his child bride, and Storytime decided to accuse me of defending pedophilia and also of being a pedo myself.

Just for fun, here's every time he has said "pedo" in chat:

[2025-05-11 17:38:08 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: there is a pedophile in there talking about how he wants to ship nome out to his country
[2025-05-11 23:02:01 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Ass to Ass, i am not a pedophile and i do not masturbate and i do not watch anime
[2025-05-12 23:49:27 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: one ends in you being a pedophile
[2025-05-13 14:55:12 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: well kiwifarms is not a safe place for pedophiles i'm sure
[2025-05-13 15:43:48 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: most anime is for pedos
[2025-05-13 15:47:46 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: Retarded_FAG/Jerry - Brazilian pedophile that likes 8 year olds. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.
[2025-05-13 16:07:47 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: Retarded_FAG/Jerry - Brazilian pedophile that likes 8 year olds. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.
[2025-05-13 16:07:50 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: it says here that he is a pedophile
[2025-05-13 16:50:05 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: he is a 42 year old brazilian pedophile who hangs out with soyteens
[2025-05-13 17:17:04 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: bossmanjack will never be revealed to be a pedo or some other random drama or whatever because he's too busy doing gambling
[2025-05-13 19:34:00 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: not some random retarded faggot being a pedo
[2025-05-13 21:37:50 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: i wish sam hyde wasn't a pedophile rapist
[2025-05-13 21:53:34 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: and he'd be a pedo
[2025-05-13 22:02:55 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: getting reported because i dislike pedophiles
[2025-05-14 03:15:46 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: that shit is boring and sam hyde is a pedo rapist
[2025-05-14 14:34:53 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: are people going to think i'm a pedophile because i don't have a phone now
[2025-05-14 18:00:19 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: or being a pedo
[2025-05-15 17:51:48 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Gregis, he is a 42 year old brazilian pedophile who hangs with sharty 16 year olds
[2025-05-15 17:53:15 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @anonymous89848, i'm reporting you for being a pedophile
[2025-05-15 17:53:38 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @anonymous89848, it says on a very well respected wikipedia that you are a pedophile
[2025-05-15 17:53:58 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: you are a pedophile
[2025-05-15 17:54:43 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: a mentally retarded ED user who is brazilian, 42, and a pedophile
[2025-05-15 17:58:01 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: and it says on your wiki page you're a pedo
[2025-05-15 17:59:47 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: Retarded_FAG/Jerry - Brazilian pedophile that likes 8 year olds. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.
[2025-05-15 17:59:57 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: so you're true and honest about being a pedo
[2025-05-15 18:01:03 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: Retarded_FAG/Jerry - Brazilian pedophile that likes 8 year olds. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.
[2025-05-15 18:01:04 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: Retarded_FAG/Jerry - Brazilian pedophile that likes 8 year olds. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.
[2025-05-15 18:01:05 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: Retarded_FAG/Jerry - Brazilian pedophile that likes 8 year olds. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.
[2025-05-15 18:01:29 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @anonymous89848, Retarded_FAG/Jerry - Brazilian pedophile that likes 8 year olds. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.
[2025-05-15 18:05:18 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Anonymous Against Foodism, pedophile
[2025-05-15 18:12:14 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: Retarded_FAG/Jerry - Brazilian pedophile that likes 8 year olds. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.
[2025-05-15 18:13:39 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @anonymous89848, Retarded_FAG/Jerry - Brazilian pedophile that likes 8 year olds. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.
[2025-05-15 18:13:39 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: Retarded_FAG/Jerry - Brazilian pedophile that likes 8 year olds. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.
[2025-05-15 18:13:40 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: Retarded_FAG/Jerry - Brazilian pedophile that likes 8 year olds. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.
[2025-05-15 18:29:15 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @anonymous89848, because you're a pedophile
[2025-05-15 18:29:30 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @anonymous89848, you literally are a pedophile
[2025-05-15 18:29:58 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @ConspicuousArdiunoDue, Retarded_FAG/Jerry - Brazilian pedophile that likes 8 year olds. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.
[2025-05-15 18:38:29 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: ok now there are turkish mudslime pedos
[2025-05-15 18:50:21 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Doğu Perinçek, you are a mudslime turkish pedo
[2025-05-15 18:50:43 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @bwc person, all mudslimes are pedophiles
[2025-05-15 19:02:24 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Anonymous Against Foodism, die mudslime pedo
[2025-05-15 19:03:26 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: can you get off my dick you literal pedophile
[2025-05-15 19:03:50 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: all muslims are pedophiles
