“Hot” celebs who are not that attractive

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In reality she looked like this. She was in her 20s in all these photos as she died at 26.

I was going to say she looks like she's in her 40s on these (or even early 50s on the last photo, though that may have been a bad angle) and then I looked her up and she seemed to have been in poor health during her whole life essentially. Really tragic.

 

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Timothaeee Chamalamat's pointy weird chin and humongous Jew schnoz removes any beauty his otherwise feminine features might convey. Zendaya looks like a gay scrote in a wig. Florence Pugh is a fridge shaped blob. Why are they putting these three in everything? There are no hot movie stars anymore.

I've noticed that as well. Alas, maybe the industry was better off with Harvey Weinstein's casting couch. At least movies didn't star total uggos back than.

*Agree with you on Timothy Chamalet being ugly. No idea why he's being promoted as the next Brad Pitt - not only is his acting mediocre, but he looks like a FTM troon - patchy facial hair and all.

 

[UnclePanda]

That jaw is the least feminine feature I have ever seen.

 

[Otterly]

Timothy Chamalet

He’s not even attractive feminine, looking he just looks like a rat. We had pretty boys like keanu reeves and Johnny depp and this generation gets squirrels.
Sad. Many such cases
Jennifer Anniston was always sold as the girl next door type though, not as any kind of major beauty. Her thing was wholesome and achievable, and it spawned a million copycat haircuts.

 

[Turquoise]

I know we're talking faces here but celebrity women always have small boobs. Can we not get a few more busty wenches on screen?

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Ana de Armas is a name that goes around often for these kinds of conversations. I find her utterly, utterly bland in a stupid whore bimbo kinda way. I can understand the appeal to normies with ditch-level standards, but it ain't for me.

 

[Icedancer_333]

I’m very suspicious anytime anyone brings up childhood celebrities that are now grown. Obviously child celebrities grow and can be attractive as adults, but I just am sus the male fans are wanking to their child pictures even though they’re grown.

I feel this way about Skai Jackson. She looks virtually unchanged from when she played Zuri from "Jessie" as a 9 year old. I've seen many vids on social media of niggers (and some whites) talking about how shes thick now and saying they would smash but personally its a hell no from me and I'm looking at any dude attracted to her differently.


Its a little too similar for me to get behind. Also the photos of her pregnant freak me out she looks too damn young

Spoiler: kids having kids

 

[Arbiter]

Ana de Armas is a name that goes around often for these kinds of conversations. I find her utterly, utterly bland in a stupid whore bimbo kinda way. I can understand the appeal to normies with ditch-level standards, but it ain't for me.View attachment 7457280

Something about the lower half of her face pisses me off. I know the whole girl-pretty vs guy-pretty, female gaze vs male gaze thing has been talked about a lot, but I think she's a good example of someone who looks attractive to guys, but not girls. She has very neotenous features to the point of looking strange, but this makes her "hot".

Speaking of guy-hot/male gaze: Sydney Sweeney. Why does she have such a stranglehold on men at the moment? To me, she doesn't look that interesting compared to all the other "sexy" actresses out there, and she's not a great beauty in an aesthetic sense.

 

[Turquoise]

Cop out answer, but most of them. It's not necessarily that they're born ugly... I don't get the way that they style celebs. The obvious plastic surgery, emphasis on sharp features, piles of makeup, distasteful perv-pandering outfits, harsh lighting, and general attitude surrounding them makes me wonder if they're  trying to make them look as witchy and uncanny as possible. Dunno how to describe it exactly but so many pictures of them end up with this eraserhead baby or lich vibe. But when you see pictures of the same people from before they made it big, or even just unstyled and doing normal things, they look completely fine, so it's not genetics. It's a weird choice that was made somewhere along the way. Maybe it's the stressful lifestyle too?

I guess it's just hardcoded in my blood or something but I find East Asian aesthetics to look better on average, though idk many of their celebs. I really prefer the stylistic emphasis on looking pretty/cute over the Western preference for a severe-looking bold "sexy" look which just comes off as grotesque or sinister a lot of the time. East Asia goes even harder on the uncanny plastic surgery however and can be more overt about the pedo stuff, so I'm not praising them either.

You make some good points but most Asian celebs still go for the cold-as-ice, bad-bitch thing. They're probably just mimicking Hollywood.

I agree with you though. Cute/pretty is much better. It suggests low maintenance, agreeability and less concern for shallow things. Natalie Imbruglia in the Torn video trumps any Oscars dress I've seen.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

I want to talk about a phenomenon I've noticed, specifically with Benedict Cumberbatch. It's sort of off-topic, but it involves odd-looking people.

I had an acquaintance years ago who thought he was the hottest guy to ever walk the earth, so I looked him up. I did NOT find him attractive and thought my friend was on bath salts or something.

Then I saw him in Star Trek, and got it; that voice of his is swoon-worthy. I feel like he's an example of someone who doesn't photograph well (to say the least), but seeing them in motion and hearing their voice raises their attractiveness up several notches. I'll never say he's hot, but he's got a lovely voice.

