Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Fae Supremacist]

But how will this affect Israel?

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

LOL
I always wondered what Elon was thinking siding with the people who don't care about Climate Change and what not when that was basically what his largest company is based on. Elon 4-D chess perhaps? Nope! He's just a moron.

 

[homophobic fujoshi]

If you are an Indian H1B tech worker who follows Elon and gets all his information from @grok this must be like watching your parents get divorced.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

Now we wait for numerous big subreddits to suddenly take Musk's word at face value. Not saying that this isn't entertaining, but fuuuuuck, so many people are going to flip flop easily on Musk.

 

[Neil]

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Let the games begin.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT FAGGOT DO IT

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LMAOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT

 

[Sprocket]

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I don't think the black eye was from his kid... His friendship with Trump is officially finished, there's no reconciliation after this.

 

[W@rui]

Obvious questions:

• If Elon knew that Trump was on the Epstein list and the Administration was stalling to put it out in the public, why didn't he tell people?
• Why wait until he left and during a public fight with President over the spending bill to reveal this?

 

[John Badman]

I don't think the black eye was from his kid... His friendship with Trump is officially finished, there's no reconciliation after this.

Honestly, if you’re high as a kite on special K, asking your 5 year old son to punch you in the face seems pretty reasonable.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yep, this is getting ugly.

If by ugly you mean hilarious then yes

Obvious questions:

• If Elon knew that Trump was on the Epstein list and the Administration was stalling to put it out in the public, why didn't he tell people?
• Why wait until he left and during a public fight with President over the spending bill to reveal this?

Why do you think? He didn't want to get on the shitlist of Dear Leader for more government kickbacks

 

[Vibralldo]

Rekieta, Idubbbz, Bossman, now Elon "Richest Man On Earth" Musk

2025 is the year of the crashout

Also, lol. Elon burning bridges with the left and now the right. Have fun with everyone on Earth hating you.

 

[SemSem]

It's time for the world to see how messy a breakup between two narcissistic retards really is

 

[AGPinochet]

This is what black guys call a "crashout"
This is probably the biggest crashout in history
I am torn on what side to give my utterly irrelevant support to.

Over under on them being best friends again within 6 months?

Will Elon lose his shit, "secede" from the US, hire a division of Colombian mercenaries, fortify all his factories and have his goons start taking potshots at fire marshals and repairmen?

Will Trump have ICE put Elon on a C-130 in a (late, great) Hannibal lecter getup to be parachuted into the slums of Johannesburg?

 

[Eventide]

Also, lol. Elon burning bridges with the left and now the right. Have fun with everyone on Earth hating you.

Clearly this is all part of Musk's 4d chess move. By making everyone in the government despise him, both parties will be forced to work together & finance a Mars base. So Elon can be sent there, forever

 

[HamburgerPatty]

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What the actual fuck

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Would you look at that:

He's damaging Trump, he's damaging European right wingers, he's damaging the idea of free speech. Fuck this stupid clown, he's simply too autistic and retarded to be trusted with anything. He flip flops and makes some good points but then says something obviously and provably false that ruins the good points.

The redditor from pretoria has an autistic meltdown, no wonder he was given fake "power" by Trump. All that time and money spent and his "libertarian conservative" act is dropped in a flash when it doesn't benefit him. Fuck this retard. There was a time maybe 8 years ago where I just assumed he was an upstanding smart guy, then I heard him speak for longer than 1 minute and realized it was all an act. He spends his way through situations and when people say no, he cries and goes off and marries another 21 year old. Walking midlife crisis he would sell out his family for his autistic fantasies. He has no true passion, no true vision, just rides off trends forever. Enjoy the upcoming libel lawsuit, freak.

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

Obvious questions:

• If Elon knew that Trump was on the Epstein list and the Administration was stalling to put it out in the public, why didn't he tell people?
• Why wait until he left and during a public fight with President over the spending bill to reveal this?

Because they’re fighting he would not be saying this if they were on good terms.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Placing bets on this being a gay kayfabe.

Never liked Elon back when he was just the rocket guy but this seems to be good to be true of a crashing out

 

[Vibralldo]

Elon speedrunning literally EVERYONE hating him

 

[neger psykolog]

Placing bets on this being a gay kayfabe.

Never liked Elon back when he was just the rocket guy but this seems to be good to be true of a crashing out

I mean this could be gayfabe to push the price down, buy a ton and then announce a reunion and government contracts that push the price way higher in 6 months time.

 

[Zoot]

If I have learned anything from the Billy Mitchell saga, never trust the accusations of a sperg gamer over an all-American hero.

I'm heading over to /pol/ will report back if i learn anything of interest