[2025-05-15 19:04:31 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Anonymous Against Foodism, die you stupid pedo
[2025-05-15 19:04:46 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: you are literally a mudslime pedo on kiwifarms
[2025-05-15 19:06:06 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: since i'm not a pedophile
[2025-05-15 19:06:48 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Anonymous Against Foodism, literally all muslims are pedophiles
[2025-05-15 19:06:59 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: they worship the pedophile prophet muhammad
[2025-05-15 19:16:06 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Anonymous Against Foodism, you are a pedophile
[2025-05-15 19:16:08 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: all mudslimes are pedophiles
[2025-05-15 19:16:13 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: therefore you are a pedophile
[2025-05-15 19:20:02 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: report the mudslimes for being pedophiles
[2025-05-15 19:23:20 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Doğu Perinçek is a pedophile by the way
[2025-05-15 19:25:47 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: Retarded_FAG/Jerry - Brazilian pedophile that likes 8 year olds. Although he wasnt on the poll, but still worth mentioning.
[2025-05-27 21:42:32 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: no nigger stop calling me a pedophile
[2025-05-27 22:26:32 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: scout trooper was calling me a pedophile earlier i should have let him continue doing that
[2025-05-28 12:26:35 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: someone who watches anime being a pedophile?
[2025-05-28 18:48:04 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: that user is a pedophile who was banned from the sharty to linking to cp images on wikipedia
[2025-05-28 18:48:34 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Bababooey Warlock, go call him a pedo in the thread
[2025-05-28 19:06:11 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: whatevermancer is defending pedophilic images in my thread
[2025-05-29 02:18:20 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: can you stop calling me a pedo you stupid nigger
[2025-05-29 02:19:13 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: i literally exposed a pedo today nigga
[2025-05-29 13:23:08 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: because you're either going to troon out or become a pedophile
[2025-05-29 13:45:56 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: and then they turn out to be a gay pedo faggot tranny
[2025-05-29 14:11:55 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Crunkle, he's some random sharty pedo who started spamming my profile so i made a mass debate thread
[2025-05-29 14:12:49 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: and also don't be a pedophile who got banned for posting cp
[2025-05-29 14:26:44 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: he's a shartypedo i'm not
[2025-05-29 14:27:23 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Tread Miller, shartypedo
[2025-05-29 14:35:37 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: no tread miller is some random shartypedo
[2025-05-29 15:57:04 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @dirt lamb, he's a mudslime pedophile
[2025-05-29 17:15:44 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: catbox is owned by pedophiles
[2025-05-29 22:24:31 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: he's a pedo
[2025-05-30 01:29:50 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @ANightOwl, don't defend your e-daddy pedophile here please
[2025-05-30 01:34:51 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: the worst injustice in this world is that literally all rich or famous guys are pedophiles
[2025-05-30 01:48:59 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: i will stop accusing him of being a pedophile when he stops advocating and funding child rapists
[2025-05-30 01:50:49 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: then everyone here is supporting a pedophile
[2025-05-30 01:51:33 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: i said anyone who watches fishtank supports a pedophile
[2025-05-30 01:53:19 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: if you support pedophiles that's on you
[2025-05-30 02:32:21 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: i guarantee that if you disagree with me you're either gay or a pedo or a tranny
[2025-05-30 17:33:15 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @ArgonianVoter, all homosexual person is a pedophile
[2025-05-30 17:33:23 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: all homosexual people are porn addicts, and all porn addicts are pedophiles
[2025-05-30 17:35:00 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: if masturbation didn't exist then neither would pedophiles
[2025-05-30 18:09:27 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Zionazi, your thread literally had a pedo in it
[2025-05-30 18:50:03 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: pedophilia is exclusively a porn addiction issue
[2025-05-30 19:35:31 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: if so hang yourself pedo
[2025-05-30 19:37:41 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: even on the kiwifarms there's no escape from pedophile
[2025-05-30 19:37:41 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]*: even on the kiwifarms there's no escape from pedophiles
[2025-05-30 19:38:23 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: well there's no place on the site free of pedos then nigga
[2025-05-30 19:38:23 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]*: well there's no place on the internet free of pedos then nigga
[2025-05-31 15:07:28 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: you literally won't stop calling me a pedophile for no reason
[2025-05-31 15:51:25 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Sandnigger Mudhut, die mudslime pedo
[2025-05-31 15:51:51 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Tread Miller, all mudslimes are pedos
[2025-05-31 16:33:56 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: i would like to remind everyone in the chat that @anonymous89848 is a 42 year old brazilian pedophile NEET
