Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

6/5/2025 @ 2:57:54 PM NRT (Nick Rekieta Time)

That can't be right because it's currently 6/5/2025 12:46 PM NRT

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Okay maybe it’s very good gayops?

Still pressing X on this, but if it is really her we shouldn’t be too incredulous that she’d post on here.

For one thing, it’s weird attention seeking behavior that does match all the descriptions of her.

And also, posting on KF while not confirming her identity does serve her.
-She gets to vent
-She gets to hurt Nick and Kayla
-She can maintain plausible deniability

While the dank anime thing should be a big tell that its bullshit, it’s possible someone gave her some Op Sec advice.

Do we have an idea as to how old her boyfriend is?

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Do we have an idea as to how old her boyfriend is?

I believe Nick is 43.

:p

 

[Vibralldo]

Still pressing X on this, but if it is really her we shouldn’t be too incredulous that she’d post on here.

For one thing, it’s weird attention seeking behavior that does match all the descriptions of her.

And also, posting on KF while not confirming her identity does serve her.
-She gets to vent
-She gets to hurt Nick and Kayla
-She can maintain plausible deniability

While the dank anime thing should be a big tell that its bullshit, it’s possible someone gave her some Op Sec advice.

Do we have an idea as to how old her boyfriend is?

If it was in that anime site breach the missing puzzle piece is if April is a fan of anime (doesn't seem like she is)

Could also be it is her account that was compromised and taken over by a troll now, but that's a lot of hard work to post 1 message for slightly more credibility than just registering a new email like aprilandersonforreal@gmail.com and they'd have to have held onto it for a while or april didn't do good opsec

 

[oh no im late for school]

Appreciating a non-destroyed body
Archive

her sweet baby

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It's possible that someone registered these accounts to throw us off, but they'd have to have known someone would look them up

Best guess is someone had an old throwaway email they realized was in a database breach. Added April’s name and photo to make it seem more authentic and AI generated a cartoon photo of April from older pics.

My guess is Jesse’s doing.

 

[Fapcop]

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https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1929219715735437717

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dgjnr

So he's claimed it's been consistently stated by us kiwi farmers that we want to see his children.

I don't know, that seems like something he could easily prove. But he's not doing that. Funny and weird.

Doesn’t this smug, lying faggot have his kids on stream on a regular basis these days?

EDIT: There’s only one way to gauge whether the “April” poster is the True and Honest April, or a dang, dirty troll imposter.

Post tits and or leg shot. I’ll recognize them instantly and if in doubt will compare with the saved pics in my misc goon eh Rekieta folder.

 

[1NpuLs]

April is a fan of anime

what are the odds that nick has shown her redo of the healer?

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

If it was in that anime site breach the missing puzzle piece is if April is a fan of anime (doesn't seem like she is)

Maybe I’m just speed reading too hard, but all I saw in thread was Altistic post an image referencing the MangaDex breach.

Can we access it and check if the email is on it?

 

[Vibralldo]

My guess is Jesse’s doing.

I could see that. The main contention was that "there's no way her email would be dankanime17", so if it's confirmed hers that increases the likelihood it's legit

 

[SargonF00t]

I have a serious gripe with many users on this forum.

You keep using this photo of Rekieta to make fun of him, but he merely looks like a harmless superdork in the photo. Yes I can see the added humour of him wearing the Jamaica wifebeater, but still.

This photo however is the one that should be used more often, as he looks unbelievably gay in this photo and gives off serious child predator vibes.

 

[Vibralldo]

I have a serious gripe with many users on this forum.

You keep using this photo of Rekieta to make fun of him, but he merely looks like a harmless superdork in the photo. Yes I can see the added humour of him wearing the Jamaica wifebeater, but still.

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This photo however is the one that should be used more often, as he looks unbelievably gay in this photo and gives off serious child predator vibes.

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The 2nd image only loaded the filename "nickgay" so I assumed it was the aaron face lick pic (which he's done multiple times, apparently)

I think we should honor Nick's hood roots by only using this photo when talking about him:

Spoiler

 

[SigmaBalls]

I have a serious gripe with many users on this forum.

You keep using this photo of Rekieta to make fun of him, but he merely looks like a harmless superdork in the photo. Yes I can see the added humour of him wearing the Jamaica wifebeater, but still.

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This photo however is the one that should be used more often, as he looks unbelievably gay in this photo and gives off serious child predator vibes.

i just realized nick looks like one of The Hobbit dwarves in this photo, and i had a visceral reaction upon realizing this
i'll let everyone go down that mental rabbithole and figure out which one he looks like lmao

 

[not william stenchever]

I have a serious gripe with many users on this forum.

