Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[john marston]

So he ended his with stream with a supervillain-esque threat to Farah. "I have receipts. Horrible receipts. You wouldn't want them to come out, neither would I."

 

[Oxyjen]

I love the old Continental with the spare tire cover on the trunk lid. That was a classy design. Now it's just the same shitty design as every other car. The sameyness of cars these days is pure suck.

To think, if Nick had hit his peak success a couple of years later, he’d have a dead and depreciated cybertruck parked in his garage right now.

 

[RotPockets]

add a little balldo on the chair.

Added, along with Balldo’s dilToe and a Punished Sonny.

 

[Sneed Force One]

6th of June 2025
After repeatedly threatening multiple women this week with minimal provocation, Nick Rekieta has hit a new, shameless low.
It's one thing to make the claim, but let's back it up with actual data!

Peak Concurrent Viewers down 9.11% compared to last Friday (30/05/2025)
Average Concurrent Viewers down 17.99% compared to last Friday (30/05/2025)
SPECIAL REPORT: RekietaLaw has dipped below 1,000 average viewers on a Friday for the second time since his conviction!

Spoiler

 

[Soapmore]

He does pull off the "I spread AIDS in the 80's" look.

I like your big hands on my hips, just be careful of my scabs. Got any poppers?

 

[SigmaBalls]

So he ended his with stream with a supervillain-esque threat to Farah. "I have receipts. Horrible receipts. You wouldn't want them to come out, neither would I."

inb4 he gets a revenge porn charge from faran after some leaks

 

[Soapmore]

Glad you mentioned Zappa.

It's amazing how much these lyrics apply to Nick! From the cheerleaders to the faggotry, it's Nicktastic.

 

[Vibralldo]

So he ended his with stream with a supervillain-esque threat to Farah. "I have receipts. Horrible receipts. You wouldn't want them to come out, neither would I."

So he's gonna reveal they were sexting, right?

 

[Necrosan]

So he ended his with stream with a supervillain-esque threat to Farah. "I have receipts. Horrible receipts. You wouldn't want them to come out, neither would I."

What is it with men on the sektur being the biggest faggots ever when it comes to threats? They always threaten others but in the gayest ways imaginable.

 

[AnOminous]

His kids don't deserve to watch their dad slowly die, even if he's awful, and there's a chance that he might get more abusive due to the stress and pain of dying

That's why he should be thrown in an oubliette, where nobody has to see or hear him. They can throw him down a single Dorito every day.

 

[RotPockets]

He does pull off the "I spread AIDS in the 80's" look.

“Winning”

 

[A Little Bird]

The Barneswalker has replied to Hardin:

 

[Beavis]

View attachment 74657856th of June 2025
After repeatedly threatening multiple women this week with minimal provocation, Nick Rekieta has hit a new, shameless low.
It's one thing to make the claim, but let's back it up with actual data!
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Peak Concurrent Viewers down 9.11% compared to last Friday (30/05/2025)
Average Concurrent Viewers down 17.99% compared to last Friday (30/05/2025)
SPECIAL REPORT: RekietaLaw has dipped below 1,000 average viewers on a Friday for the second time since his conviction!

Spoiler

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Called it

 

[AnOminous]

I mean... Kayla is a whore.

Sometimes you gotta call a spade a spade.

Sometimes you gotta call a Queen of Spades a Queen of Spades. You know, like Nick Rekieta. Who is a Queen of Spades.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's amazing how much these lyrics apply to Nick! From the cheerleaders to the faggotry, it's Nicktastic.

The only real differences are he went to absolute shit tier schools and wears Jamaican tank tops and short shorts instead of a leisure suit.

We could run circles around him when it comes to pretty much any professional practice. What a tool. cuck. trust fund loser, and one of the dumbest, cattiest and most venal "men" I have ever seen.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nurgle's the hedonism god whose perpetually covered in green alien shit along with all his followers, so it's a perfect fit for Nick. His crackhouse would be the perfect home for him.

Slaanesh is the god of excess and know among coomers for that. Also drugs where they get high off snorting the dust of their enemies. Nurgle is the god of disease and decay.

Although, if memory serves, he once said that his favorite faction was the Eldar.

Dark Eldar. They stave off Slaanesh’s drain of their souls by raping, torture, and drugs.

 

[Heed Not]

The Barneswalker has replied to Hardin:

Judging from his argument, it appears to be:

• MN Supreme Court has already established before that wrongfully public items, which had already been deemed non-public and were improperly publicized, can be removed from public access.

This appears to be different from Hardin's argument, which is that the bodycam is rightfully public can cannot retroactively be newly determined to not be public.

Can a resident lawyer clarify for us?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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Nah, people with the Innsmouth Look are way too human.

They also had higher aspirations in life than to ebeg, huff duster and die. They wanted to be a part of something bigger than themselves and actually worked hard to achieve it, instead of pissing it all away to cum inside a coke whore.

 

[Cad an Hell]

So he ended his with stream with a supervillain-esque threat to Farah. "I have receipts. Horrible receipts. You wouldn't want them to come out, neither would I."

So be quiet or I reveal information about you? Smart lawyer moves I guess we laypeople just can’t understand.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The subsequent attempts at dick measuring regarding each others’ wives was fucking hilarious at how pathetic it was.

If you have a spouse that actually wants to be with you, they aren't gonna care how big or small your dick is. They'll be committed to making things work regardless. Real intimacy with another human is about sharing yourself with someone else in a meaningful way. Hedonism is pumping a warm hole and laughing with your friends about it later. Trying to do both leads to this shit.

Porn isn't real life, and the actual reality of how (real) porn is made is the most depressing, gross and unsexy thing you could imagine. Good example: the scene in Boogie Nights where they drive their limo out to the ghetto to pick up drug addicted homeless people to pay them to be to run a train on their drug addicted actress.