[2025-05-31 16:34:18 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: i said he was a pedo already
[2025-05-31 16:36:19 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Daddy's Angry Juice, i will make a tts thread if you keep calling me a pedo nigga
[2025-05-31 21:24:28 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @bwc person, i'm in a dm chain and shartypedos are NOT invited btw
[2025-05-31 22:02:42 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Sandnigger Mudhut, you're a pedo nigga
[2025-05-31 22:06:46 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: 2 pedophiles in the chat
[2025-05-31 22:07:46 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: 2 pedophiles unbanned and in chat
[2025-05-31 22:30:42 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @dcss, that was literally made by a 42 year old brazilian pedophile
[2025-06-01 02:39:41 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Xavier Ravenblood, keep supporting sam hyde the pedophile
[2025-06-01 02:41:25 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: still a pedo
[2025-06-01 03:11:54 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: he's a pedo
[2025-06-01 03:12:14 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: that makes you a pedo
[2025-06-01 19:32:54 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @dcss, why are you defending pedos
[2025-06-01 19:36:06 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: kiwifarms has stopped banning pedophiles for some reason
[2025-06-01 19:37:43 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @y a t s, are you a pedo
[2025-06-01 19:37:55 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @y a t s, stop defending pedos
[2025-06-01 19:45:48 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: yats might be a pedo
[2025-06-01 19:46:33 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: well he shouldh't defend pedos
[2025-06-01 20:10:26 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Ass to Ass, jannies don't ban pedophiles anymore
[2025-06-01 20:10:47 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: they just don't ban pedos anymore
[2025-06-01 20:18:39 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @W'rkncacnter, i'm not a pedo
[2025-06-02 05:23:55 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: ban shartypedos
[2025-06-02 05:30:27 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @bwc person, go masturbate to 16 year old girls again you pedo
[2025-06-02 05:31:17 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Tread Miller, you are probably a pedo so it's fair
[2025-06-02 17:07:37 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: i'm not a pedophile
[2025-06-02 17:07:50 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Shrekking Crew, it's a show about 16 year old teens for pedos
[2025-06-02 21:21:44 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: pedo
[2025-06-02 23:53:08 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Xavier Ravenblood, congrats you get to support your pedo e-daddy some more
[2025-06-03 04:19:01 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: i'm not an fnfpedo
[2025-06-03 04:46:09 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @bwc person, i don't think null is a pedophile porn addict sadly for you
[2025-06-03 17:59:16 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Harm, stop engaging the pedo
[2025-06-03 17:59:30 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: sandnigger mudhut is a pedo
[2025-06-03 18:24:47 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: go keep giving the mudslime pedophile the attention he wants
[2025-06-03 18:26:04 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: i reported another pedo like a few weeks ago
[2025-06-03 18:27:38 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: amazing how you retards managed to turn this conversation on me when i just wanted you guys to stop giving pedophiles attention
[2025-06-03 19:30:06 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Tread Miller, all shartypedos use discord this is a fact
[2025-06-03 21:06:18 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @the rat, stop talking to the pedo
[2025-06-03 21:20:13 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @jameskopp, @Judas Connor Moon, stop talking to the pedo
[2025-06-04 03:04:44 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: stop talking to the pedo
[2025-06-04 03:05:50 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: you're just another pedo to me
[2025-06-04 03:06:20 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: because pedos hate me for some reason
[2025-06-04 03:08:33 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: you're a gross pedophile and nobody likes you
[2025-06-04 04:53:52 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: just another pedo
[2025-06-04 04:54:23 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: loves pedos award
[2025-06-04 05:04:33 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: they're usually pedos
[2025-06-04 20:16:10 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: why do men ALWAYS do this shit when they get revealed as a pedo or something
[2025-06-04 22:06:26 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: why is the pedo here
[2025-06-04 22:07:45 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: stop talking to the pedophile please
[2025-06-04 22:08:44 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: why is mound dweller the only one calling him a pedo nigga
[2025-06-04 22:09:01 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @xXWild_DripXx, stop talking to the pedo bruh
[2025-06-04 22:14:49 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Idiotron, because he's a pedophile?
[2025-06-04 22:14:52 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: all muslims are pedophiles
[2025-06-04 22:15:12 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: they're all just pedophiles!
[2025-06-04 22:15:24 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: what do you get when you mix sandnigger IQ with a religion that allows for pedophilia?
[2025-06-04 22:15:25 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: you get a pedo
[2025-06-04 23:42:57 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: @Ken Barlow, he's a pedo
[2025-06-05 00:50:26 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: no, he's a pedo too
[2025-06-05 02:50:39 EDT] [Storytime (#198990)]: quit talking to the pedo you niggas

