Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
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The ruined body thing was fine because Nick added some magic words at the end.
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"If I hit on your girl you'd be single again" (posts screenshots of him trying to talk to her nearly a year ago and getting ignored).

Nigga what? Like why even randomly post this?
 
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This seems like escalation. Not just the namedoxing but all the rest of it. He is fishing for a reaction of some sort from Aaron. Or maybe galaxy-brain thinks he can get Aaron to violate himself by going after Kayla.

Going to war on the woman is about what would be expected from a cowardly cuck faggot like Nick.
 
You mean "and its a boring, terribly written child rape anime"
It is. If you expect Marquis de Sade-tier degeneracy then man, you're going to be so disappoint. Worst thing about it is how boring it is, Goblin Slayer has same reputation but it was an interesting story at least.

Add "shit taste in anime" to Nick's laundry list of sins.
 
I don't understand modern "men" and their inability to appreciate meat drapes. Next you'll say you hate muff.

Pussies.
thats one thing ralph has on him. pussie is pussie.

But rekieta is not a normal guy, his entire personality/opinions about stuff are directly pulled from the internet. Not real experience.
I would not put it past him to be that developmentally stunted to have such a childish view of aestethics.
It almost sounds like he heard Masterson made a coment about it and ran with it as a life choice.
 
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Nick keeps saying that things are "wrong" and "a fantasy" but never provides evidence. He claims it's because privacy, but he'll just dump photos of his house and show them to everyone.
 
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I don't believe this at all. Like maybe some women told him they don't like obese men, but I find it difficult to believe they want men that look like they crawled out of Auschwitz.
 
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Is he trying to look gay in every photo?
"Show me bigger fists and my hole is yours".

I'd just kick him in the balls and move on.

Man was I pissed off yesterday, went way too hard on this fuckup. Sorry about that, just was furious I had to cancel a couple days of PTO this week for client bullshit while he collects Petrobux and does nothing.
 
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I mean, that's the plan. Bossman Jack is one of the most boring, least funny cows ("Aww man dude I just lost it all / fucking RATS!" for the #10000th time in a row) on the site yet he's being astrotufed by DearFeeder to the point that rules have to be changed to make sure he wins.
 
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I don't believe this at all. Like maybe some women told him they don't like obese men, but I find it difficult to believe they want men that look like they crawled out of Auschwitz.
Yep, Nick is a real lady's man. That's why his bodycount is his wife who he met in college and some dumb broad he drugged up. Fucking Rico Suave over here!

All the prostitutes don't count.
 
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I don't believe this at all. Like maybe some women told him they don't like obese men, but I find it difficult to believe they want men that look like they crawled out of Auschwitz.
The women here think that Nick gives off worse energy than Ralph
I like that we are in the smug part of the Rakieta cycle, that means we are soon gonna get some good milk and more retarded stuff (when is the Gabe stream happening by the way?)
The smug part has been replaced with the arguing with random people on Twitter part
 
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I don't believe this at all. Like maybe some women told him they don't like obese men, but I find it difficult to believe they want men that look like they crawled out of Auschwitz.

Big words from the man whose cokewhore was obviously drier than the Sahara around him, considering she bled from taking his limp dick.

As a woman, I can say Nick’s grey, greasy pallor, extremely sloped little boy shoulders, and osteoporosis meets skinny-fat physique has always given me a visceral ick through the screen.

Kayla and April are truly damaged, because no Trust Fund is worth dealing with such a fragile, empty man. Nick got to live life on easy mode and still failed at everything.
 
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