Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

You could use this in a pamphlet about the physical cost of drug abuse

Consult further. The Rake's Progress.

Hogarth more or less invented the PSA and is tragically unremembered for his other works like illustrating the works of Laurence Sterne.

Also re the Rake's Progress picture, READ THE TEXT NIGGA. It's very enlightening.

 

[Null]

What's Hardin and the Bono team's take on it?
(unless that gives away the game, just ignore me)

Dunno yet, I am an idiot and keep sending business his way so I have to fight for his attention more these days

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I admire nick for being a homosexual because it gives me more of a reason to hate faggots.

I admire Nick because I can point to him as an example of a wigger.

SPECIAL REPORT: RekietaLaw has dipped below 1,000 average viewers on a Friday for the second time since his conviction!

Hopefully this day will later be remembered as the last time he was above 1000 average viewers.

 

[Captain Manning]

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It's not anime porn, though there is nudity.

Same energy.

As a former watcher of anime, I have never been one of those people that believes anime = porn (there's been some genuinely decent stuff over the years), but everything I have read about Redo of Healer suggests it's about as close to hentai as you can get without it being full-on hentai (and maybe it actually is, as I refuse to watch it).

 

[Meat Target]

I THINK WE NEG on Nick too much. I want to try something new. Maybe to motivate Nick, and so we keep ourselves honest,I propose we make a comment where we state what we admire most about Nick Rekieta. I'll start:

- I admire Nick's mitochondrial commitment to the Krebs Cycle, and his ongoing metabolism of Adenosine Triphosphate.
- I also admire Nick's ability at food mastication and deglutition.
...
- Some of his shirts were cool in the 80s gay bar scene.

OK your turn.

I admire Nick for making his life serve as a warning to others.

 

[Sloppa]

He's on a roll

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Not even eating well. . .PPP is going to have to invest a new pair of firm suspenders, Rekieta's lunacy is only reaching a middle, with no end in sight.

 

[A Little Bird]

Reading through the memorandum, I get this feeling that Nick's attorney was seething while writing this.
But I don't see why he would be, since I don't think his relationship with Rekieta goes beyond a client-attorney one, so I have to assume it's just my own bias. Does anyone else get that feeling reading through it?

To me, it just reads like a low IQ moron trying (in vain) to sound smart and snarky.

 

[Melty Butter]

I missed this in my recap. It's pretty funny. We need some laughs.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

What's the consensus?

He already told you.

lurk more.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

My lawyer is too busy and successful to talk to me when I call him is a flex. Non practicing balldos would talk to you anytime day or night they might even share their coke if you put out

 

[Vibralldo]

It's not anime porn, though there is nudity.

Same energy.

As a former watcher of anime, I have never been one of those people that believes anime = porn (there's been some genuinely decent stuff over the years), but everything I have read about Redo of Healer suggests it's about as close to hentai as you can get without it being full-on hentai.

Redo of Healer is child rape anime porn. There may be a plot but I'm sure it's only to get you invested in the world so you can cum to child rape harder.

We've already seen how Nick will just lie about what it's about to deceive people. Unsurprising he still does it.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Nigga what are you huffing.
Nurgle's the god of despair, decay, laziness and life of all forms, as in a rotting corpse is full of life inside as much as a healthy person.
Slaanesh's the god of hedonism and seeking sensations, positive or negative, above all else as in it doesn't matter if it's pleasure or pain.
I'm split which he fits better as in like Nick's spitroasted by those two right now.

Idk man I don't play Warhammer so I don't know the lore too good. I'm too busy getting laid.

Nah I'm kidding I'm just playing WoW.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"it's not porn, there's just nudity, it's about revenge!"

Which is why they had to release a censored version?

It is literally porn except its worse written and less sexy.

Edit : Actually the fact there is a Censored Version might make it more watchable for me, I like my Animu Porn occasionally but Redo of Healer is legitimately one of the least "hot" things I have ever watched.

 

[Necrosan]

It's not anime porn, though there is nudity.

I don't think he watched the thing, it smells like kayfabe to piss people off or to appear "hardcore". I wouldn't be surprised if he just asked a janny or Vito for an example of shocking/violent porn and that's what they suggested to him.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

He already told you.

Ok, I go back to Sunday:

I personally believe Nick has been sexually inappropriate with one or more of his kids be that exposing them to sex or porn, nude partners around the home, or full on sexual assault. There is nothing more to go on besides circumstantial evidence and his complete and total hedonism, so I don't really find it worth it discussing.

Yeah 250+ pages ago it was the same amount of evidence, someone I like had the same opinion I have. I wasn't asking about 200 pages ago. I was asking if anything happened since then. Clearly not.
Thanks for telling me to lurk more, poster who joined May 2025. Very helpful.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick was confident the Monty case would be dismissed. It wasn’t. He was confident the appeal would succeed. It tanked.
He was confident the Franks motion would land. The Omnibus Hearing didn’t even challenge probable cause and he got laughed at by everyone.
He was confident the interlocutory appeal would be a win. It flopped. He was confident he’d walk with a slap on the wrist. He walked out with five years of probation and possibly 30 days in jail.

This isn’t just bad luck. This is what happens when you confuse loud confidence with actual competence.
There’s a reason Nick has twice been crowned Lolcow of the Year. He earned it then, he'll earn it here.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

- Threatens @RaptInPlastic with doxxing because he knows their name and address due to the ethics complaint.

As if I didn't clearly understand about the publicity from a complaint or referral. I am on a proposed witness list already anyway. What a fucking tool this faggot is. He's the one who scurries and hides like a rat, normal people don't. Same with Mama K, she isn't hiding or going into hiding. He needs to be very careful from now on. We're not all in shitbrick county nowheresota.
Also he is genuinely terrified of the current wave of opposition. Not quite like his glory days of mocking Aaron is it.

 

[Niggernerd]

Which is why they had to release a censored version?

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It is literally porn except its worse written and less sexy.

Edit : Actually the fact there is a Censored Version might make it more watchable for me, I like my Animu Porn occasionally but Redo of Healer is legitimately one of the least "hot" things I have ever watched.

The poor man's rance

 

[Delany's Donkey]

It is literally porn except its worse written and less sexy.

It's porn for psychopaths who fantasize about brutalizing everyone they think ""wronged"" them and have at least a passing interest in pedo shit.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Consult further. The Rake's Progress.
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Hogarth more or less invented the PSA and is tragically unremembered for his other works like illustrating the works of Laurence Sterne.

Also re the Rake's Progress picture, READ THE TEXT NIGGA. It's very enlightening.

Glad someone else appreciates Hogarth.