You keep using this photo of Rekieta to make fun of him, but he merely looks like a harmless superdork in the photo. Yes I can see the added humour of him wearing the Jamaica wifebeater, but still.

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This photo however is the one that should be used more often, as he looks unbelievably gay in this photo and gives off serious child predator vibes.

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I think the first photo gets so much use because after he flipped it he branded himself with the name JAMAL across his chest. But you are correct that in the second photo looks like he's trying to groom some discord kittens.

 

[and six goriilion others]

I have a serious gripe with many users on this forum.

You keep using this photo of Rekieta to make fun of him, but he merely looks like a harmless superdork in the photo. Yes I can see the added humour of him wearing the Jamaica wifebeater, but still.

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This photo however is the one that should be used more often, as he looks unbelievably gay in this photo and gives off serious child predator vibes.

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I'm kinda preferential to the first one because of how the line from his neck to his cheek is just a straight line, giving his face a dumb thumb look. But yes, there should be a balanced use of the extremely gay caressing countertop pic.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Maybe I’m just speed reading too hard, but all I saw in thread was Altistic post an image referencing the MangaDex breach.

Can we access it and check if the email is on it?

Ah I checked https://haveibeenpwned.com/, I see it now.

Yeah fake and gay still.

 

[HenryRollinsLiar]

I did some digging a while ago. Kandiyohi County is very open with its "Community Corrections" stats. (Amusingly, the Deputy Director appears to be Kayla's second cousin on her mom's side, Christel Roelofs.) Link
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So, very rough math, but 805 probation/parolees divided by 17 POs means each PO monitors around 47 people.

That's a bit under much of the state, but when I posted this on the legal thread, someone wisely pointed out that in rural districts, driving time may be part of the equation for funding. A PO in Minneapolis can probably knock on 8 doors within 10 blocks. That's a lot harder in Kandiyohi.

I did some digging a while ago. Kandiyohi County is very open with its "Community Corrections" stats. (Amusingly, the Deputy Director appears to be Kayla's second cousin on her mom's side, Christel Roelofs.) Link

Nick being related by marriage to someone high up in the probation department and the family friend or family member who signed off on his outpatient "treatment" during the CPS case, tells me that Kayla most likely has him by the balls and that's why it appears that he chose Kayla over April. He had to consider the probation he was soon to face. This is why Nick is determined to throw those of us, myself included, off the theory that Nick and April are still seeing each other. I'm sure since her new address was doxxed, they're being extra careful and I would expect another move soon if it hasn't already happened. She will move somewhere close to where one or more children have frequent activities, I surmise. So this post gay op is more than likely Nick and April in cahoots which is why they chose to post on the farms. Just my 2 cents...

 

[Delany's Donkey]

I have a serious gripe with many users on this forum.

You keep using this photo of Rekieta to make fun of him, but he merely looks like a harmless superdork in the photo. Yes I can see the added humour of him wearing the Jamaica wifebeater, but still.

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This photo however is the one that should be used more often, as he looks unbelievably gay in this photo and gives off serious child predator vibes.

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he looks like the kind of faggot that would get shot after attacking Rittenhouse

 

[Vibralldo]

Ah I checked https://haveibeenpwned.com/, I see it now.

Yeah fake and gay still.

That makes it MORE likely to be real because that means it likely isn't someone hacking her account. EDIT: I reread and the confirmation it's from 2021 came from the idea it came from the breach so it could be a new account from yesterday.

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Here's a reverse email scan done on the email. The Google account name is April I. - Google ID: 109559026677753496275

Registered w/ Change, Instacart, Wix, Adobe, Twitter, Google, & Instagram. Profile picture:
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I'm 50/50. Why would a troll go through the effort to register an email with that name but register her real name on wix and Instacart?

 

[notorietus]

That can't be right because it's currently 6/5/2025 12:46 PM NRT

Ah, my timezone fucked up the search bar :V 2025-06-05 @ 14:57:54

Maybe I’m just speed reading too hard, but all I saw in thread was Altistic post an image referencing the MangaDex breach. Can we access it and check if the email is on it?

It's not on there. I checked one of the largest db engines too, and she's not on there. So this seems to a ghost reference.

I'm 50/50. Why would a troll go through the effort to register an email with that name but register her real name on wix and Instacart?

Do note that it shows that the email is registered to those sites, it could be under a different name AFAIK.