Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 307 26.4%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 825 71.1%
  • Total voters
    1,161
The xeets today are gemerald tier
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I honestly hope this plays out like a lot of lolcow crashouts - where insiders (like, former coworkers, neighbors, exes, etc) join the 'farms to dish embarrassing shit on Elon's thread.

Does Elon smell bad/not shower? Is his dick really broken from a failed penile implant (as Azaelia Banks alleges)? the 'farms needs to know!
 
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Jimjamflimflam said:
Placing bets on this being a gay kayfabe.

Never liked Elon back when he was just the rocket guy but this seems to be good to be true of a crashing out
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Sorry that the obese, elderly, senile conman that you want to have sex with was outed as being a pedo by Musk. I know you won't see this though because you put me on ignore since you were crying after I cyber bullied you for being only 5'2
 
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Vibralldo said:
Why would he accuse the president of being a pedophile? That's playing with fire.
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The only way I could see some gayfabe would be if for some reason Trump wanted it to look like he had no choice but to immediately publish the Epstein files. Perhaps because doing so will drop some of his close allies in the shit.

By getting Elon to accuse him, he has a plausible reason why he had no choice but to release the documents straightaway.

But that is my best effort to make it fit. Really Elon is probably sperging cos he lost his contracts and his whole business model is government contracts. Trump taking them from his is pretty based.

EDIT: Someone else had a similar idea. Bait the democrats into demanding the Epstein Files be releasd. Possible.1749154019276951.webp
 
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Zoot said:
The only way I could see some gayfabe would be if for some reason Trump wanted it to look like he had no choice but to immediately publish the Epstein files. Perhaps because doing so will drop some of his close allies in the shit.

By getting Elon to accuse him, he has a plausible reason why he had no choice but to release the documents straightaway.

But that is my best. Really Elon is probably sperging cos he lost his contracts and his whole business model is government contracts. Trump taking them from his is pretty based.
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Yeah, the fact that if this is true Elon was willing to work with a pedophile until the pedophile proposed a bill that'd hurt his business just shows that Elon got into politics to save himself.
 
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You retards act like Elon wouldn't just ignore Trump being a pedo because he wants to get more government contracts. Of course Elon would. Elon is in the Epstein files, too. He had "karate practice" with Ghislaine.

I get it, a lot of you spend all of your time in the Thunderdome where your fellow shut ins have told you that Trump is a hip, fit, young, healthy, super intelligent 4D playing 78 year old man and you spent the last 8 years calling everyone who doesn't worship him and other Republicans like you do pedos, but it turns out that Trump was the pedo all along and your simpleton brains just aren't good at coping with it
 
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