DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

Btw did a quick check on Tiktok and there are already 2 tiktok's with his shenanigans in Mario Kart. but they are not the "Game Journalist" memes (yet anyway). Still a chance to go viral again

 

[SamuraiHitler]

So I take it the Switch 2 did not in fact save his channel?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but I could swear that back when he played Mario Kart 8, he was not even close to being this bad. He was bad at a lot of games, but he at least seemed to put in effort back then. This just further proves that he has genuinely gotten worse at gaming, and the drinking and gacha addiction(along with detractors being on his mind daily)isn't helping.

So much is attitude. I won’t go back to his old footage, but I bet Phil actually wanted to play and kind of learn Mario Kart 8. Yesterday, he stalled for three hours and. Tried to keep steering assist on. He hates gaming and even attempting to try anymore.

Plus, with his alcoholism, isolationism, mental health issues, poor sleeping issues, his cognitive skills have severely diminished. As have his reflexes.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Btw did a quick check on Tiktok and there are already 2 tiktok's with his shenanigans in Mario Kart. but they are not the "Game Journalist" memes (yet anyway). Still a chance to go viral again

Someone needs to get on this. Those tiktoks really get to him.

 

[Fapcop]

Ah, nothing like good ol’ DSP!

He’s the daytime soap of lolcows.

You may find another lolcow and follow him/her for a while.

And when you turn back to Phil, everything is exactly the same as the last time you watched him.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but I could swear that back when he played Mario Kart 8, he was not even close to being this bad. He was bad at a lot of games, but he at least seemed to put in effort back then. This just further proves that he has genuinely gotten worse at gaming, and the drinking and gacha addiction(along with detractors being on his mind daily)isn't helping.

I would say he never really enjoyed playing video games he more so enjoyed making money off of playing them and 2011-2021 it was still profitable for him to do so. When he was still on Twitch during all these marathon streams he was bringing in thousands of dollars now he can barely break that amount. Twitch when he was still on their from 2016-2021 was focused primary on gaming than they shifted their focus towards hot tub streamers and E-Thots. Youtube as a whole is a way larger cesspool when it comes to gaming streams and Kick is more known for their IRL streams and gambling streams. I don't know gaming streams in this day and age seems more for someone whos up and coming and has a way smaller audience I sometimes stumble onto a few videos that stick to the original LP format and they only get like 100 views per video

 

[FormerPro]

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

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Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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"This isn't your private stream where you can pay to make content specifically for you"

Lmao Isn't that literally Phil's exact business model?

 

[Fapcop]

"This isn't your private stream where you can pay to make content specifically for you"

Lmao Isn't that literally Phil's exact business model?

It’s so wild that he thinks of engagement with other streamers/channels as some destructive/polluting element, that ruins the pure, 100% Phil experience that all his viewers crave.

He’s really stuck in his own mind and world. If you told me Phil hasn’t watched gaming YouTube for the past 15 years, I’d believe it.

This was a tremendous display of elite gaming ability and an impeccable mind:

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That’s the wild thing about Phil.

You never quite know if he’s just coping when he says shit like “The game is CHEATING!” or if he actually believes that Nintendo put a team of programmers in charge of coming up with a way of robbing him of a win.

 

[Balr0g]

Someone needs to get on this. Those tiktoks really get to him.

Well I don't use TikTok but I did my part with a Youtube short

 

[DeathsDesign]

Yeah Phil, god forbid you changed up your insanely boring formula for an hour or so and took this dents challenge. That would be slightly interesting and we know how allergic you are to producing something like that. Or, putting in more than the minimal effort to just get though your stalling and begging session.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He won't do it because his ego couldn't take the hit if the other guy turns out to be better. On the one hand, the way he treated Ken was incredibly disrespectful and out of order, but on the other Ken is a dent for both DSP and Kino, so he deserves it.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Banning Ken is a massive W.

A dent got abused
Phil (possibly) loses yet another whale
Kino, who betrayed Phil , will now get more money. Which Phil will see because I guarantee he still watches them.

All because Phil’s fragile ego couldn’t possibly take getting beat by a dent in a child’s racing game. Plus, we are getting a MASSIVE cope session today since he knows he lost out on that money.

Get wrecked, faggot.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

The shitfit Piggy had towards ItsaMeKen was outstanding. Philth, you stupid fuck, he was gonna drop 100 subs on Kick, aka $500 ($495 but who's counting) and that would have effectively doubled your take in your crash and burn marathon, you absolute Pollack fuck. The extra fuck you to Ken about "not asking for anything when dropping hundreds of subs on Kino Casino" was pure kino seething and hypocritical pocket-watching from Pig.

Never change, Phil. Stay in the Hell of your own creation. You deserve it, buddy.

 

[AssWeCan]

Btw did a quick check on Tiktok and there are already 2 tiktok's with his shenanigans in Mario Kart. but they are not the "Game Journalist" memes (yet anyway). Still a chance to go viral again

Maybe one of those two is this one that's been posted on Xitter ?
Anyway, same account, already banging at 708k views, prepare for another piggy meltdown (I'm calling the "I was being a retard on purpose, jokes on you").

https://x.com/shitpost_2049/status/1930934519101563312

 

[Colonoscopy Karl]

So he's only now realizing that all these brand-new accounts spending hundreds on subs are actually the same person?

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I hate to sound a-loggy, but it's a miracle this fucker has dodged every potential beat down in his life. Such an ungrateful narcissistic faggot. The way literally nothing is ever his fault is just the cherry on top. "The mouth drooling doofuses at the water company overfilled my bottled water!"

 

[neger psykolog]

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So he's only now realizing that all these brand-new accounts spending hundreds on subs are actually the same person?

I like how he called ICS out during the kino-end arc and said something like "I'm banning that motherfucker" but he still donates tons all the time. It's like DSP actually does want to escape the chains of livestreaming and ICS is forcing him to stay within it.

 

[Comma]

Pre-stream started, and he's instantly throwing a pity party because of "Muh throat hurts from the marathon". Maybe you shouldn't have been yelling at a children's game like a 43-year-old baby for hours on end.

Bonus clip:

EDIT:

Made the whole stream about support yesterday and went on an insanely toxic rant about it at the end, but it's forbidden for people to mention it:

BipolarsydePhil.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

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So he's only now realizing that all these brand-new accounts spending hundreds on subs are actually the same person?

Everyone knew this from Day One EXCEPT Phil, apparently. Valedictorian by the way.

Can anyone do me a favor and see how much he made from his PS5 and original Switch unboxings? I have a feeling he made a lot less yesterday than he used to with huge console releases.

 

[Julia Chang]

Weird take on Mario Kart needing some kind of competitive ranking or whatever.
According to Phil, any game that has a competitive online multiplayer component is competing with every other one for attention and therefor needs some kind of ranking system or some gimmick. Mario Kart being a "party" game pure and simple means that it will be dropped by most people in a week, which Nintendo doesn't want.

Ignoring for a moment how popular Mario Kart 8 Deluxe was on the original Switch (and to a lesser extent on the Wii U), I mean how does this explain things like Fall Guys or Among Us? People play party games because their fun, Phil, there's not a huge amount of people that want to get into Mario Kart for the tournament scene.