"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Adolf Hulkler]

Spoiler: true story i swear

>at work
>11 minutes over the time jersch starts steam
>oh shit
>rumble
>no stream
>orite rumble sometimes shits the bed
>kick
>no stream
>ah hes having NORMAL internet issues again
>wait another 15 minutes
>wtf no stream
>check thread
>no stream today
>go to toilet and cry
>boss knocks on door
>"you alright?"
>call him a nigger and to keep to his own fucking business
>lose job
>pout and go to booze store
>drink half of the bottle at the parking lot
>drunk drive into a lamp post
>cops come
>lose license
>walk home pouting
>a gypsy, better change to opposing side of the road
>still get mugged
>walk home without phone and wallet
>cant listen to old mati episodes while walking
>at door
>gypsy took my keys too, fuck, probably to scratch some random cars with them
>cry

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

I have Rekieta fatigue.

I do too at this point. But your really have to give Crackets credit, where credit is due. He is really putting in the work for lolcow of the year.

He's put blood, sweat, cocaine, and nitrous into the sperging he has been providing nonstop for the past few weeks. The dedication he has put into making himself the biggest retard on the Internet really is admirable.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

Null is huffing galaxy gas in his little lair and trying his best to come up with the perfect deflection to the brony accusation. When he finally streams in his altered mental state he will accidentally give the viewers damning evidence of his predilection for My Little Pony.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

>Biggest Anissa Shitshow
>Null's internet conveniently shits the bed
>But don't worry it will totally be good next week

not just anisa, but pride month, dairy month, elon and trump bickering, poopy palmed predator, tf2 bridge jumper, and discrimination against white women case. And thats JUST features I think, far more under community features.

 

[Jobama]

not just anisa, but pride month, dairy month, elon and trump bickering, poopy palmed predator, tf2 bridge jumper, and discrimination against white women case. And thats JUST features I think, far more under community features.

Going back to only one stream a week was clearly a bad idea.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

not just anisa, but pride month, dairy month, elon and trump bickering, poopy palmed predator, tf2 bridge jumper, and discrimination against white women case. And thats JUST features I think, far more under community features.

That and CardPosting dropping his damning expose.

I have a feeling he is trying to dodge the accusations. And hoping we are going to forget by the next show. WE NEED ANSWERS JOHM POTTER! YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

JOHM

That reminds me, john deadcorn being shot, and the pooner wife CLAIMING it was a homophobic attack. Doubtful it was

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

The real "nothing ever happens" were the streams delayed along the way.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

Another Friday ruined by sneed deprivation.

 

[Honored guest]

Bro just bum wifi from the local mickyd, let's have a kiwi irl stream. I'd buy that for a dollar.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I agree, I don't really care if its not the best setup with all graphics stuff, I want to hear null joke about the poopy palmed predator

 

[3MMA]

I have Rekieta fatigue.

Isn't that just called "coke dick?"

Ain’t no coming back, the Cuck of Minnesota is cracked, alone, in his little lair. Anyone who sides with cancer has lost the plot.
ETA: some more info

 

[Ensi]

>couldn't even be bothered to post his rescheduling in the MATI thread
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, aight, I see how it is

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Daddy Null is neglecting us like we're Rekieta kids.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I get having shit to do but I do hate the ambiguity. "Rescheduled" do you mean canceled or delayed? Rescheduled for when? Can I stop checking to see if something has changed or is it just gone? And why telegram and not the forum or even Twitter.

It's mildly frustrating,

 

[Jotch]

This is what 180k in Saudi oil money buys you

 

[reeetardo]

Wtf bro no strem??

 

[GungusDingaling]

I get having shit to do but I do hate the ambiguity. "Rescheduled" do you mean canceled or delayed? Rescheduled for when? Can I stop checking to see if something has changed or is it just gone? And why telegram and not the forum or even Twitter.

It's mildly frustrating,

Need me to call the wahmbulance? should I order you a burger with a side of CRIES??

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

That reminds me, john deadcorn being shot, and the pooner wife CLAIMING it was a homophobic attack. Doubtful it was

WAIT it was a pooner wife?!

I'm a big KOTH fan from back in the day, but I didn't even know this guy was "gay" as has been pushed aggressively in the days since his death. Is it really just spin and he was just humoring a chick, so the trannies are claiming his death as "muh genocide"?

EDIT: HOLY SHIT IT'S A POONER. This is the true crime case of the year for threads to pull. Unfortunately the faggots are chaffing reality about it as hard as they can apparently.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

WAIT it was a pooner wife?!

see for yourself