TOTAL: 150
Note: messages with a * after the username are edits of previous messages.

 

[Tread Miller]

Looks like @Storytime was banned, from a little more than chat

 

[Hellwalker]

Someone play the "Rest in piss. Ain't gonna be missed." video NOW!

 

[The Un-Clit]

Sock of @Muttley, eh? Although it doesn't matter any more I take back my 'no' vote.

 

[GotFriedBy]

Not to mention, Storytime is infamous in the soysphere... mainly with members of Soyjak Blog and /qa/, xhe is most well known by the name of "Terrycrews"
and to make matters worse, the whore kept questioning about my fetishes, although I was fine with it for a bit, now im not because other people began feeling umcomfortable about it and Terry is just not a good person at all, I hope xhe dies

not only I want Storytime banned from general chat, but I want xer full account banned too because xhe is a fetish stalker... and a fucking freak

I don't like xher but nobody is fucking forcing you to post on the shiwi about gooning to women who are so obese they can't move

 

[RacistComputer79]

>T.O.C. this is entry team, suspect has been neutralized.

 

[slungus22]

Sock of @Muttley, eh? Although it doesn't matter any more I take back my 'no' vote.

why was muttley banned

 

[Tread Miller]

In dishonor of Muttleytime being banned, here are some screencaps of Storytime's chat messages:

Spoiler: May 29

Spoiler: May 31

Spoiler: June 1

Spoiler: June 2

Spoiler: June 3

Spoiler: June 4

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

why was muttley banned

Apparently he had a meltdown in chat over the stickers and started to think about ways he could piss off Null and then just started calling him a pedo and it all ended with Muttley yelling "BAN ME!" so he got banned.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

EDIT: This thread is now unnecessary because @Storytime is banned.

Looks like you got your wish!
View attachment 7458599

Spoiler: Jannies within an hour of the thread

 

[Schwarzwald]

I haven't been on the Farms nearly as much as I used to be the last few months so I'm a bit out of touch. I am seeing so many users I don't recognize and so much additional weirdness combining with the old weirdness. Slowly working towards becoming Discord Lite I think.

 

[Eddie Riggs]

I haven't been on the Farms nearly as much as I used to be the last few months so I'm a bit out of touch. I am seeing so many users I don't recognize and so much additional weirdness combining with the old weirdness. Slowly working towards becoming Discord Lite I think.

2025 join date infestation is getting out of hand

 

[The Un-Clit]

I haven't been on the Farms nearly as much as I used to be the last few months so I'm a bit out of touch. I am seeing so many users I don't recognize and so much additional weirdness combining with the old weirdness. Slowly working towards becoming Discord Lite I think.

We've gotten a flood of refugees lately, soyjak kiddies and some other group of displaced retards too.

 

[rapecel]

Also a sock of a disabled pooner.

is that true? would explain why xe got mad in the women hate thread

 

[SofondaCox]

I see no purpose for socks aside from manufacturing consensus or attempting to trick fellow farmers. If you've got the free time for either of those things, get a fuckin part time job.

 

[Banquet Meal]

Chat is usually pretty gay anyway,

what is the chat feature for? ive always wanted to dip my toe in, but im shy

 

[The Un-Clit]

what is the chat feature for? ive always wanted to dip my toe in, but im shy

It's nothing to be nervous about, fam. It's usually just a bunch of Kiwis shitposting in real-time.

It's rarely serious unless something huge is going on, just random discussion about anything you care to talk about.

Jump in or out as you please, and as long as you observe basic social etiquette (say hello and goodbye, don't be a cuntwaffle for no reason, etc.) you will be fine.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Just been everyone who says to ban someone because that's annoying There's an ignore button. You should try it some time. I've at least 10 different people set on ignoi.

 

[Drip Torch]

Chat is usually pretty gay anyway, how much worse can this guy be making it?

Unless they are actively disrupting chat by spamming, posting cheese pizza or other degeneracy etc. I say let em all speak.

I vote no on the grounds of free speech, the rock this site was built upon.

Tried my best to shit up chat, on several occasions. What Im I doing wrong?