Someone mentioned Anya Taylor-Joy earlier, she's another one of these people. I think she's gorgeous in Emma, but otherwise looks entirely too odd in still photos.

But its also makeup, hair and a beard. Hes not attractive as sherlock at all. Looks like an animal that has lived underground for a decade. Hes way more attractive in star treck and as dr. Strange.
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@Arbiter its the tits. Shes butterface personified. Banging body but ugly face.

 

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Speaking of guy-hot/male gaze: Sydney Sweeney. Why does she have such a stranglehold on men at the moment? To me, she doesn't look that interesting compared to all the other "sexy" actresses out there, and she's not a great beauty in an aesthetic sense.

This is why.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Something about the lower half of her face pisses me off. I know the whole girl-pretty vs guy-pretty, female gaze vs male gaze thing has been talked about a lot, but I think she's a good example of someone who looks attractive to guys, but not girls. She has very neotenous features to the point of looking strange, but this makes her "hot".

Speaking of guy-hot/male gaze: Sydney Sweeney. Why does she have such a stranglehold on men at the moment? To me, she doesn't look that interesting compared to all the other "sexy" actresses out there, and she's not a great beauty in an aesthetic sense.
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Lol I was either gonna post about Ana de Armas, or this goofy looking bitch. We covered both anyway.

 

[Arbiter]

@Arbiter its the tits. Shes butterface personified. Banging body but ugly face.

This is why.

Are her tits really that special though? I'm no tit connoisseur, but plenty of other celebs have ones that size/shape that they show off, no?

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Are her tits really that special though? I'm no tit connoisseur, but plenty of other celebs have ones that size/shape that they show off, no?

Apparently big natural boobs makes up for her face

 

[Crex Crex]

Why does she have such a stranglehold on men at the moment?

Remember this law of nature: every female celeb who appears out of nowhere and suddenly becomes a massive sex symbol has fucked a producer.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

Something about the lower half of her face pisses me off. I know the whole girl-pretty vs guy-pretty, female gaze vs male gaze thing has been talked about a lot, but I think she's a good example of someone who looks attractive to guys, but not girls. She has very neotenous features to the point of looking strange, but this makes her "hot".

Speaking of guy-hot/male gaze: Sydney Sweeney. Why does she have such a stranglehold on men at the moment? To me, she doesn't look that interesting compared to all the other "sexy" actresses out there, and she's not a great beauty in an aesthetic sense.
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This looks almost ai generated. Honestly for me it's her hair, smile and those god awful earrings.

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This is why.

I was not even looking at her chest and yes @Arbiter this is why. All takes for many men is a little bit of cleavage. Just look at how Indian men react why they simply see a woman.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

She's also blonde and under 30. A lot of men i see talking about her also say any woman above 30 is ruined, hit the wall, run through, burns coal, is going to die alone, can't have kids... You get the idea. Just rank sexism, with some bonus racism for flavor. They also claim all other women her age are look like Bella Ramsey, and how Hollywood is dei and zionist central conspiring against men.

I suspect a lot of that chatter is astroturfed by bots, to stir up resentment among the single men. To what end, I couldn't tell you. I also know that not all of those sentiments are bot driven.

 

[The Crescent King]

This might be an unusual one, but Marilyn Monroe. She was very pretty as a young woman and she's far from ugly (she's certainly more naturally attractive than any Gen Z actress), but I've done a lot of reading about her life and I fail to see why she was *the* sex symbol of all time. I think women like Grace Kelly, Ava Gardner and Rita Hayworth are just as beautiful and attractive, probably even more so as Marilyn had a sort of plainness to her features, and their type of beauty reads as more womanly and sexual to me. I think a lot of the hubub around her during her time was a result of her charisma and willingness to exploit her body in the obstensibly prudish 1950s America which made her stand out in a way other actresses didn't. To be fair the last photo was taken in the last year of her life where she was very thin and was likely in the process of losing her looks due to her intense drug addiction.

 

[DeeNaMeeTay]

They also claim all other women her age are look like Bella Ramsey, and how Hollywood is dei and zionist central conspiring against men.

I suspect a lot of that chatter is astroturfed by bots, to stir up resentment among the single men. To what end, I couldn't tell you. I also know that not all of those sentiments are bot driven

Agreed. treatment of Bella Ramsey especially from numerous grown age men is so gross multiplied 10 fold bc internet. She must have to struggle with body issues bc of it, and will likely hit the t in the future because she doesn’t fit their beauty standard.

Anyways botted xitter accs will never dupe me into believing this washed up cheater is in any way attractive or a sex symbol:

 

[DeeNaMeeTay]

Megan Fox now for sure. It's giving pillow face. She reminds me of a troon ngl.

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Young Megan Fox was beautiful, before she got so much work done. Wish we allowed women to age gracefully.

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Jennifer’s body was peak Megan imo