DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

what the fuck is with this nigger and sandwiches?
i thought they were only for the poors?

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

He's live, what the fuck is that shirt



He's looking robust today if you know what I mean

 

[shekelshoah666]

Detractors are felted because DSP has a Switch 2 and he is letting them know it this is gonna be one fucking brutal stream.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Detractors conspired to prevent this day from happening. They don't want Phil to have fun, 'the king is back' and no one can stop him *cringe laugh*

Off to a great start.

His use of 'assessories' is off the charts today. It's funny how afraid he is of being made fun of for saying 'ack'.

I know he can pronounce it correctly, he's done it before.

Edit: We got feet again. Yuck.

 

[Lord_Point]

Look at that switch 2 box, if this doesn't prove once and for all that you are a poor and he is not a poor, I don't know what will!

 

[basically gayer fez]

He dropped a thousand dollars of shit accessories and games... calling it

 

[Julia Chang]

Doesn't even have the game, has to download it, so we'll not only be waiting for the various updates but also him buying and downloading the game.

Unreal

 

[Ardath]

I winder if he will say how he got it after all after all his complaining.

 

[basically gayer fez]

Liquor, Sushi, & Nintendo Socks... fucking geratric cunt-face.

 

[Comma]

Click to enjoy the full-size screenshot:

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Detractors are felted because DSP has a Switch 2 and he is letting them know it this is gonna be one fucking brutal stream.

Detractors conspired to prevent this day from happening. They don't want Phil to have fun, 'the king is back' and no one can stop him *cringe laugh*

Here's the clip, he even does a gay little clap at the start. "I am legend" is one of the most cringe things I've ever hear someone say literally ever.

Spoiler: MP4 version for mobile users

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I'd wager my entire right arm that this is just water.
"Moonshine" or not, I refuse to believe he didn't drink it to completion after all this time.

Also, what is this speech? Is he dying? Is someone dying? Why is he thanking earth and heaven for the position he's in?

 

[neger psykolog]

His use of 'assessories' is off the charts today. It's funny how afraid he is of being made fun of for saying 'ack'.

Someone needs to put that photo from Claire's at his local mall with the pizza earrings when he tried to make Leanna jealous of Khet when she first moved there. Those are the real accessories.

 

[basically gayer fez]

Andrew has a point here.

>43 year old man

 

[Burl McMillan]

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This motherfucker really takes every opportunity to show off that fake leg prop.

 

[Pargon]

I'd wager my entire right arm that this is just water.
"Moonshine" or not, I refuse to believe he didn't drink it to completion after all this time.
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Also, what is this speech? Is he dying? Is someone dying? Why is he thanking earth and heaven for the position he's in?

Whatever it is, more likely than not it’s something other than what he claims it is. He loves feeling like he’s running his dents like rats in a maze.

He’s half-right, of course. But they were trapped from birth, and he’s just an ape in a cage on the other side of the room, filling his time before some GA comes by to push on his dopamine button.

 

[neger psykolog]

Whatever it is, more likely than not it’s something other than what he claims it is. He loves feeling like he’s running his dents like rats in a maze.

He’s half-right, of course. But they were trapped from birth, and he’s just an ape in a cage on the other side of the room, filling his time before some GA comes by to push on his dopamine button.

What does that make us then?

 

[Comma]

Hoo boy, today's stream will be a doozy. He's already high on his own farts, doing cringy "celebrations" and shitting on detractors because he... received a Switch 2. And he'll be doing shots.

Buckle up, boyos.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

If you're watching live or on-demand, the fuck is this faggot talking about?

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

"Don't drink irresponsibly" as if any of us are drinking with this faggot at 11am lmao