Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Lurkerish Kandor]

this must be like watching your parents get divorced.

Honestly, I'm really interested in hearing what my brother says when he hears about this:

A year or so ago, he used to be anti-Trump, but significantly more anti-Elon ("I think Elon is like Lex Luthor and will kill us all"), then saw Elon being based online, started liking him, and by extension started to like Trump. Even realised, after looking into it, that he himself has a lot of opinions that lean very 'Republican'.

He's intellectually aware that people like Trump and Elon aren't idols: they're fallible, change their minds, lie, exaggerate, etc.
But emotionally, he still wants things to be black and white because that's less complicated. So very curious to hear how he reconciles this.

EDIT: For the record, my opinion is and has always been that Elon is basically an IRL 4Chan/Something Awful autist with Fuck You money (before I even knew he was an aspie), and Trump's just a guy I was interested in because of how fucking angry people got about him existing.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Well this can only bode well:
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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1930685402631053403

"Saar yes saar we need new party saar"
Every jeet in the world is blowing hot air up his ass right now and then his personal monkey Ian Miles Chong is probably voting yes too while he LARPs being American.

 

[Hatter]

Does this mean we can make fun of Elon Musk now without his retarded cult screeching at us?

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Lol, lmfao at the tard making both liberals and conservitards hate him.

All that will be left for Elon will be his pajeet sycophants

Dunno. Like in 2 weeks it could be most transtastic thing to drive Tesla to own Tramp.

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

i would shoot someone if they tried to force me to take that fucking vaccine. if you ever want to convince anyone that isn't already 100% up your ass on the issues, you should drop this line, because I would literally kill to not take it. i sacrificed a LOT of opportunities over the covid years by not having an EU vaccine passport. I got turned away from open air events. It makes me bloodthirsty just thinking of it.

This is you.

 

[Faggitory]

About 20 years ago Jeremy Clarkson reviewed a early Tesla on Top Gear. Said a couple mean things about it, especially about the total lack of charging infrastructure at the time. Musk responded by trying to sue Clarkson/Top Gear. Thats when I knew he was a retard, and its been downhill ever since.

I knew he was a retard when he alleged a dude who saved some kids from a cave was a pedophile because he was upset. And look at that! He tried the same thing with Trump because Elon is a thin skinned bitch. I will never respect that electric car faggot. I don't really have a dog in this fight at all, but I respect Trump for who he is (Loud, arrogant, a dickhead) way more than I respect Musk.

 

[Lithos]

I will never stop laughing at nu Star Trek putting this in:

Hollywood loved him back then.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Impulsive autist is impulsive.

 

[Blackhole]

Musk should do a copestream high on ketamine, it would totally destroy Drumpft and the corrupt GOP.

 

[Dan Abrams]

I’ve realized after today’s events that I have no excuse anymore for not being a billionaire. If he can do it autistic and on drugs then so can I.

 

[Fcret]

Impulsive autist is impulsive.

It's the drugs. Ketamine completely fries your executive function with prolonged use, and I'm pretty sure Trump is on some flavor of amphetamines so it's just two dudes strung out on uppers screaming at each other.

 

[Near]

Sounds like Elon has the WOKE MIND VIRUS.
Trump already won nigga and you're to blame. No refunds. You missed, still voting Trump 2028, death to NATO, slava Rossiya etc.

 

[Purple Francis]

 

[harbringer883]

It will be fun to see Elon being welcomed back into all the dem and liberal circles, with a gold-plated invite to some NGO luncheon, and then he goes *hard* into wokeness. Real Life Tony Stark again. Cameos in Marvel AND Star Wars. He could even play a character in the next Call of Duty game where you fight Hamas and Russia. Vivian will be made CEO of Tesla and they'll go on a worldwide campaign to #ProtectTransKids. Endless crowds of adoring fans. It's all Elon truly wants.

I wouldnt hold my breath

 

[Zoot]

I'm looking forward to the liberal start explaining how AKTUALLLY chud it wasn't a nazi salute after all. And you are a racist incel if you think it was. Fuck me if pic related plays out it will some pretty extreme about turns on both sides.

 

[JayseeDenton]

Between Kanye, Elon, and several others, i'm starting wonder if Trump's strategy is to surround himself with such insane retards that he seems normal by comparison. It's kind of working on me to be honest... he's coming across as a very reasonable guy in these interactions.

Also massive kek at elon trying to say he won trump the election. If anyone can make that claim it would be rogan but even that's a stretch, people voted for trump because they wanted trump, not vance, not that indian faggot and not you.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Well what Musk might not grasp, is that... barring from video coming out where Trump actually rapes a kid... people do not give a fuck, as long as deportation porn continues.

 

[Hatter]

Musk should do a copestream high on ketamine, it would totally destroy Drumpft and the corrupt GOP.

It would be pretty funny to watch him snort some ketamine while the Indian continues to play Diablo in the background.

 

[cuervosdriverION]

Elon has publicly manipulated his own stock prices to get day advantages for buying and selling, multiple times, and been explicitly reprimanded for it by his boards and the SEC. If they won't dump him for that he's bulletproof.

They haven't dumped him because he hasn't been prosecuted yet. Shareholders are A-OK with fraud and any number of crimes as long as you can get away with it. Why do you think Tesla dumped today? Investors are worried the government will resume going after him now that he's no longer BFFs with the president.

 

[Northern Blockhead]

Huh oh. (archive)
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Oh the next few days are going to be fucking awesome lmao